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« on: August 20, 2014, 09:28:50 AM »
It doesn't really matter since a horse wouldn't be able to stop you in the first place, even if you're unarmed. And a well trained guard dog only eats from his handler and nobody else, so you'd have a difficult time bribing a well trained guard dog in the first place. And if it's just one of those really vicious dogs that's been brought up badly and starved, you still don't have much of a window to infiltrate a house/compund because they eat FAST and then they'll be right on your ass. Unless you put tranquilizers in the meat.
I'm pretty sure a horse could lay someone low.
23162
« on: August 20, 2014, 09:25:11 AM »
Throw an apple at its face and run.
Spoiler Screw you Elegiac and your nonsense threads. Spoiler In all serious I don't know/care. Alright, alright, don't get catty. You can see my logic even if you find it pointless. Thanks for answering.
23163
« on: August 20, 2014, 09:20:35 AM »
Goji?
There was a poster called Gary. You may not have noticed.
23164
« on: August 20, 2014, 09:19:43 AM »
Sure, as long as its hungry.
But a herbivore might not have the same lust for food as a carnivore... you can't just keep them hungry to be vicious since they don't eat other creatures. They'd have to be well-fed to operate and if that's the case- if their guardianship is based on loyalty instead of viciousness- could they be bribed?
23165
« on: August 20, 2014, 09:00:43 AM »
Fine, guard Ankylosaurus.
Agreed. Now answer the question, you'll be the first.
23166
« on: August 20, 2014, 09:00:08 AM »
meow
No... Gary. B.net Gary. Lukems don't be silly.
23167
« on: August 20, 2014, 08:54:47 AM »
Now I miss Gary... can we get Gary over here? Could someone go get him? I don't want to go back to b.net unless I absolutely have to.
23168
« on: August 20, 2014, 08:52:21 AM »
23169
« on: August 20, 2014, 08:42:20 AM »
Can we focus on my question?
23170
« on: August 20, 2014, 08:39:24 AM »
I have too much self respect for to do that.
You're all talk but I love ya anyway.
23171
« on: August 20, 2014, 08:38:24 AM »
23172
« on: August 20, 2014, 08:28:21 AM »
In Canada, it's a well established fact that all Horses are replaced with Moose. Guard Moose is best Moose.
Do they eat hay?
23173
« on: August 20, 2014, 08:26:49 AM »
wort wort wort
23174
« on: August 20, 2014, 08:25:18 AM »
I was going to buy it because it looked cool, I wasn't going to use it.... But now eww! I don't want to be reminded of you when I walk past it.
You'll remember anyway. Remember: I am a large death-themed dildo. And you see me everyday.
23175
« on: August 20, 2014, 07:11:51 AM »
No :/
BBC equivalent from what I can make out of the description. Actually, go ahead, that's sorta hot.
23176
« on: August 20, 2014, 06:50:16 AM »
I'm tempted to buy that Grim Reaper
You realise that's the big one?
23177
« on: August 20, 2014, 06:44:46 AM »
You're implying enjoyment comes from watching people suffer. Don't do that. It's fallacious reasoning.
I'm basing my remark on what I've read in this thread. Just look at this shit though, it's awesome!
It's war. War is suffering. Thus and so.
23178
« on: August 20, 2014, 06:40:40 AM »
You're a spoil sport. War footage is awesome to watch. It gives insight.
Insight minus the schadenfreude would be nice.
23179
« on: August 20, 2014, 06:38:32 AM »
Yes, but why would a velociraptor go for a snack when it can have a meal.
You need to work on your reading comprehension.
23180
« on: August 20, 2014, 06:34:42 AM »
>implying they won't go straight for the intruders
I... did you read the OP?
23181
« on: August 20, 2014, 06:33:40 AM »
they didn't even think of a pun for the second one, that's how mean they are
there's a pun there, give it a second
23182
« on: August 20, 2014, 06:32:32 AM »
Well... damn.
23183
« on: August 20, 2014, 06:31:52 AM »
How so? :^(
You should try not to enjoy war footage.
23184
« on: August 20, 2014, 06:31:22 AM »
Why not guard velociraptors?
Did you read the OP?
23185
« on: August 20, 2014, 06:30:42 AM »
You're a depressing individual.
23186
« on: August 20, 2014, 06:28:09 AM »
Why a horse? No one's scared of horses.
Why not an elephant or a rhino? if one of those fuckers come charging at you I guarantee you'd shit brix.
*bricks. Fair enough. You can substitute any herbivore, I'm not fussed.
23187
« on: August 20, 2014, 04:47:49 AM »
You know the old shtick wherein somebody bribes their way past the junkyard dogs with a steak? Well, if we trained a non-predatory animal, like a horse, to be a guard animal, could I bribe my way past them with a bale of hay?
23188
« on: August 20, 2014, 03:49:36 AM »
Neat.
23189
« on: August 20, 2014, 01:54:38 AM »
Tons. Now goodnight <3
nighty night
23190
« on: August 20, 2014, 01:52:34 AM »
Correct your post :3
You want spoilers?
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