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Try it and this guy will be knocking on your door

Implying that the chimps are being forcefully mistreated by humans in this scenario.

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What's that under our feet?

Oh, it's rock bottom.
You mean the ground? I don't get it.

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The Flood / Re: What are you doing irl....
« on: August 15, 2014, 08:05:07 AM »
Sittin' around.

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The Flood / How many chimps would it take to make a hat out of chimps?
« on: August 15, 2014, 08:01:50 AM »


Notice how these people have combined their bodies to make a shape; they've made a triangle.

In this scenario a group of chimpanzees will work together to place and interlock the bodies of another group of chimpanzees in order to form the three dimensional shape of a bowler hat. The hat will be made up of 26 chimpanzees- fourteen for the brim and twelve for the crown- and will need to be sturdy enough to sit unaided on a large model of a human head for 30 seconds.

How many chimpanzees do you think it would take to successfully arrange the other 26 chimpanzees into a workable bowler hat shape?

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The Flood / Re: What's the best tv-show
« on: August 15, 2014, 06:34:15 AM »
Why would you spell 'tv shows' like that?

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The Flood / Re: I have to say....
« on: August 15, 2014, 05:42:17 AM »
What is even being said here? This forum is a homage to b.net.

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The Flood / Re: I finally killed Comms Officer. AMA me anything.
« on: August 15, 2014, 03:39:16 AM »
This thread should be locked for shitposting.

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The Flood / Re: Think of four users before entering.
« on: August 15, 2014, 02:15:49 AM »
Do you think a metal fan on high would be able to slit your throat?

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The Flood / Re: Think of thirteen users before you enter.
« on: August 15, 2014, 02:04:24 AM »
Also, screw you that took some mental effort. And, I approve of this parody.
bless you little dantaktee, you'll see christmas yet

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The Flood / Think of thirteen users before you enter.
« on: August 15, 2014, 01:57:50 AM »
If you made the effort to do that... lol

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The Flood / Re: Jesus vs a troupe of Chimpanzees
« on: August 15, 2014, 01:51:09 AM »
Jesus summons the Living Tribunal.

/thread
Well considering Jesus is an omnipotent, omnipresent, and omniscient being...
Guys, I specified the level of power that Jesus will be using in the OP.

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The Flood / Jesus vs a troupe of Chimpanzees
« on: August 15, 2014, 01:30:23 AM »

Jesus vs about 15 chimps. Jesus gets one miracle (he usually does one at a time, if at all) on the level of turning water into wine.

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The Flood / gasai yuno
« on: August 14, 2014, 07:22:10 AM »


I brought your walrus to this forum

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The Flood / Re: why do people get so mad
« on: August 14, 2014, 07:17:24 AM »

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The Flood / Re: why do people get so mad
« on: August 14, 2014, 07:16:53 AM »
lol  ;)

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The Flood / why do people get so mad
« on: August 14, 2014, 06:54:27 AM »
they are angry

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The Flood / Re: The meaning of life -- ANSWERED
« on: August 14, 2014, 06:13:38 AM »

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The Flood / Re: RAWR pt 5
« on: August 14, 2014, 04:26:16 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Official D&D Alignment Test: XXDDDD Edition
« on: August 14, 2014, 04:25:48 AM »
hi

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The Flood / Re: Funny nicknames
« on: August 14, 2014, 04:20:49 AM »
bumface

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The Flood / Re: Is this thread gay?
« on: August 14, 2014, 04:18:55 AM »
He needs two accounts or his main would overload from the amount of #Fage he has. Two gives the #Fage some distribution.
What's fage?

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The Flood / Re: Official D&D Alignment Test: XXDDDD Edition
« on: August 14, 2014, 04:07:23 AM »
I'm just commenting on what you got.
I noticed that.

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The Flood / Re: Official D&D Alignment Test: XXDDDD Edition
« on: August 14, 2014, 04:06:00 AM »
I have a friend who constantly jokes about that being the most retarded alignment. Cause pretty much all it consists of are vigilantes (who are by definition, retards) and edgy Anonymous retards. Probably hipsters as well.
I just took the quiz.

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The Flood / Re: Is this thread gay?
« on: August 14, 2014, 03:59:04 AM »
Your mom's gay.

#rekt
why does grapes have two accounts

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The Flood / Re: Official D&D Alignment Test: XXDDDD Edition
« on: August 14, 2014, 03:57:58 AM »
Chaotic Good

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The Flood / Re: Is this thread gay?
« on: August 14, 2014, 03:46:23 AM »

Why are there two grapes accounts.

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The Flood / Re: Is this thread gay?
« on: August 14, 2014, 03:38:04 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Is this thread gay?
« on: August 14, 2014, 03:34:39 AM »
gay/10 would bang again ;)
That's inappropriate.

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The Flood / Is this thread gay?
« on: August 14, 2014, 03:25:21 AM »
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