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The Flood / Re: Join me.
« on: October 25, 2015, 01:51:23 AM »
join me link and i will make your face the greatest in koridai or else you will die
Okay

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The Flood / Re: I knew this dude in highschool that sucked a dogs dick
« on: October 25, 2015, 12:33:32 AM »
I knew a guy who said he saw his neighbour fucking a jack russell.
What if Jack Russel was just a guy's name?
In this case it was a dog.

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The Flood / Re: I knew this dude in highschool that sucked a dogs dick
« on: October 25, 2015, 12:32:07 AM »
I knew a guy who said he saw his neighbour fucking a jack russell.

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The Flood / Re: Hello.
« on: October 24, 2015, 11:57:15 PM »
Wow.

2886
The Flood / Re: Why Do We See Colors if Colors Aren't Real
« on: October 24, 2015, 11:53:30 PM »
YouTube

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The Flood / Join me.
« on: October 24, 2015, 11:50:29 PM »
get in here

plug.dj/music

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The Flood / Re: Hello.
« on: October 24, 2015, 11:32:19 PM »
Hi.

2889
Gaming / Re: ARRRRE YOOUUUU REEEAAADDY
« on: October 24, 2015, 10:53:12 PM »

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Gaming / Re: ARRRRE YOOUUUU REEEAAADDY
« on: October 24, 2015, 10:47:36 PM »
why
can you imagine being emotionally invested in this

really imagine it

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"Inhale" seems like a bit of a stretch. But holy fucking shit is that terrifying
Yeah it looks like it could maybe take an arm

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Gaming / ARRRRE YOOUUUU REEEAAADDY
« on: October 24, 2015, 10:43:04 PM »
Fuck.

YouTube

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Article.

Quote
Imagine scuba diving in the quiet depths of the ocean and spotting an enormous shape emerging from the blue. This is what some divers faced when they approached a gigantic sunfish and began taking videos and photos while trying to contain their excitement for the rare size of the animal. This type of fish can weigh up to 5,000 pounds and grow to as much as 9 feet long, but luckily they don't eat humans.
YouTube

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The Flood / Re: if a bird flies near your head
« on: October 24, 2015, 02:58:18 PM »
I would carefully hold out my hand, doing my best not to startle the little guy, graciously allow it to perch in my palm, and then, without hesitation, crush it in my fist.
is that yolo swag

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The Flood / Re: Thoughts on Peacoats
« on: October 24, 2015, 02:44:56 PM »
Had one sophomore year of high school

They're autistic as fuck. Basically the winter equivalent of a fedora unless literally everything else you wear is a suit, suit pants and dress shoes.
was someone mean to you in your peacoat

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The Flood / Re: if a bird flies near your head
« on: October 24, 2015, 02:40:38 PM »
bump

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The Flood / Re: I have your ass for an unlimited amount of time
« on: October 24, 2015, 06:24:03 AM »
Jokes on you I'm not a guy
I love that joke :)

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The Flood / Re: I have your ass for an unlimited amount of time
« on: October 24, 2015, 06:17:17 AM »
ill shit on your dick
You'll shit on my condom


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The Flood / Re: I have your ass for an unlimited amount of time
« on: October 24, 2015, 05:58:11 AM »
I'm not even mad, bro.
Cool, mang. Let's have a good time.

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The Flood / Re: I have your ass for an unlimited amount of time
« on: October 24, 2015, 05:57:37 AM »
Hope you like hair.
hope you like hair product

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The Flood / Re: I have your ass for an unlimited amount of time
« on: October 24, 2015, 05:55:13 AM »
Jokes on you I'll clench really hard
little harder, please

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The Flood / I have your ass for an unlimited amount of time
« on: October 24, 2015, 05:51:11 AM »
I pity the ass

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The Flood / Re: if a bird flies near your head
« on: October 24, 2015, 03:16:36 AM »
teach that bird a lesson for getting in my way
holy shit

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The Flood / Re: if a bird flies near your head
« on: October 24, 2015, 03:16:00 AM »
Nothing because I am not a fucking fox faggot.
damn birds might fly near your head
Unlikely, but if they do I may duck or move if it is too close to comfort, but otherwise not give a shit.
too much info, gotta just concentrate on the birds, 100% 

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The Flood / Re: if a bird flies near your head
« on: October 24, 2015, 03:11:41 AM »
Nothing because I am not a fucking fox faggot.
damn birds might fly near your head

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The Flood / if a bird flies near your head
« on: October 24, 2015, 03:07:00 AM »
what do you do

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The Flood / Re: J. J. Abrams delivers special message about Episode VII
« on: October 24, 2015, 12:54:08 AM »
I was present for this important event

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The Flood / Re: Thank you for shopping at Wholefoods
« on: October 24, 2015, 12:53:29 AM »
I eat my food whole

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The Flood / Re: Every friday is cancerposting day!
« on: October 24, 2015, 12:21:12 AM »
I'm not a girl.

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