This section allows you to view all posts made by this member. Note that you can only see posts made in areas you currently have access to.
Messages - Elegiac
Pages: 1 ... 784785786 787788789
23551
« on: August 07, 2014, 12:48:53 PM »
Indeed, the World Wildlife Fund was way better back then.
-_-
23552
« on: August 07, 2014, 12:34:57 PM »
23553
« on: August 07, 2014, 12:16:54 PM »
I think the tea is working!
23554
« on: August 07, 2014, 12:11:35 PM »
 *sigh* fo real tho, don't take my 90s lightly I remember: - not having a phone
- cargo pants
- snap pants
- (spice) girl power
- being freaked out when I was nine watching the video for Black Hole Sun
- WWF
- dial up noise
- the joy of installing my first desktop theme on our new windows 95 (bond theme)
- getting a super NES bundled with Yoshi's island
- spending a summer swimming in our pool, making warhammer and playing FFVII in a dark room
- lining up to see Lion King
- discovering anime
- my first primary school girlfriends (lol)
- taping songs off the radio
- every kid wants to be a badass and watch the South Park movie
- pokemon not being worn-out consumer hipster bullshit yet
- really bad porn on floppy discs
and so much more
23555
« on: August 07, 2014, 11:48:38 AM »
23556
« on: August 07, 2014, 11:45:13 AM »
How about the fact that I tend to involuntarily tune women out once they start going off on a ramble about something in their life?
That can be pretty symptomatic.
23557
« on: August 07, 2014, 11:34:46 AM »
Heretic
23558
« on: August 07, 2014, 11:29:12 AM »
Tea, as in Tea.
Tea.
Goddammit, both of you. May I please be to knowing what type of tea it is?
23559
« on: August 07, 2014, 11:26:01 AM »
I voted Flood cos I'm edgy.
23560
« on: August 07, 2014, 11:12:01 AM »
[nothing intensifies]
*pets*
23561
« on: August 07, 2014, 11:11:31 AM »
I am also drinking tea, while listening to music.
What are you having?
23562
« on: August 07, 2014, 11:00:20 AM »
Every now and again I catch myself challenging myself with heavy objects. Usually, I'm very sensible about taking care of myself, and I've heard one too many stories of guys screwing themselves over in the later years because they let their macho man randy savage type deal play with their heads too much. But, once in a blue moon, I take a look at something, and there's just a wee little voice. "Ah come on, give it a try."
Most of the time I'm right, but still manage to surprise myself. Couple days ago me and a friend needed to move some power poles laying on the ground, and I got that little voice in my head. I took it up on the offer, wrapped my arms around all three poles, and lifted them up while my friend backed his truck up and I set them down in the box. No hassle, and a funny smile was given to me by my pal on that day.
http://youtu.be/wlLpCh-lE54?t=1m11s Keep it up, you'll be in charge one day. What do you think that funny smile was?
23563
« on: August 07, 2014, 10:43:50 AM »
Drinking tea.
What are you having?
23564
« on: August 07, 2014, 10:42:18 AM »
I'm lying in trying to muster up the energy to start building before it's too late.
Like I've been trying to the past two or three weeks.
Building?
23565
« on: August 07, 2014, 10:36:09 AM »
I'm making green/lemongrass tea and popping ginger root, tumeric and vitamin C, because I can feel that stuffy feeling up near my tonsils that means a flu or something is slowly coming on. I am not going to wake up sick tomorrow.
23566
« on: August 07, 2014, 10:23:34 AM »
Every time I go pee, I sit without thinking about it anymore.
I'm not sure that counts.
23567
« on: August 07, 2014, 09:50:59 AM »
Bit late for a walkabout isn't it mate
It's never too late! Just got back.
23568
« on: August 07, 2014, 08:55:13 AM »
23569
« on: August 07, 2014, 08:49:54 AM »
For fuck's sake. Enough of these threads
23570
« on: August 07, 2014, 08:49:24 AM »
How's the weather?
23571
« on: August 07, 2014, 08:45:42 AM »
How the hell did you even convincingly pull of the impersonation? I need to understand that first.
23572
« on: August 07, 2014, 08:32:54 AM »
23573
« on: August 07, 2014, 08:11:40 AM »
Then you find something like this...
Fear can make us killers.
23574
« on: August 07, 2014, 08:07:48 AM »
Try that, but with a real life girl and her lifting up her shirt.
lol Were they really too large?
23575
« on: August 07, 2014, 08:06:25 AM »
Oh no, we definitely have our fair share of spiders. Just none that are larger than my finger or dangerous to humans. Worst possible bite? You end up with an itchy red spot on your skin that goes away after a few days. Nothing comparable to what you guys have in Australia.
You've actually inspired me to catch some spiders from our garden to find out if they're deadly.
23576
« on: August 07, 2014, 08:04:35 AM »
 I'm male enough to glance over my shoulder involuntarily when the television says, "My problem is that my breasts are too large." What sorts of things do you notice yourself doing without meaning to, because of your maleness? Join in ladies! Edit: Girls, I mean your maleness.
23577
« on: August 07, 2014, 07:52:02 AM »
Nothing poisonous? I live in a place where there's little to no wildlife that's more dangerous than a dog, so the thought that there might be a spider underneath my porch that could actually kill me is pretty weird.
Spiders live everywhere, man. You're just not looking hard enough.
23578
« on: August 07, 2014, 07:37:34 AM »
All jokes aside, how often do you actually come into contact with dangerous wildlife?
Whenever I go to the zoo. A couple of dogs almost attacked me last night though. But that's not really what you mean.
23579
« on: August 07, 2014, 07:14:49 AM »
You don't even have a foxys personality, you're not cute enough to be a fox.
Ah, if this conversation continues we'll be covering old ground. A fox isn't interested. You should do some research on the archetype: Reynard. I'm a non-evil Reynard. Not a gormless #gurglesexcitedly plush toy. You shouldn't demean the fox. I'm not even going to fully dignify the cute part, except to say that I give girls that deer-caught-in-the-headlights look. Which is excellent leverage for a fox. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ReynardI actually have an old english copy of his tales, let me check what it is.... Here! http://bestiary.ca/etexts/morley1889/morley1889.htm
23580
« on: August 07, 2014, 06:50:44 AM »
Am I too obvious? Or just too inaccessible?
Pages: 1 ... 784785786 787788789
|
Show Posts
