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The Flood / Re: Experimental music
« on: January 12, 2016, 06:47:55 AM »
It's jazzy, it's got a flow, dude.
What flow? There is no flow.

"Jazzy" is a detriment, as far as I'm concerned.
Alright, what do you make of this classic piece of jazz then? It's a couple of minutes.

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The Flood / Re: Experimental music
« on: January 12, 2016, 06:35:30 AM »
I like it. It's jazzy, it's got a flow, dude. Fuck this is amazing.

What do you make of this?

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The Flood / Re: LOL
« on: January 12, 2016, 05:49:23 AM »
where was she? so that was her aunt she was talking to all along?

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The Flood / Re: would you marry your true love
« on: January 12, 2016, 05:45:27 AM »
people seem to be missing the point, I'll edit the OP

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The Flood / Re: would you marry your true love
« on: January 12, 2016, 05:45:02 AM »
I'm doing that and I'm pretty sure I'm not seeing her brown eye 24/7
You got big panda-like tattoo's of her asshole around your eyes?

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The Flood / would you marry your true love
« on: January 12, 2016, 04:28:39 AM »
if you had to get a tattoo of the their butthole tattooed over your eyes

clarification edit: the tattoo's of the butthole are big panda-like markings around the eyes

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The Flood / Re: No Gun Life: A manga about a guy with a gun for a face
« on: January 11, 2016, 10:54:47 PM »
Will check this.

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The Flood / Bowie Mourning Thread: Post David Bowie Memorabilia
« on: January 11, 2016, 05:36:00 AM »
I thought we could have a less news orientated thread to share the ways in which Bowie has enriched us.

My favourite gif:



Song:
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Album:
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The Flood / Re: Who would win?
« on: January 10, 2016, 11:21:14 PM »
Zodd the Immortal

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The Flood / Re: Had the craziest day of my life today on LSD
« on: January 10, 2016, 11:18:44 PM »
I had acid about a week and a half ago, so that means that I understand. Now tell Uncle Elegiac the story.

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The Flood / Re: You will not make it through this video
« on: January 10, 2016, 12:15:28 PM »
yeeshch

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The Flood / Re: Elegiac Educational Series pt. 1: Moisture Wars
« on: January 10, 2016, 11:02:51 AM »
Deserts? The whole world will still pretty much all be water, except for some land areas. I'm sure that most bugs will die out, or migrate to moist areas (near water) rather than evolving to drink human blood. I don't know, it just makes a whole lot more sense to me.
So basically Waterworld vs Mad Max. I think that Mel would whoop Kevin's ass but there is a third option where the situation get's escape from LA'd and earthquakes strand mankind as prisoners on an island on the Insect Planet
In that scenario the majority of humans are dead. The population's number would have to be quite small. I guess that's some sort of possibility, but unless the insects are already carnivorous, they most likely won't evolve due to other sources of water being available. Most carnivorous insects would probably die due to the low amount of animals.
The air bugs grow big enough to harvest us, hmmm...
Why would they grow bigger?
In order to harvest us
Oh, okay. Then I'm gonna grow wings and be able to shoot lazers out of my eyes because I want to be a superhero.
I'm not sure that being a superhero will ensure your survival in this case

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The Flood / Re: Bitches Ain't Shit But Hoes And Tricks
« on: January 10, 2016, 10:10:28 AM »
whowhowhowhowho

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The Flood / Re: Ask My What If Machine
« on: January 10, 2016, 10:03:15 AM »
What if the what if machine is a liar

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The Flood / Re: Elegiac Educational Series pt. 1: Moisture Wars
« on: January 10, 2016, 05:14:56 AM »
Deserts? The whole world will still pretty much all be water, except for some land areas. I'm sure that most bugs will die out, or migrate to moist areas (near water) rather than evolving to drink human blood. I don't know, it just makes a whole lot more sense to me.
So basically Waterworld vs Mad Max. I think that Mel would whoop Kevin's ass but there is a third option where the situation get's escape from LA'd and earthquakes strand mankind as prisoners on an island on the Insect Planet
In that scenario the majority of humans are dead. The population's number would have to be quite small. I guess that's some sort of possibility, but unless the insects are already carnivorous, they most likely won't evolve due to other sources of water being available. Most carnivorous insects would probably die due to the low amount of animals.
The air bugs grow big enough to harvest us, hmmm...
Why would they grow bigger?
In order to harvest us

