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22081
« on: September 13, 2014, 02:53:07 AM »
I've done vitamins, panadol, coffee and subway. I can sorta imagine what it must be like to be human at this point.
22082
« on: September 13, 2014, 02:45:07 AM »
I'm hungover... it's 3 in the afternoon. Hangover cures... tell me yours!
22083
« on: September 13, 2014, 02:43:16 AM »
All of you. Even Korra.
Come be an object like Kiyo. Come be a tasty sandwich.
Come here.
I like you 
What do you mean even me?
I dunno 
22084
« on: September 12, 2014, 06:57:15 PM »
I like it when the little floodies try to bully me silly boys... and Ryle turned out to be a dumb slut! :O I'll peel you off first Ryle, set a good example for the other floodies and sit still while I make you breakfast
22085
« on: September 12, 2014, 06:42:24 PM »
I'm a dingo
22086
« on: September 12, 2014, 06:36:24 PM »
boo boo boo you're like a bunch of silly little things that crawl up onto me, and then I have to be firm and put you back into your snuggle houses
22087
« on: September 12, 2014, 06:18:06 PM »
I could review things. You know I have a silver tongue. I would make the reviews attractive to average people, provided you give me some small reward. I'm going to bed soon, but I'll check for a response to this post first when I wake up, maybe. Impress me, and if you'd like my services: give me something to work with.
The more popular, well-spoken writers will get a title of some sort and a nameplate that lets them post their articles/reviews immediately.
You hit all my buttons. I'd like a humble little title that's all mine. We'll talk.
22088
« on: September 12, 2014, 06:06:48 PM »
I like Fartymonkey though. He's like the Raven that doesn't call me a dingo.
Considering how well Shadows era Raven is remembered, I'm not sure if that's a good thing.
Not everything has to be a good thing.
22089
« on: September 12, 2014, 05:56:21 PM »
I could review things. You know I have a silver tongue. I would make the reviews attractive to average people, provided you give me some small reward. I'm going to bed soon, but I'll check for a response to this post first when I wake up, maybe. Impress me, and if you'd like my services: give me something to work with.
22090
« on: September 12, 2014, 05:49:22 PM »
I like Fartymonkey though. He's like the Raven that doesn't call me a dingo.
22091
« on: September 12, 2014, 05:17:31 PM »
Anything out of the Horrifying planet series, or the lake dredge series.
Sex House is good, but I know it's too sarcastic for many people to enjoy it, so I don't really either. I like effective things.
22092
« on: September 12, 2014, 05:05:59 PM »
Your average orgy is full of average people. It's not very picturesque. I suppose I could get into it, but why bother?
22093
« on: September 12, 2014, 05:02:49 PM »
*snuggles*
22094
« on: September 12, 2014, 05:02:20 PM »
How am I an object?
You're an object because you'd watch you partner have sex with someone else. Try not to sympathise with animals too much, you have a heart and a brain. Bleak as it is, we're a little removed from your average lizard.
22095
« on: September 12, 2014, 04:48:30 PM »
I wanna be a sandwich.
Specify your preferred sandwich.
Casper sammich.
Casper sammich I'll remember that
22096
« on: September 12, 2014, 04:45:31 PM »
I'm Reach generation. I've been here long enough to watch users come and go.
22097
« on: September 12, 2014, 04:38:23 PM »
I've put a finger up my butt a few times when it's clean.
22098
« on: September 12, 2014, 04:32:45 PM »
I wanna be a sandwich.
Specify your preferred sandwich.
22099
« on: September 12, 2014, 04:23:20 PM »
COMMENCING BUTTSEX
Piss off, you manwhore. We're just friends.
22100
« on: September 12, 2014, 04:21:25 PM »
My grandpa was slightly old-school, I guess. He thought that we could get away with dumping nuclear waste in the ocean. But my Nanna is awesome, she has rooms full of books.
22101
« on: September 12, 2014, 04:16:51 PM »
You sluts
Luke and Soporific, come here, sleep in my bed. I would love to wake up next to you.
O bby
It would be so much fun 
22102
« on: September 12, 2014, 04:14:29 PM »
You sluts Luke and Soporific, come here, sleep in my bed. I would love to wake up next to you.
22103
« on: September 12, 2014, 04:03:46 PM »
That's a nice smiley face. I'm going to snuggle you!
22104
« on: September 12, 2014, 03:57:09 PM »
All of you. Even Korra. Come be an object like Kiyo. Come be a tasty sandwich. Come here. I like you
22105
« on: September 12, 2014, 09:43:00 AM »
Classification: anyone can have sex. That's not a bad thing.
22106
« on: September 12, 2014, 09:31:51 AM »
well what do you want to know
specifically
Age
Sex tally (this year)
Relationships (This year)
19
12 (I moved recently)
3
Seems alright. 3 and 12 though, hahaha. You are nineteen. Have fun, man. Try to be classy.
well I just have some people that occasionally call me up
I've been talking to this girl at my new skool tho so...
I assumed that your girlfriends counted towards the tally.
I've been "single" since last year, but I'm aquiring a gf
she's been awesome to me so far so I'm totally up to get serious with her, and that's what I plan to do
Girlfriend is what I meant by relationship. Do we have pics of Ryle? That'll help me classify him.
22107
« on: September 12, 2014, 09:19:09 AM »
well what do you want to know
specifically
Age
Sex tally (this year)
Relationships (This year)
19
12 (I moved recently)
3
Seems alright. 3 and 12 though, hahaha. You are nineteen. Have fun, man. Try to be classy.
well I just have some people that occasionally call me up
I've been talking to this girl at my new skool tho so...
I assumed that your girlfriends counted towards the tally.
22108
« on: September 12, 2014, 09:14:11 AM »
well what do you want to know
specifically
Age
Sex tally (this year)
Relationships (This year)
19
12 (I moved recently)
3
Seems alright. 3 and 12 though, hahaha. You are nineteen. Have fun, man. Try to be classy.
22109
« on: September 12, 2014, 09:07:58 AM »
well what do you want to know
specifically
Age Sex tally (this year) Relationships (This year)
22110
« on: September 12, 2014, 09:06:03 AM »
Hrrrrmmmm.
Tell me, fur boy! Tell me where you've been!
I just imagined you as Rolf from Ed Edd & Eddy. Everything makes so much more sense now.
God help me, I just read a wiki page about Rolf. More explanation, please.
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