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21511
« on: September 29, 2014, 06:03:36 AM »
Please Tell Me How To Reply
21512
« on: September 29, 2014, 05:58:32 AM »
21513
« on: September 29, 2014, 04:26:19 AM »
At least you have the children to draw some stability from. You seem to acknowledge that.
Apart from that... you have my anger on your behalf.
Unless they get divorced and his wife gets custody. Which will happen since this is the U.S.
Not always. I think Charlie should be able to present himself as the primary care giver quite easily from what I remember.
Charlie will still get some custody, like on weekends and stuff. But full custody is only given to men in very extreme cases, such as the woman being deemed mentally unfit.
Hrrrm. I still feel like he could swing it.
21514
« on: September 29, 2014, 04:14:18 AM »
At least you have the children to draw some stability from. You seem to acknowledge that.
Apart from that... you have my anger on your behalf.
Unless they get divorced and his wife gets custody. Which will happen since this is the U.S.
Not always. I think Charlie should be able to present himself as the primary care giver quite easily from what I remember.
21515
« on: September 29, 2014, 04:09:00 AM »
At least you have the children to draw some stability from. You seem to acknowledge that.
Apart from that... you have my anger on your behalf.
21516
« on: September 29, 2014, 03:08:52 AM »
That's my bumping gif.
21517
« on: September 29, 2014, 01:20:34 AM »
21518
« on: September 29, 2014, 01:17:48 AM »
dude you're thinking to hard
it's pronounced Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
That random helicopter in among your furrie avatars.
21519
« on: September 29, 2014, 01:17:07 AM »
Bee-net.
It's not rocket science
*licks your face*
21520
« on: September 29, 2014, 01:14:38 AM »
I pronounce it 'buh - nyiet'
21521
« on: September 29, 2014, 01:00:52 AM »
cute
21522
« on: September 29, 2014, 12:55:33 AM »
Calling Ryle Riley riles him.
i will murder you
wHAT aBOUT rHY lEE?
21523
« on: September 29, 2014, 12:49:25 AM »
I think that Ryle is getting a bit carried away. CALM DOWN RYLE
21524
« on: September 29, 2014, 12:45:11 AM »
Where did this kid come from?
He's Dustin.
Ahhhhh
21525
« on: September 29, 2014, 12:42:07 AM »
Where did this kid come from?
21526
« on: September 29, 2014, 12:31:26 AM »
I was born here, and my parents were born in Britain. I'm the first generation.
They brought you there because you are an abomination.
What an honour.
Alright
21527
« on: September 29, 2014, 12:28:38 AM »
I've been mobbed twice... but, no... and I'm not racist.
Is it true that every Aussie is actually a bartender?
Which ancestor was a thief?
I was born here, and my parents were born in Britain. I'm the first generation.
21528
« on: September 29, 2014, 12:24:45 AM »
And attacked by Storm Bandits.
You mean Boongs?
I've been mobbed twice... but, no... and I'm not racist.
21529
« on: September 29, 2014, 12:23:58 AM »
I like cheese.
21530
« on: September 29, 2014, 12:23:09 AM »
I bet Elegiac drives something like a Honda or a Toyota or a kangaroo.
He rides a crocodile to work during the weekdays. Otherwise, he is mauled to near death by dingoes.
And attacked by Storm Bandits.
21531
« on: September 29, 2014, 12:22:22 AM »
Ass. That is all.
I have plenty of it.
You speak as if I have none.
Is that a freakin' Medabot?
21532
« on: September 29, 2014, 12:20:59 AM »
do you drive an elegy
I don't drive... that looks like an expensive cart.
21533
« on: September 29, 2014, 12:17:50 AM »
Community Services.
21534
« on: September 29, 2014, 12:14:11 AM »
that salivation
21535
« on: September 29, 2014, 12:05:00 AM »
21536
« on: September 28, 2014, 11:30:21 PM »
buuh
21537
« on: September 28, 2014, 11:10:35 PM »
Perfection is in the eye of the beholder. What you call a perfect blowjob would be different through my eyes. Variables in sensitive cells and skin sensitivity mean that you and I would never feel the same thing.
Problem solved.
In practicality, it feels like the perfect blowjob.
21538
« on: September 28, 2014, 10:43:07 PM »
So you're new? I have nothing against you people, but I don't want to start an argument.
How do I mute people again?
21539
« on: September 28, 2014, 10:39:07 PM »
Nice.
21540
« on: September 28, 2014, 10:36:44 PM »
It's simple. First I'll give you the best blowjob ever up to that point, then you give me the best blowjob ever, by giving one only slightly better than the one I gave you.
But could god make a rock so big and heavy that he couldn't lift it?
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