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The Flood / Re: Slade House by David Mitchell - read this book (Review)
« on: January 21, 2016, 05:26:05 PM »


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Lol. I think I know why, but... why'd you quote?
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Just throwing more books at you. I know you like them.

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The Flood / Are you an adequate poster?
« on: January 21, 2016, 05:24:47 PM »
Do you get the feeling that you're good enough?
If you like, make an unexceptional post in this thread, just to show that you're sufficient.

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The Flood / Re: So if like 20 people were pissing on you at once
« on: January 21, 2016, 05:18:16 PM »
For fucks sake you make ME look like an adequate poster
heeheehahahah I don't know

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Reading it but still cheating is worse than not doing it and cheating
YouTube

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The Flood / Re: So if like 20 people were pissing on you at once
« on: January 21, 2016, 05:11:32 PM »
and the pee doesn't always come out in a straight stream, a couple of those people might have had sex that day
Twin viper!
fucken lol, great comment mate
Dont forget to leave a like and subscribe
I will share this with my friends as well

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The Flood / Re: So if like 20 people were pissing on you at once
« on: January 21, 2016, 05:05:16 PM »
and the pee doesn't always come out in a straight stream, a couple of those people might have had sex that day
Twin viper!
fucken lol, great comment mate

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At this rate it looks like you'll be writing it

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The Flood / Re: So if like 20 people were pissing on you at once
« on: January 21, 2016, 05:02:20 PM »
and the pee doesn't always come out in a straight stream, a couple of those people might have had sex that day

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dumbledore kills snape

dumbledore is gay

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The Flood / Re: See Spot run.
« on: January 21, 2016, 04:37:53 PM »
spot fell in love with the frog, will their love be allowed


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The Flood / Re: See Spot run.
« on: January 21, 2016, 04:35:20 PM »
spot found a frog

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The Flood / Re: See Spot run.
« on: January 21, 2016, 04:33:42 PM »
run spot run

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The Flood / Re: I need support
« on: January 21, 2016, 04:27:22 PM »
I love watching people have mental breakdowns

it's so much fun
Don't be so mean! I mean, this is alright to enjoy cos it's not an actual breakdown it's just shit. Actual breakdowns are awful, uncomfortable, awkward times. No fun at all.
I disagree, mental breakdowns are straight up comedy gold
Those are the words of an inexperienced and callous child. But I don't wanna argue about it so I'll disengage here, apart from to say that I could conceivably enjoy the mental breakdown of a complete bastard. I try to take everything on a case-by-case basis. If there was a guy who enjoyed watching people suffer mental breakdowns, who then himself suffered one, I'd find it hard not to crack a smile.

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The Flood / Re: I need support
« on: January 21, 2016, 03:48:49 PM »
I love watching people have mental breakdowns

it's so much fun
Don't be so mean! I mean, this is alright to enjoy cos it's not an actual breakdown it's just shit. Actual breakdowns are awful, uncomfortable, awkward times. No fun at all.

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The Flood / Re: Where did muh Gootsbae go?
« on: January 21, 2016, 03:45:58 PM »
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The Flood / Re: I need support
« on: January 21, 2016, 03:43:29 PM »
Well I was going to post a picture of a training bra as a 'support' joke but it turns out the image search for that will make you feel like a pedo.
fucking lol

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The Flood / Re: I need support
« on: January 21, 2016, 03:42:50 PM »
I also would like my Gatsby back

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The Flood / Re: I need support
« on: January 21, 2016, 03:39:37 PM »
You take and you take but what do you give. You know a very simple way in which to feel better about yourself is to stop focusing on yourself and instead think about others- do they need help?- ect ect.

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The Flood / Re: I could out-English verb tbh
« on: January 21, 2016, 03:36:38 PM »
i got a 4, so you did "out-english" me
aw shit son

I've been waiting years for this day
it was a flawed test, I'm pretty sure verbatim got shafted by the man

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The Flood / Re: I could out-English verb tbh
« on: January 21, 2016, 02:57:37 PM »
I haven't been in school for a while, but I got a high distinction in the national english competition/test thing back in the day. That put me in the top 1% nationally. 

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The Flood / Re: So, Joey...
« on: January 21, 2016, 02:50:20 PM »
the two resident funny guys all over this one
I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
you want opiates

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The Flood / Re: So, Joey...
« on: January 21, 2016, 02:07:28 PM »
the two resident funny guys all over this one

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The Flood / Re: So, Joey...
« on: January 21, 2016, 02:06:21 PM »
push your finger into the cockpit

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The Flood / Re: users who try to be funny but always fail
« on: January 21, 2016, 01:47:08 PM »



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The Flood / Re: Amazing words from David Bowie
« on: January 21, 2016, 01:45:27 PM »
hmmm

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The Flood / Re: Wallpaper Thread
« on: January 21, 2016, 01:30:44 PM »
Mine's been this for about a year and a half now.

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The Flood / Re: Am I the only one who misses Awwo~?
« on: January 21, 2016, 01:13:24 PM »
Awoo~

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I hate this culture

ya feel this?
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I think if I could be given a month of Antiquity and leave to spend it where I chose, I would spend it in Byzantium a little before Justinian opened St. Sophia and closed the Academy of Plato. I think I could find in some little wine shop some philosophical worker in mosaic who could answer all my questions, the supernatural descending nearer to him than to Plotinus even, for the pride of his delicate skill would make what was an instrument of power to princes and clerics, a murderous madness in the mob, show as a lovely flexible presence like that of a perfect human body.

W. B. Yeats

Ever read the poem 'Sailing to Byzantium'?

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The Flood / Re: users who try to be funny and always succeed
« on: January 21, 2016, 12:44:34 PM »
*holds the list under a blacklight*

here is the complete list


Elegiac
Verbatim










Jim

You didn't get the last part
cos yew only just added it ;) ᵉʷ
I don't think so. That doesn't sound like something I'd do.
This isn't the time to be funny, funnyguy, this list is srs bizniss
I'm sorry
Man, I don't really mind but you gonna have to tell it to Verb at some point and I wouldn't want to be in your shoes
Do you think he'll give me a spanking?
I think he'll make you dump your boyfriend over the phone while he fists you in the back seat of a Volkswagen
I don't have a Volkswagen, is it his?
I don't know lets ask him


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