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The Flood / Re: Why were the ranks taken off of our titles?
« on: September 04, 2014, 07:08:56 AM »
I can see my rank, and yours. If you mean the karma buttons, they appear to be above your signature.

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The Flood / Re: Goodnight Flood
« on: September 04, 2014, 06:50:29 AM »
Stop bullying me.

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The Flood / Re: Who here is the toughest cyborg?
« on: September 04, 2014, 03:20:25 AM »
You guys forgot about cyborg frieza.

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The Flood / Who here is the toughest cyborg?
« on: September 03, 2014, 07:13:40 PM »
There's a competition to see who it is.

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The Flood / Re: >tfw you can still be friends with your ex
« on: September 03, 2014, 10:37:49 AM »
I'm out.

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The Flood / Re: If you are under 6" you are a marionette
« on: September 03, 2014, 10:36:43 AM »
oh my wooden dick

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The Flood / Re: >tfw you can still be friends with your ex
« on: September 03, 2014, 10:31:40 AM »
If it doesn't end in cheating, or the person leaving you for someone else, it's very doable. Good for you.

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The Flood / Re: You are all good people.
« on: September 03, 2014, 10:26:53 AM »
My list:

Doom DH

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The Flood / Re: Just made iced coffee AMA
« on: September 03, 2014, 10:25:12 AM »
coffeeeeeee
Alright, that was a bit too assertive. Eeeease it back a bit.

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The Flood / Re: Just made iced coffee AMA
« on: September 03, 2014, 10:14:41 AM »
Joking aside, that really is something I've wanted to do.
Awesome. You'll end up turning up things you weren't even looking for if my experiences hold true.

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The Flood / Re: >mfw Tru and I are getting married
« on: September 03, 2014, 10:10:14 AM »
I'll wear it.
For Yuno's funeral.
Acceptable.

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The Flood / Re: >mfw Tru and I are getting married
« on: September 03, 2014, 10:09:06 AM »
Never.
Nobody touches Tru except for me.
I want you in that costume :D

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The Flood / Re: Just made iced coffee AMA
« on: September 03, 2014, 10:07:15 AM »
I should go on a walkabout
Aaaand the aussie theme continues apace.

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The Flood / Re: Just made iced coffee AMA
« on: September 03, 2014, 10:05:10 AM »
Uh.....

I really need to go rethink my life.
It's hard at first to ween yourself off things. Finding alternatives can suck. But you feel better later, when you're 'off the grid' so to speak. Trick is not to become a smug self-righteous prick. I think I do okay.

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The Flood / Re: I am sick AMA :(
« on: September 03, 2014, 10:02:08 AM »
sittin in the rain won't help that

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The Flood / Re: >mfw Tru and I are getting married
« on: September 03, 2014, 09:59:15 AM »
Someone is going to fucking die.
It's OP.
So they don't have your blessing?

Hmm?
Spoiler

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The Flood / Re: Just made iced coffee AMA
« on: September 03, 2014, 09:57:18 AM »
Starbucks is still better than your shitbrew m80
would henry thoreau drink starbucks?

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The Flood / Re: You know the smell of a crushed ant?
« on: September 03, 2014, 09:25:56 AM »
That's nothing, this one time at band camp...
I found your costume for the wedding.

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The Flood / Re: Just made iced coffee AMA
« on: September 03, 2014, 09:24:52 AM »
I just made hot coffee.

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The Flood / Re: You know the smell of a crushed ant?
« on: September 03, 2014, 09:23:23 AM »

The insects had been subdued. after countless raids and pinpoint broom sweeps of their inner sanctums my eight year old self had claimed victory in driving the horde out of the holy land.

With my enemy by the hip and one purchase of a vacuum and a glass jar I pit my former oppressors against each other. bee against wasp, spider against ant, only the strongest survived in this hellish insect fight club and only the strongest could escape.

This ant prisoner who had won countless battles against all odds was the key to preventing the massive insect counter attack that was bound to occur. I gave him freedom for information, he would lead me to the final ant bastion.

As I made the descent into my mothers basement the smell engulfed my very soul. While disoriented by the fumes I finally realized why he ant had willingly lead me to his home, I was being ambushed.

I will not tell of the horrors both the ants and I inflicted upon each other, I will not tell of the slight discomfort exhibited by my kneecaps as the ants tore the flesh.


I can only tell of the smell, and the heralding doom It brings
Brutal. And back in the day prosthetics and the like weren't so great, so I bet you've got fake wooden kneecaps now, poor bastard.

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The Flood / Re: You know the smell of a crushed ant?
« on: September 03, 2014, 09:10:55 AM »
I guess you didn't piss them off enough.
We set up sparklers around one nest and made an inescapable ring of flamethrower towers using a bunch of sprays we stole from the cleaners closet at a local school. I've pissed off some ants, man  :-\

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The Flood / Re: Music thread!
« on: September 03, 2014, 09:07:59 AM »
YouTube


alright, the post body is no longer empty you fucking thing, now post the fucking tunes

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The Flood / Re: You know the smell of a crushed ant?
« on: September 03, 2014, 09:02:17 AM »
More then one sent out the warning then. An entire nest did. Stepping on their nest or doing anything related to harming it would piss all of them off.
This is unheard of! I've been a kid and fucked with big ants nests and I never caught a waft of anything like this.

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The Flood / Re: You know the smell of a crushed ant?
« on: September 03, 2014, 08:59:15 AM »
Just another day in Antstralia.
Goddammit.  :D

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The Flood / Re: You know the smell of a crushed ant?
« on: September 03, 2014, 08:58:33 AM »
You'd know the smell ants make when they get pissed off and bite you? It's likely a warning to others in the nest that shit's going down.
But as I said, this was a section of street painted with the smell.

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The Flood / Re: You know the smell of a crushed ant?
« on: September 03, 2014, 08:55:59 AM »
Please... Don't remind me of the Great War.


That smell will live with me forever
Now I'm intrigued.

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The Flood / Re: Just Because I Left the Flood, doesnt mean I left Sep7agon
« on: September 03, 2014, 08:20:57 AM »
That back there is monkey team forums, with a side dish of destiny4lyfe fans
I'm easy with either description.

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The Flood / Re: Just Because I Left the Flood, doesnt mean I left Sep7agon
« on: September 03, 2014, 08:17:36 AM »
This is the Flood now. That back there is offtopic.

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The Flood / Re: You know the smell of a crushed ant?
« on: September 03, 2014, 07:58:50 AM »

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The Flood / Re: It's my Birthday Today! :D
« on: September 03, 2014, 07:57:47 AM »
Oh you should!!
So fucking good! :3
Or I could just buy some facon in your honour and put maple syrup on it.

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