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« on: August 15, 2014, 10:44:48 PM »
Hunter S Thompson
23312
« on: August 15, 2014, 10:38:48 PM »
Conceited.
I've seen it happen enough times to be glad of a reprieve. When you kids get stuck into teasing me it takes you a while to wind down.
23313
« on: August 15, 2014, 10:36:39 PM »
23314
« on: August 15, 2014, 10:23:08 PM »
Thank god this didn't turn into a 'pile-on-elegiac' thread.
23315
« on: August 15, 2014, 10:16:02 PM »
I like the part where you ate at McDonalds. Still working on your outsider routine I see.
23316
« on: August 15, 2014, 10:11:07 PM »
Goodnight, king of sep7agon.
Oh! I like that!
23317
« on: August 15, 2014, 12:50:24 PM »
I hope you have a tasty night of sleep.
I think I will. I feel like I'll melt into sleep.
23318
« on: August 15, 2014, 12:48:04 PM »
 See you tomorrow, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.
23319
« on: August 15, 2014, 12:08:57 PM »
I'm supposed to be reading Doors of Perception but I left it at someones house.
23320
« on: August 15, 2014, 11:31:46 AM »
23321
« on: August 15, 2014, 11:29:00 AM »
No, that would be a pair of headphones.
You know what I mean.
23322
« on: August 15, 2014, 11:27:22 AM »
I really don't want to go on a scavenger hunt through my neighborhood for a placemat.
It's on your head.
23323
« on: August 15, 2014, 11:24:49 AM »
>implying I have placemats
About five minutes. I just got a haircut and a sandwich, drove home, threw in a load of wash, and it's only 20 minutes later.
So the nearest placemat might not be in your house.
23324
« on: August 15, 2014, 11:20:10 AM »
Old people use placemats.
noovis
23325
« on: August 15, 2014, 11:15:34 AM »
DON'T PANIC JUST ANSWER THE QUESTIONS
1. Find the nearest placemat, what kind of picture or art does it have on it?
2. How long do your haircuts usually take?
23326
« on: August 15, 2014, 11:01:24 AM »
I didn't ask to make a cool thread.
23327
« on: August 15, 2014, 10:53:46 AM »
An onomatopoeia.
I can't make that noise.
23328
« on: August 15, 2014, 10:52:55 AM »
You have officially taken all the fun out of this for me, with your... analysing.
23329
« on: August 15, 2014, 10:37:40 AM »
Not really. It's like *pop* no more leader. There's no pain or suffering involved, no torture or anything.
It's the principal of the thing though.
23330
« on: August 15, 2014, 10:33:37 AM »
Actually, turning all of North America into wine is the lazy move on his part. All he has to do is reach out to their leader and turn him into wine, but as you stated, if he won't even turn an object into something at a distance without moving in the first place, then that's lazy as shit.
Turning the leader into wine seems a bit violent.
23331
« on: August 15, 2014, 10:11:56 AM »
They have guns, and they're going to kill him or beat his ass. Jesus is so lazy that he's immobile, as we talked about a few minutes ago. He is also so lazy that his only effective power is turning things into wine on contact, but he's so lazy that he won't move.
So, yes, he would, because that's the only move jesus can make.
You don't win this thread.
23332
« on: August 15, 2014, 10:04:41 AM »
She'd suit me.
23333
« on: August 15, 2014, 10:02:14 AM »
Turning the continent into wine is non-lethal.
Fine... but will he ramp up to that level over chimps?
23334
« on: August 15, 2014, 09:52:13 AM »
I'm just saying he's more likely to do something lazy and non-lethal.
23335
« on: August 15, 2014, 09:43:26 AM »
23336
« on: August 15, 2014, 09:39:30 AM »
Well, turning water into wine is still altering the atomic structure of something, so that means his one miracle is capable of quite a bit.
You know what apes hate? T-Fucking Rex's. All jesus has to do is point at that shotgun and turn it into a T-Rex, and he wins the game.
Yeah but Jesus is lazy
23337
« on: August 15, 2014, 09:23:40 AM »
Isn't anyone excited for this?
23338
« on: August 15, 2014, 09:09:53 AM »
Looks badass but...
I only know about that guy from Dub of the North Star... but I've seen that he can explode people with his martial arts. Guts fights inhumanly powerful demons all the time though. His sword has gained magical power from the sheer amount of them that he's killed.
23339
« on: August 15, 2014, 08:37:27 AM »
 Guts
23340
« on: August 15, 2014, 08:21:12 AM »
I've been in other members dreams and once I dreamt about posting on the Flood.
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