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21571
« on: September 25, 2014, 01:27:12 PM »
I really don't click on the mute-spoilers  ...otherwise what would be the point of muting you? I could disregard your comments by myself. This is a punishment for you.
21572
« on: September 25, 2014, 01:09:39 PM »
She's the same height as me. Girls usually want someone taller than them... just to point out the physical problem with this. All of my girlfriends have been petite cuties. With some booty. Not that the taller girls don't check me out... I'm just not sure if it would work as well. Being at least around the same height seems to make more sense.
Otherwise, this is a cute idea. And she would like me... once she'd been worshiped, whipped, and had a deep taste of the Elegiac. But would she live up to me?
21573
« on: September 25, 2014, 12:50:35 PM »
>Be me
>Start to get freaky with a qt Chinese girl
>Take off her clothes
>Passionately kiss on her neck
>Suck nips
>She's moaning
>I reach down for her panties
>Shit is like Niagara falls
>I pull down her panties
>AN ARM COMES OUT OF HER VAGINA
>HERRO U WAN BUY DVD!!
>MFW IM NOT EVEN JOKING
so her brother walked in
21574
« on: September 25, 2014, 12:36:13 PM »
Post interesting things. My contribution: Chimpanzees are every bit as depraved as us. I couldn't find the original documentary footage that I wanted to post, but this will do. Have you ever watched a gang of chimps eat a monkey alive?
21575
« on: September 25, 2014, 12:29:13 PM »
I finish bathing my elephant, I log onto sep7agon and unbuckle my trousers, hang up my suspenders after a long day of cricket, and the first thing I see is you discussing this girl. Come on old man, you're better than this
It's not my fault you came here at this time, old chap. Come back later, I'll fix you something nice.
21576
« on: September 25, 2014, 12:27:30 PM »
21577
« on: September 25, 2014, 12:26:49 PM »
You have to be really fucking desperate to mute him.
Hmm. Desperate for what?
21578
« on: September 25, 2014, 12:17:52 PM »
Are you like in love with her or something?
Yeah, I am not watching that.
Short answer without any sarcastic allusions: No.
I don't believe you.
What types of things do you pay attention to?
I don't pay attention to anything.
Are you paying attention to me?
No, not really. I don't even like you.
You're paying me a little bit of attention... I can tell.
The minimum required.
You remind me of me. This is an equal conversation.
21579
« on: September 25, 2014, 12:15:53 PM »
I liked Tru. Has he been badmouthing me?
21580
« on: September 25, 2014, 12:05:03 PM »
Are you like in love with her or something?
Yeah, I am not watching that.
Short answer without any sarcastic allusions: No.
I don't believe you.
What types of things do you pay attention to?
I don't pay attention to anything.
Are you paying attention to me?
No, not really. I don't even like you.
You're paying me a little bit of attention... I can tell.
21581
« on: September 25, 2014, 11:49:29 AM »
Are you like in love with her or something?
Yeah, I am not watching that.
Short answer without any sarcastic allusions: No.
I don't believe you.
What types of things do you pay attention to?
I don't pay attention to anything.
Are you paying attention to me?
21582
« on: September 25, 2014, 11:38:52 AM »
Are you like in love with her or something?
Yeah, I am not watching that.
Short answer without any sarcastic allusions: No.
I don't believe you.
What types of things do you pay attention to?
21584
« on: September 25, 2014, 11:35:05 AM »
Are you like in love with her or something?
Yeah, I am not watching that.
Short answer without any sarcastic allusions: No.
21585
« on: September 25, 2014, 11:33:29 AM »
I'm confused.
21587
« on: September 25, 2014, 11:25:57 AM »
Are you like in love with her or something?
21588
« on: September 25, 2014, 10:59:27 AM »
Then what am I?
You're like a sugar glider. I'll always believe in you.
21589
« on: September 25, 2014, 10:48:05 AM »
The world is a big place, you have to compromise; and when you compromise you're letting what you love change you. Real girls are the stuff that fiction is (badly) made of.
Who said I was talking about girls? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Ooooh. My mini-me is an interesting chappy.
21590
« on: September 25, 2014, 10:39:08 AM »
kiyo is furries
I honestly think she's just some chubby british chick with a scene kid attitude and haircut plus a pretentious boyfriend and family who feed her politics and cum for their own amusement/agenda. The lizards keep her slightly stable because they don't talk back but everything else makes her mad because it doesn't conform to whatever delusions she's filled her head with in the name of I don't know what. She's like the McDonalds of left-wing politics. One day it's 'fuck the man', and the next it's shopping or breast implants.
21591
« on: September 25, 2014, 10:20:47 AM »
What does that even mean?! Since she joined our forums she's been harassing me... does that equal stealing my baby? Is the Flood my baby? What is my baby?
21592
« on: September 25, 2014, 10:17:12 AM »
How intelligent is Bruno? I'd rather my enemies improved themselves and thus got out of my hair. Bodies are just more shit that the rest of us have to fuss over.
He will follow your instructions to the letter. Keep in mind that all he has is a double bladed axe, and a giant horse cock dildo.
That might work.
21593
« on: September 25, 2014, 10:13:20 AM »
Wait... Is this all because you're the ding-dong-dingo?
Wait... Is this all because you're the ding-dong-dingo?
21594
« on: September 25, 2014, 10:03:51 AM »
She supplies me with free cake and condoms. Most of the time, the condoms are used. . . and in the cake itself.
Because she's a dumb bitch.
She's friendly.
So are the McDonalds staff.
21595
« on: September 25, 2014, 10:02:40 AM »
The world is a big place, you have to compromise; and when you compromise you're letting what you love change you. Real girls are the stuff that fiction is (badly) made of.
21596
« on: September 25, 2014, 09:59:35 AM »
My mute list, for the benefit of those unattractive people who keep leaving mute-spoilers in my threads: 
21597
« on: September 25, 2014, 09:54:19 AM »
How intelligent is Bruno? I'd rather my enemies improved themselves and thus got out of my hair. Bodies are just more shit that the rest of us have to fuss over.
21598
« on: September 25, 2014, 09:49:43 AM »
She supplies me with free cake and condoms. Most of the time, the condoms are used. . . and in the cake itself.
Because she's a dumb bitch.
21599
« on: September 25, 2014, 09:37:34 AM »
I'm your vegeta, or your piccolo. Pick.
Shut up, Yamcha.
Pick.
You must be made up of something weak like paper mache or Raditz.
Merry Christmas.
21600
« on: September 25, 2014, 09:26:37 AM »
I'm your vegeta, or your piccolo. Pick.
Shut up, Yamcha.
Pick.
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