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19441
« on: November 08, 2014, 09:07:06 PM »
19442
« on: November 08, 2014, 09:05:34 PM »
>Flaming helmat code
Sure, just grab a Time Machine and you will be good to go.
see my reply to secondclass
19443
« on: November 08, 2014, 09:05:02 PM »
>2014
>not having flaming helmet in Reach
I need it for a machinima
19444
« on: November 08, 2014, 09:03:10 PM »
like a prolapsed sphincter, does that mean that Cheat is in charge of Halo now?
what I mean to say is, ahem... may I please have a flaming helmet code for Reach?
19445
« on: November 08, 2014, 12:47:05 PM »
Sure, yeah.
19446
« on: November 08, 2014, 12:41:51 PM »
I guess its lucky for you that you have no large pythons.
Spoiler Enjoy your taipans I've seen one of these. 
19447
« on: November 08, 2014, 11:02:12 AM »
Then guys could grab their gf's breasts while getting a blowjob.
That's pretty extreme
19448
« on: November 08, 2014, 10:45:30 AM »
what if we had knee-hands
19449
« on: November 08, 2014, 10:04:51 AM »
I'd get really depressed and become homeless.
What about your fox furry fantasy? Imagine a hot chick in a fox costume.
lol
19450
« on: November 08, 2014, 10:03:03 AM »
can I speak to focnr?
19451
« on: November 08, 2014, 10:00:12 AM »
I'd get really depressed and become homeless.
19452
« on: November 08, 2014, 09:55:39 AM »
who is focnr? should I meet the focnrs?
19453
« on: November 08, 2014, 09:11:54 AM »
One from my friend:
If you stand on Jupiter, is the big dipper backwards?
Only if the big dipper is forwards to begin with.
19454
« on: November 08, 2014, 09:04:08 AM »
That's beautiful, man.
19455
« on: November 08, 2014, 09:02:06 AM »
Thats a big dildo
it's shocking
19456
« on: November 08, 2014, 08:56:21 AM »
If two dogs are flying south, which train will reach mcdonalds before noon and after lunch?
Neither, brunch is north.
19457
« on: November 08, 2014, 08:54:58 AM »
Who is focnr? A mod on b.net?
your dad
Seriously though
ok ok
I'm your father
Then am I focnr?
19458
« on: November 08, 2014, 08:53:13 AM »
Who is focnr? A mod on b.net?
your dad
Seriously though
19459
« on: November 08, 2014, 08:52:17 AM »
the stoner has long been known for their fiendish riddles, equivalent to a chinese finger trap; such as: "which of two birds will fly fastest, coming or going, towards the rocks" or "a wooden bucket sits idly, which of its shapes are true?"  share your own stoner riddles
19460
« on: November 08, 2014, 08:17:45 AM »
Because my rank has to mean something.
19461
« on: November 08, 2014, 08:09:28 AM »
I thought you meant "dating" as in............ya know, dating.
What people do.
What did you expect?
he wanted this
19462
« on: November 08, 2014, 08:05:17 AM »
Who is focnr? A mod on b.net?
19463
« on: November 08, 2014, 08:04:01 AM »
Holy shit, episode 5 of Hellsing abridged is out.
19464
« on: November 08, 2014, 08:00:02 AM »
Are you implying that we have something in common? I've never seen it that way, I don't see myself in you. The only thing not mirrored here is yourself.
Your botched lobotomy has clearly made you incoherently incompetent. Perhaps cannabis will heal you one day.
Booty
I'm high right now. You're not. Perhaps cannabis will heal your botched lobotomy one day.
Bangin' booty
Perhaps that heroin is causing your delusions.
I must rest now.
I've never tasted smack, go ahead and beat a retreat, hahaha
19465
« on: November 08, 2014, 07:51:55 AM »
Are you implying that we have something in common? I've never seen it that way, I don't see myself in you. The only thing not mirrored here is yourself.
Your botched lobotomy has clearly made you incoherently incompetent. Perhaps cannabis will heal you one day.
Booty
I'm high right now. You're not. Perhaps cannabis will heal your botched lobotomy one day. Bangin' booty
19466
« on: November 08, 2014, 07:48:17 AM »
Your feelings are irrelevant. Your obsession with my rectum is disturbing.
Your words are without basis and your implications are crude.
You mind not speaking to yourself in that mirror?
You think you're a mirror?
When did you change your name to Mirror?
Are you implying that we have something in common? I've never seen it that way, I don't see myself in you. The only thing not mirrored here is yourself.
19467
« on: November 08, 2014, 07:38:26 AM »
Your feelings are irrelevant. Your obsession with my rectum is disturbing.
Your words are without basis and your implications are crude.
You mind not speaking to yourself in that mirror?
You think you're a mirror?
19468
« on: November 08, 2014, 07:32:41 AM »
False, I already kissed that female big booty which was hurting.
What am I even supposed to say to that? It's like talking to a sock puppet.
You can't ban a symbol.
You can when it's butthurt. Don't get aggressive, man. I'm not challenging you, this is more akin to journalism. Your mad is better spent elsewhere.
The only aggressive anger is your own. I shall tend to any big female booties that are damaged.
If I agree that you're not mad will you stop being butthurt?
Your feelings are irrelevant. Your obsession with my rectum is disturbing.
Your words are without basis and your implications are crude.
19469
« on: November 08, 2014, 07:30:39 AM »
False, I already kissed that female big booty which was hurting.
What am I even supposed to say to that? It's like talking to a sock puppet.
You can't ban a symbol.
You can when it's butthurt. Don't get aggressive, man. I'm not challenging you, this is more akin to journalism. Your mad is better spent elsewhere.
The only aggressive anger is your own. I shall tend to any big female booties that are damaged.
If I agree that you're not mad will you stop being butthurt?
19470
« on: November 08, 2014, 07:18:41 AM »
False, I already kissed that female big booty which was hurting.
What am I even supposed to say to that? It's like talking to a sock puppet.
You can't ban a symbol.
You can when it's butthurt. Don't get aggressive, man. I'm not challenging you, this is more akin to journalism. Your mad is better spent elsewhere.
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