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The Flood / Re: Fuck Moot. 4chan is dead.
« on: September 19, 2014, 02:24:39 AM »
So... you. 4Chan.

Damn. I feel so disillusioned.
whut
I thought you were a lone maverick.

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The Flood / Re: The real origin of Elegiac (as explained by Alfred).
« on: September 19, 2014, 02:23:58 AM »
Eh/10
Bashed out over my first coffee.

*tickles your... mandibles?*

21783
The Flood / Re: Fuck Moot. 4chan is dead.
« on: September 19, 2014, 02:19:40 AM »
So... you. 4Chan.

Damn. I feel so disillusioned.

21784
The Flood / Re: The real origin of Elegiac (as explained by Alfred).
« on: September 19, 2014, 02:07:26 AM »
It gave me a chuckle and a half. 8/10
*slight bow*

21785
The Flood / Re: Anonymous Venting Thread
« on: September 19, 2014, 01:49:03 AM »
I think you have low self-esteem, and you overcompensate in the worst kind of way. Facing your demons and taking less influence from the human wreckage I'm sure you surround yourself with will be far less painful for you in the long run.

21786
The Flood / Anyone else?
« on: September 19, 2014, 01:38:18 AM »
Does anyone else pronounce zesty's name like this:

die-juh-tail zee-stee

??

 ???

21787
The Flood / Re: hey guys guess what
« on: September 19, 2014, 01:33:43 AM »
I'm a Pantheist and Cultist of John Frum.

21790
The Flood / Re: hey guys guess what
« on: September 19, 2014, 01:16:07 AM »

21791
The Flood / Re: Hey There Everybody!
« on: September 19, 2014, 01:11:18 AM »
omg

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The Flood / Re: The real origin of Elegiac (as explained by Alfred).
« on: September 19, 2014, 01:06:27 AM »
I'm still a fan of your parody threads. They always give me a good chuckle.
Stick around then :) I still bust out a few.

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The Flood / Re: The real origin of Elegiac (as explained by Alfred).
« on: September 19, 2014, 01:01:07 AM »
7.5/10
Hey, hey, it's you. Welcome to the party. Grab a drink.
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21794
The Flood / The real origin of Elegiac (as explained by Alfred).
« on: September 19, 2014, 12:56:36 AM »

"If you're seriously considering getting all up in his grill, you should hear the rumours surrounding Elegiac.

There is a forum in a more ancient part of the world: the Reach forum; a pit where men are thrown, to suffer and die. But sometimes, a man rises from The Darkness. Sometimes the pit sends something back.

Elegiac.

Born and raised in hell on earth. No one knows why. Or, how he escaped. But they do know that once he did, he was trained by the old Flood, your mentors. And then he was excommunicated, and any man who is too extreme for the old Flood, is not to be trifled with. Perhaps this is a man you don't fully understand...

A short time ago, I was in the offtopic forum. My friends and I were working for Bungie. They were trying to buy the loyalty of floodian leaders by bribing them with Destiny exclusives. But their caravans were being raided in a forest north of offtopic by floodians. So we went looking for the codes. But in six months we never met anyone who traded with them.

One day, I saw a destiny kid playing with an exclusive the size of DeeJ's arse. The flood had been throwing them away. They thought it was good sport, because some men aren't looking for anything 'prestigious', like exclusives.

They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn."
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The Flood / Re: The REAL origin of trussingdoor
« on: September 19, 2014, 12:07:05 AM »
I like Creation Myths. I'mma do mine.

21797
The Flood / Re: Who is qter
« on: September 19, 2014, 12:05:00 AM »

21798
The Flood / Re: Who is qter
« on: September 18, 2014, 11:57:22 PM »

21799
The Flood / Re: if I pull that off
« on: September 18, 2014, 11:54:20 PM »
I'm diggin the avatar btw

21800
The Flood / Re: Who is qter
« on: September 18, 2014, 11:53:17 PM »
Third option: Doom DH

21801
The Flood / Re: So... otthild pooped out an anti christ
« on: September 18, 2014, 11:48:57 PM »
Its Number One enemy is probably Kiyo though.
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21803
The Flood / Re: So... otthild pooped out an anti christ
« on: September 18, 2014, 11:47:08 PM »
as long as dug doesn't get anywhere near it, it should be fine

Or Predator.
or ISIS

21804
The Flood / Re: So... otthild pooped out an anti christ
« on: September 18, 2014, 11:45:12 PM »
as long as dug doesn't get anywhere near it, it should be fine

21805
The Flood / Re: Goodnight, Flood.
« on: September 18, 2014, 04:04:34 PM »
Stop posting foxes, silly dingo.

Step 1: Mute your poo crew.
Step 2: Have you stripped of Mod status.
Step 3: Mute you.

Watch me do it. I'll show you how a fox operates.

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The Flood / Re: It's time for Australia to enter the fray.
« on: September 18, 2014, 03:55:01 PM »
WHY ISN'T THERE A SEPARATE FORUM FOR THIS SHIT?

Also, all I got out of this was, "Australia is shit."
You got the gist of it then. Just parodying nationalist threads.

21807
The Flood / Re: >mfw a girl with a fantastic ass walks past
« on: September 18, 2014, 03:50:28 PM »
Eh, it's eye candy.

21808
The Flood / Re: Goodnight, Flood.
« on: September 18, 2014, 03:47:55 PM »

21809
The Flood / Goodnight, Flood.
« on: September 18, 2014, 03:42:03 PM »
See you tomorrow, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.


21810
The Flood / Re: It's time for Australia to enter the fray.
« on: September 18, 2014, 03:36:09 PM »

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