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The Flood / Re: Shitpost bunker
« on: September 25, 2014, 09:10:45 AM »
*Time for teletubbies. Time for teletubbies*

Says the giant megaphones on towers.
Contributing to thread.

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The Flood / Re: Is it true
« on: September 25, 2014, 09:08:45 AM »
it's an optical illusion caused by the largeness of the penis

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The Flood / Re: OY A DINGO ATE ELEGIAC
« on: September 25, 2014, 09:07:50 AM »

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The Flood / Re: What size jeans do you wear
« on: September 25, 2014, 08:54:15 AM »
I wear 30-34s.

Just about impossible to find in stores. I have to order online.
We have stores that sell american sized clothes. Your extra small is like our medium.
>living in a nation of manlets
We use your large shirts to catch people when they jump out of burning buildings.

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The Flood / Re: What size jeans do you wear
« on: September 25, 2014, 08:50:03 AM »
I wear 30-34s.

Just about impossible to find in stores. I have to order online.
We have stores that sell american sized clothes. Your extra small is like our medium.

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The Flood / Re: OY A DINGO ATE ELEGIAC
« on: September 25, 2014, 08:48:40 AM »
CROIKEY THATS A BIGGUN
quoting the OP in response

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The Flood / Re: So what have we decided?
« on: September 25, 2014, 08:46:37 AM »
First a fox, then a dingo, back to a fox, and now a bat. You sure do like animals don't you?
I'm not a dingo. My mute list consists of people who call me that, because they will not shut up about it, which means that it's being directed towards me in a disparaging manner. I don't understand what's wrong with Dingo's, they seem alright to me, but I'm not one. Like I said: it gets repetitive and tiresome.

I like animals, but I like juice more.
I was referring more to how you didn't mind being called that for a very short time, then went right back to a fox avatar.
I was checking whether it was a casual joke that I could join in with and then get rid off.
I see then, on an unrelated not, ever had kangaroo?
Nope, and now that I'm vegetarian I might never try it.

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The Flood / Re: So what have we decided?
« on: September 25, 2014, 08:43:16 AM »
First a fox, then a dingo, back to a fox, and now a bat. You sure do like animals don't you?
I'm not a dingo. My mute list consists of people who call me that, because they will not shut up about it, which means that it's being directed towards me in a disparaging manner. I don't understand what's wrong with Dingo's, they seem alright to me, but I'm not one. Like I said: it gets repetitive and tiresome.

I like animals, but I like juice more.
I was referring more to how you didn't mind being called that for a very short time, then went right back to a fox avatar.
I was checking whether it was a casual joke that I could join in with and then get rid off.

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The Flood / Re: So what have we decided?
« on: September 25, 2014, 08:42:02 AM »
Are you still on your little witch hunt? :/
Let's see if she floats.

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The Flood / Re: So what have we decided?
« on: September 25, 2014, 08:39:35 AM »
First a fox, then a dingo, back to a fox, and now a bat. You sure do like animals don't you?
I'm not a dingo. My mute list consists of people who call me that, because they will not shut up about it, which means that it's being directed towards me in a disparaging manner. I don't understand what's wrong with Dingo's, they seem alright to me, but I'm not one. Like I said: it gets repetitive and tiresome.

I like animals, but I like juice more.

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The Flood / So what have we decided?
« on: September 25, 2014, 08:20:48 AM »
In regards to Kiyo? I won't take the campaign to the next level if she'll watch her step. Some who otherwise wouldn't favour her seem to want to keep her in a position of privilege simply because she doesn't ban them, and I can respect that, but what you need to realise is that her replacement wouldn't ban you either.

Regardless, she's obviously still a mod despite popular opinion. And Cheat possesses his own motivations, but be aware that I'm always (sometimes - usually) lurking and watching. Waiting to swoop and take action... like a bat.

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The Flood / Re: I'm suddenly jelly
« on: September 25, 2014, 08:09:55 AM »
You have a brother? It's multiplying.
'It's' is usually a term we reserve for your kind. But I like your use of it here, very progressive.

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The Flood / Re: Fuck me sideways
« on: September 25, 2014, 03:36:17 AM »

I tried fucking myself sideways.
Me too. Its hard.
Damn man. At this point Im really scared for you. Keep us updated.
instructions not clear, I fucked myself straight

hang in there dude

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The Flood / Re: I'm suddenly jelly
« on: September 25, 2014, 03:09:06 AM »
Mediocre game on a shitty console.

There. You now have every reason not to be jelly.
Thank you.

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The Flood / Re: I'm suddenly jelly
« on: September 25, 2014, 02:17:46 AM »
Yeaah <.<

Same thing here, I've basically been Meh incarnate/Bleh in human form towards the game (Whilst bashing bungie/activision for being shits over it) but seeing my brother play it, it does look fun. Just not £40 brand new OMG BUY THIS GAME FUCKING NOW kind of fun >.>
But when you're super casual like me, and initially Destiny was your 'next game', and now you have nothing new to play, and and it doesn't turn out to be utterly godawful... the temptation is strong.

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The Flood / Re: I'm suddenly jelly
« on: September 25, 2014, 02:04:13 AM »
Do you even play video games, Elegiac?
Occasionally. I play skyrim, and halo. I played War for Cybertron and Fall of Cybertron.

EDIT: And Space Marine.
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The Flood / Re: I'm suddenly jelly
« on: September 25, 2014, 01:46:29 AM »
OH MAH GAWD FKING SHREKT

HOW DO U FEL

CAN U EVEN FEL UR FUKING FINGRS??
I... don't know.

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The Flood / Re: So I find myself in an unusual circumstance.
« on: September 25, 2014, 01:38:35 AM »
just keep posting

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The Flood / I'm suddenly jelly
« on: September 25, 2014, 01:28:57 AM »
 :-\

watching my brother play Destiny on his xbox one; suddenly my cynicism towards Destiny seems... trivial

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The Flood / Re: Hello
« on: September 24, 2014, 12:39:45 PM »
I don't have coffee

I'm not horny, but sex will happen now

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The Flood / Re: Hello
« on: September 24, 2014, 12:33:54 PM »
sex me quick

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The Flood / Re: Hello
« on: September 24, 2014, 12:21:55 PM »
silly floodies

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The Flood / Re: Replacing Kiyohime
« on: September 24, 2014, 01:17:38 AM »
lol

excuses, excuses... let's just do the sensible thing, make the switch and have done with it

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The Flood / Re: Hello
« on: September 24, 2014, 12:25:53 AM »
life is great man. i'm looking bigger/stronger than ever, getting compliments on the daily, girls eyefuckin me, 4.0 in college, no stress, making plans to go to Chico and Santa Barbara over the next few weekends for parties/shenanigans.  think i got a little taller too.
How old are you?

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The Flood / Re: Hello
« on: September 24, 2014, 12:09:29 AM »
Im good. Feel fucking horrible but every thing else is fine.
I hope you recover from the horrible.

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The Flood / Re: Hello
« on: September 24, 2014, 12:08:56 AM »
I am doing quite well, Dear Puppet.
You! Have you always been here? I haven't noticed you posting.
I have been here before you, Dear Puppet. I remember seeing you when my mind first formed you.
You see my rank? If I'm all in your head then I'm jackin' your damn mind. I feel that I'm overqualified to run this ship.

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The Flood / Re: Hello
« on: September 24, 2014, 12:05:20 AM »
there are implications here

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The Flood / Re: I am Bill Buttlicker
« on: September 24, 2014, 12:03:49 AM »
If you bear my children I will give you a paper mill.
But, I-

I'll think about this offer
yes, and seventeen goats

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