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21961
« on: September 16, 2014, 12:44:43 AM »
great
now my pants are soaked
ryle triggered count: 3
insta-orgasm
ryle triggered count: 4
i feel dehydrated
omg it's been ages since I watched a power thirst video... we need to get you climaxing like KENYANS
21962
« on: September 16, 2014, 12:30:28 AM »
great
now my pants are soaked
ryle triggered count: 3
insta-orgasm
ryle triggered count: 4
21963
« on: September 16, 2014, 12:29:00 AM »
great
now my pants are soaked
ryle triggered count: 3
21964
« on: September 16, 2014, 12:25:22 AM »
I'd prefer if you said 'nigga'
21965
« on: September 16, 2014, 12:23:14 AM »
I want to clean your dusty cups.
21966
« on: September 15, 2014, 03:41:59 PM »
technically it's 5 in the morning, but it's still dark so it counts as night 
21967
« on: September 15, 2014, 03:20:27 PM »
I've gotten it a lot tonight. When doing anything, for periods every second screen was the error message.
21968
« on: September 15, 2014, 03:01:36 PM »
I never finished Shivering Isles.
21969
« on: September 15, 2014, 02:43:33 PM »
21970
« on: September 15, 2014, 02:36:37 PM »
You have to laugh.
21971
« on: September 15, 2014, 02:30:06 PM »
Or ideas, rather. In a series.
1. Paint it white.
2. Lock membership so that no new accounts can be registered.
3. Evict one member each fortnight.
4. Convert the banners to seizure gifs.
5. Unlock membership once the site is dead and charge $29.99 in registration fees.
6. Relocate the site from the internet, to a small house in Greenland.
7. Write '#Destiny' on the front of the building with bloody shit.
I believe that by taking these measures, we could successfully destroy the forums. Still, there's no reason to rest on our laurels, I'm sure that with a little brainstorming we could think of a way to make this place so bad that reality itself inverts and spits the site out somewhere... else.
Hmm?
21972
« on: September 15, 2014, 01:52:18 PM »
Is there something about Autumn?
It's the light. And the way everything is. I know exactly when it's Autumn because I feel low as soon as I look at the environment. I can't explain it well enough. When I look around me in Autumn, I am uneasy, very much so. It's an anxiety, as I look through the trees with a thousand yard stare, they've gone grey and cold. Even the sky, on the brightest days, is hollow. I've gone through all this before, but this year, I've had too many troubles happen at once and too many worries.
That's a shame, autumn is a nice mild season. Was it always like that?
Always. Not even being in other provinces or other parts of the country changed it.
I don't know what to say really. Chin up, dude. If you start feeling stressed then at least control your breathing; deep, slow breaths. Your brain physically can't remain distressed if you do that.
21973
« on: September 15, 2014, 01:42:13 PM »
What's the deal with deals of deals that go into more deals?
I... don't know.
21974
« on: September 15, 2014, 01:35:49 PM »
Is there something about Autumn?
It's the light. And the way everything is. I know exactly when it's Autumn because I feel low as soon as I look at the environment. I can't explain it well enough. When I look around me in Autumn, I am uneasy, very much so. It's an anxiety, as I look through the trees with a thousand yard stare, they've gone grey and cold. Even the sky, on the brightest days, is hollow. I've gone through all this before, but this year, I've had too many troubles happen at once and too many worries.
That's a shame, autumn is a nice mild season. Was it always like that?
21975
« on: September 15, 2014, 01:27:20 PM »
NSFWwhat's inside the spoiler is seriously explicit, I don't want to get in trouble classic
21976
« on: September 15, 2014, 12:37:06 PM »
I always forget about the septagon bit. I just think 'the Flood.'
Interesting, referring to our roots.
That's why I'm here. I wish the whole Flood was here, since this is the most active offsite as far as I know.
It pleases me to know that you care about the flood. 
yeah yeah 
21977
« on: September 15, 2014, 12:20:46 PM »
How does it feel to be missing a few chromosomes.
Compared to what?
Compared to one chromosome.
I dunno.
21978
« on: September 15, 2014, 12:17:23 PM »
How does it feel to be missing a few chromosomes.
Compared to what?
Compared to one chromosome.
21979
« on: September 15, 2014, 12:14:26 PM »
I always forget about the septagon bit. I just think 'the Flood.'
Interesting, referring to our roots.
That's why I'm here. I wish the whole Flood was here, since this is the most active offsite as far as I know.
21980
« on: September 15, 2014, 12:12:07 PM »
Hod do you pronounce rape?
 What is that thing there?
21981
« on: September 15, 2014, 12:02:59 PM »
I always forget about the septagon bit. I just think 'the Flood.'
21982
« on: September 15, 2014, 11:50:17 AM »
Dude
21983
« on: September 15, 2014, 11:49:08 AM »
This summer's actually been quite mild, so I'm happy <.<
Hopefully winter is as arctic as a Yeti's shrektum though >.>
Australian Summer + Climate Change = You've actually fallen a little deeper into hell, bet you didn't think that was possible, huh? Suffer
21984
« on: September 15, 2014, 11:42:57 AM »
koala bears
have chlamydia
*vomits*
for your further edification
http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-22207442
daaaayum sooon
that sucks
we've also been invaded by cane toads
21986
« on: September 15, 2014, 11:20:31 AM »
koala bears
have chlamydia
21987
« on: September 15, 2014, 11:00:05 AM »
don't think about it, go off and do other things and eventually it'll hit you. That usually works for me
making green tea
21988
« on: September 15, 2014, 10:58:03 AM »
That's sorta strange. I'm not sure that we have that over here... I didn't get into Uni the straight way from school. I didn't even pass the final year of school through fucking around. I took a test years later that determined whether I was smart enough to go to Uni, scored high and cruised on in. Even scored a 2 grand scholarship. Suckers.
21989
« on: September 15, 2014, 10:47:10 AM »
Is this like a resume or covering letter?
21990
« on: September 15, 2014, 10:36:39 AM »
Nearly all male, I listen to a wide range of genres ranging from rap, classical, rock, pop but I'm just not interested in female musicians.
Apart from nicki minaj
NO NO NO, I don't listen to nicki minaj, I only posted that one song because of the music video.
Noted.
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