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« on: January 12, 2016, 06:47:55 AM »
It's jazzy, it's got a flow, dude. What flow? There is no flow.
"Jazzy" is a detriment, as far as I'm concerned.
Alright, what do you make of this classic piece of jazz then? It's a couple of minutes.
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« on: January 12, 2016, 06:35:30 AM »
I like it. It's jazzy, it's got a flow, dude. Fuck this is amazing. What do you make of this?
2043
« on: January 12, 2016, 05:49:23 AM »
where was she? so that was her aunt she was talking to all along?
2044
« on: January 12, 2016, 05:45:27 AM »
people seem to be missing the point, I'll edit the OP
2045
« on: January 12, 2016, 05:45:02 AM »
I'm doing that and I'm pretty sure I'm not seeing her brown eye 24/7
You got big panda-like tattoo's of her asshole around your eyes?
2046
« on: January 12, 2016, 04:28:39 AM »
if you had to get a tattoo of the their butthole tattooed over your eyes
clarification edit: the tattoo's of the butthole are big panda-like markings around the eyes
2047
« on: January 11, 2016, 10:54:47 PM »
Will check this.
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« on: January 11, 2016, 05:36:00 AM »
I thought we could have a less news orientated thread to share the ways in which Bowie has enriched us. My favourite gif: Song: Album:
2049
« on: January 10, 2016, 11:21:14 PM »
Zodd the Immortal
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« on: January 10, 2016, 11:18:44 PM »
I had acid about a week and a half ago, so that means that I understand. Now tell Uncle Elegiac the story.
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« on: January 10, 2016, 12:15:28 PM »
yeeshch
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« on: January 10, 2016, 11:02:51 AM »
Deserts? The whole world will still pretty much all be water, except for some land areas. I'm sure that most bugs will die out, or migrate to moist areas (near water) rather than evolving to drink human blood. I don't know, it just makes a whole lot more sense to me.
So basically Waterworld vs Mad Max. I think that Mel would whoop Kevin's ass but there is a third option where the situation get's escape from LA'd and earthquakes strand mankind as prisoners on an island on the Insect Planet
In that scenario the majority of humans are dead. The population's number would have to be quite small. I guess that's some sort of possibility, but unless the insects are already carnivorous, they most likely won't evolve due to other sources of water being available. Most carnivorous insects would probably die due to the low amount of animals.
The air bugs grow big enough to harvest us, hmmm...
Why would they grow bigger?
In order to harvest us
Oh, okay. Then I'm gonna grow wings and be able to shoot lazers out of my eyes because I want to be a superhero.
I'm not sure that being a superhero will ensure your survival in this case
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« on: January 10, 2016, 10:10:28 AM »
whowhowhowhowho
2054
« on: January 10, 2016, 10:03:15 AM »
What if the what if machine is a liar
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« on: January 10, 2016, 05:14:56 AM »
Deserts? The whole world will still pretty much all be water, except for some land areas. I'm sure that most bugs will die out, or migrate to moist areas (near water) rather than evolving to drink human blood. I don't know, it just makes a whole lot more sense to me.
So basically Waterworld vs Mad Max. I think that Mel would whoop Kevin's ass but there is a third option where the situation get's escape from LA'd and earthquakes strand mankind as prisoners on an island on the Insect Planet
In that scenario the majority of humans are dead. The population's number would have to be quite small. I guess that's some sort of possibility, but unless the insects are already carnivorous, they most likely won't evolve due to other sources of water being available. Most carnivorous insects would probably die due to the low amount of animals.
The air bugs grow big enough to harvest us, hmmm...
Why would they grow bigger?
In order to harvest us
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« on: January 10, 2016, 04:52:17 AM »
Deserts? The whole world will still pretty much all be water, except for some land areas. I'm sure that most bugs will die out, or migrate to moist areas (near water) rather than evolving to drink human blood. I don't know, it just makes a whole lot more sense to me.
So basically Waterworld vs Mad Max. I think that Mel would whoop Kevin's ass but there is a third option where the situation get's escape from LA'd and earthquakes strand mankind as prisoners on an island on the Insect Planet
In that scenario the majority of humans are dead. The population's number would have to be quite small. I guess that's some sort of possibility, but unless the insects are already carnivorous, they most likely won't evolve due to other sources of water being available. Most carnivorous insects would probably die due to the low amount of animals.
The air bugs grow big enough to harvest us, hmmm...
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« on: January 10, 2016, 04:37:37 AM »
Deserts? The whole world will still pretty much all be water, except for some land areas. I'm sure that most bugs will die out, or migrate to moist areas (near water) rather than evolving to drink human blood. I don't know, it just makes a whole lot more sense to me.
So basically Waterworld vs Mad Max. I think that Mel would whoop Kevin's ass but there is a third option where the situation get's escape from LA'd and earthquakes strand mankind as prisoners on an island on the Insect Planet
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« on: January 10, 2016, 04:31:37 AM »
I got out of the shower recently and went outside and insects came at me to get at my moisture. I always thought that nuclear war would wipe us out, but that's if the insects don't get us first. In the future, as scientific sources agree, when global warming makes all the land into desert all the insects will swarm together to harvest the moisture of the human race. Imagine being hit by a swarm of bees and a swarm of locusts at the same time. This is the first in an educational series of articles. I will be tagging them for archiving purposes. #Elegiac #EducationalSeries #One
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« on: January 10, 2016, 03:48:22 AM »
So he is getting off over someone's septic tank rupturing ?
No that's a river
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« on: January 10, 2016, 03:39:36 AM »
Discuss the Double Rainbow's of your own respective countries.
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« on: January 10, 2016, 03:04:52 AM »
//places big boy pants in box
whatsintheboxwhatsintheboxwhatsintheboxtoday
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« on: January 10, 2016, 03:02:47 AM »
I wish that australia loved big dick when a bead of sweat slides down a velvety stiff rod
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« on: January 10, 2016, 03:01:12 AM »
Do you screw dogs?
What's that avatar
Larkin Love licking a mirror
Sounding
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« on: January 10, 2016, 12:26:11 AM »
I had a lightbulb just like that at one point.
Really? That must be why you became the one to go and find more of them
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« on: January 10, 2016, 12:19:58 AM »
holy shit I wish I owned this lamp drugs
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« on: January 10, 2016, 12:07:37 AM »
No. You're indispensable to me.
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« on: January 09, 2016, 10:42:58 PM »
Do you screw dogs?
What's that avatar
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« on: January 09, 2016, 10:41:15 PM »
I was carrying a big cake and I almost tripped over it... what was the last thing clive owen even appeared in? I think it might be time for a clean up, we should gather up all the things we don't need anymore and put them in a big box
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« on: January 08, 2016, 09:07:56 PM »
Solid Dick
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« on: January 08, 2016, 08:53:56 PM »
They are ill-tempered
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