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« on: October 01, 2014, 10:33:38 AM »
Maybe its like a Peter and Lois Griffin type deal
Hahaha, I love the american cartoon tradition of pairing the sensible yet passionate female with the indulgent, downtrodden male whose full potential can be expressed if only he's given a chance.
21332
« on: October 01, 2014, 10:27:54 AM »
Why, are you looking to hook up with her?
What a question, I thought you were quite proper behind the frivolity.
21333
« on: October 01, 2014, 10:14:50 AM »
trigger warning next time elegiac
it's like pulling your dick out in the dark: only the experienced victims will get it in their mouth first time
how many victims have you had
not many 
21334
« on: October 01, 2014, 10:12:05 AM »
What Charlies wife looks like. He's said that she's much more attractive than him.
Even a likeness would satisfy me.
21335
« on: October 01, 2014, 10:07:17 AM »
Hedgehog is the only answer
They're hard to maintain.
If you don't want a snake Kiyo, get a sugar glider. :3
I told you in the spoiler I'm also getting a little hognose snake
Get a python instead. They cuter faces.
Hoggies are adorable.
Nope, no pythons, I hate royal (ball) pythons and burms are too big, carpets are okay but not what I'm looking for and green tree pythons are way above my price range.
A hoggie it is.
Vien wants you to get a sugar glider because he is a sugar glider. Even if you don't want the cutest flying mammal that ever was, please have some respect. At least come up with a good excuse. I'm sure that collectors of exotic creatures can lay their hands on, and sell, any critter they choose. Especially to indulgent brits.
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« on: October 01, 2014, 10:02:12 AM »
slather it on my friend, slather it on; I'm just getting started
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« on: October 01, 2014, 09:59:15 AM »
trigger warning next time elegiac
it's like pulling your dick out in the dark: only the experienced victims will get it in their mouth first time
21338
« on: October 01, 2014, 09:55:10 AM »
Too easy 
21339
« on: October 01, 2014, 09:09:47 AM »
It's become quite active over the past couple of days.
Any guesses as to why that is?
You made a thread about kiyos panties that's why.
Did Sandtrap make a goodbye thread on b.net as well?
No, progo copied his message and posted it there. I don't think he should have but anyhoo
Thus the increase. People flock to the source. I genuinely think Sandtrap is a cool guy, especially since he moved here and gave his goodbye post or whatever here (I don't believe he'll die) to us. He called me a sniper, but I'm a mere grunt compared to the shot he just took.
21340
« on: October 01, 2014, 09:02:40 AM »
happens to me as well
Because we're enigmas.
21341
« on: October 01, 2014, 08:12:29 AM »
So, what am I supposed to say?
As someone with insight: something. As someone without insight: nothing.
21342
« on: October 01, 2014, 08:11:04 AM »
It's become quite active over the past couple of days.
Any guesses as to why that is?
You made a thread about kiyos panties that's why.
Did Sandtrap make a goodbye thread on b.net as well?
21343
« on: October 01, 2014, 08:09:26 AM »
I walked back in and my thread had no new replies. As soon as I Iook at the forum: new replies.
Curse or blessing? This happens every day to me.
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« on: October 01, 2014, 08:07:18 AM »
It's become quite active over the past couple of days.
Any guesses as to why that is?
21345
« on: October 01, 2014, 08:04:33 AM »
Guinea pigs are kinda gross. They just look like big rodents and remind me of nutrias.
This. Guinea pigs are pets for other people. Everything is cute to someone.
21346
« on: October 01, 2014, 06:54:30 AM »
I can't say. They'll all have a better life (providing they don't end up like the lizard).
I'd put up pictures and throw a dart to pick between the rabbits.
21347
« on: October 01, 2014, 06:26:43 AM »
<<<u want the shotty to the face motherfracker
you had to escalate 
21348
« on: October 01, 2014, 06:22:12 AM »
Blonic??
No, but I'm surprised Slash didn't ban this guy for impersonation. I'm pretty sure he said he was going to, but I guess I made this account for no reason it seems.
Why the hell do you care? You don't even want to be a member.
Because people could easily ruin my reputation and what not? The only reason that I don't want to be a member is because these forums are just too slow. If they were more lively, then maybe I'd consider posting.
This is basically just the Flood condensed. How much shit do you need to talk, man? Get the rest of the crew in here... become a 'photographer.' With screenshots show them how floody and beautiful this place is.
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« on: October 01, 2014, 06:16:43 AM »
ohshit
not so assertive now, are you?
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« on: October 01, 2014, 06:10:43 AM »
...hand over your posts, bitch. 
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« on: October 01, 2014, 01:53:44 AM »
The forum is black though. Which is funny.
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« on: October 01, 2014, 01:51:43 AM »
Do we have any black members?
They have no civil rights here. Where is Evilegiac, by the way?
I thought that was your shtick. Do we have any black members?
I can pretend I'm black if that tickles your fancy?
No, thank you. This place is so white it hurts.
21353
« on: October 01, 2014, 01:47:30 AM »
They killed Bill Murray... Who is next, Robin Wil-
Piss.
Gotta kill a black or asian guy now. Jackie Chan or Eddie Murphy?
21354
« on: October 01, 2014, 01:44:54 AM »
Do we have any black members?
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« on: October 01, 2014, 01:34:19 AM »
I value every familiar face. We must collect all of them, yessss.
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« on: October 01, 2014, 12:32:07 AM »
Blonic??
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« on: September 30, 2014, 11:53:18 PM »
Why isn't Meta up there? Most of those are just jokers.
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« on: September 30, 2014, 11:46:32 PM »
In fact I'm pretty sure I made this exact same thread back on b.net
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« on: September 30, 2014, 11:42:48 PM »
Flux is trying for some shitposting street cred.
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« on: September 30, 2014, 11:41:18 PM »
Behold! Booget Queen.
Is that you in your avatar pic? I've been wondering. If so, spunky. If not, still spunky.
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