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The Flood / Re: Elegiac Educational Series pt. 1: Moisture Wars
« on: January 10, 2016, 04:52:17 AM »
Deserts? The whole world will still pretty much all be water, except for some land areas. I'm sure that most bugs will die out, or migrate to moist areas (near water) rather than evolving to drink human blood. I don't know, it just makes a whole lot more sense to me.
So basically Waterworld vs Mad Max. I think that Mel would whoop Kevin's ass but there is a third option where the situation get's escape from LA'd and earthquakes strand mankind as prisoners on an island on the Insect Planet
In that scenario the majority of humans are dead. The population's number would have to be quite small. I guess that's some sort of possibility, but unless the insects are already carnivorous, they most likely won't evolve due to other sources of water being available. Most carnivorous insects would probably die due to the low amount of animals.
The air bugs grow big enough to harvest us, hmmm...

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The Flood / Re: Elegiac Educational Series pt. 1: Moisture Wars
« on: January 10, 2016, 04:37:37 AM »
Deserts? The whole world will still pretty much all be water, except for some land areas. I'm sure that most bugs will die out, or migrate to moist areas (near water) rather than evolving to drink human blood. I don't know, it just makes a whole lot more sense to me.
So basically Waterworld vs Mad Max. I think that Mel would whoop Kevin's ass but there is a third option where the situation get's escape from LA'd and earthquakes strand mankind as prisoners on an island on the Insect Planet

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The Flood / Elegiac Educational Series pt. 1: Moisture Wars
« on: January 10, 2016, 04:31:37 AM »
I got out of the shower recently and went outside and insects came at me to get at my moisture. I always thought that nuclear war would wipe us out, but that's if the insects don't get us first. In the future, as scientific sources agree, when global warming makes all the land into desert all the insects will swarm together to harvest the moisture of the human race. Imagine being hit by a swarm of bees and a swarm of locusts at the same time.

This is the first in an educational series of articles. I will be tagging them for archiving purposes.

#Elegiac #EducationalSeries #One


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The Flood / Re: Aussie Double Rainbow (World Double Rainbow Forum)
« on: January 10, 2016, 03:48:22 AM »
So he is getting off over someone's septic tank rupturing ?
No that's a river

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The Flood / Aussie Double Rainbow (World Double Rainbow Forum)
« on: January 10, 2016, 03:39:36 AM »
Discuss the Double Rainbow's of your own respective countries.

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The Flood / Re: how did this get in here
« on: January 10, 2016, 03:04:52 AM »
//places big boy pants in box
whatsintheboxwhatsintheboxwhatsintheboxtoday

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The Flood / Re: Brazilians like the big dick
« on: January 10, 2016, 03:02:47 AM »
I wish that australia loved big dick :(

when a bead of sweat slides down a velvety stiff rod :(

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The Flood / Re: New fish
« on: January 10, 2016, 03:01:12 AM »

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The Flood / Re: *hanging in the meshuggah room*
« on: January 10, 2016, 12:26:11 AM »
I had a lightbulb just like that at one point.
Really? That must be why you became the one to go and find more of them

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The Flood / *hanging in the meshuggah room*
« on: January 10, 2016, 12:19:58 AM »
holy shit I wish I owned this lamp

drugs


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The Flood / Re: do you guys hate me?
« on: January 10, 2016, 12:07:37 AM »
No. You're indispensable to me.

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The Flood / Re: New fish
« on: January 09, 2016, 10:42:58 PM »
Do you screw dogs?
What's that avatar

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The Flood / how did this get in here
« on: January 09, 2016, 10:41:15 PM »
I was carrying a big cake and I almost tripped over it... what was the last thing clive owen even appeared in? I think it might be time for a clean up, we should gather up all the things we don't need anymore and put them in a big box


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The Flood / Re: Why does Verb main Balrog?
« on: January 08, 2016, 09:07:56 PM »
Solid Dick

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The Flood / Re: Opionions on sea bass
« on: January 08, 2016, 08:53:56 PM »
They are ill-tempered

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