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Messages - Elegiac
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18481
« on: November 25, 2014, 12:32:00 AM »
...three coffees, a banana, and 7 hours sleep. But I'm still yawning.
What the actual fuck.
18482
« on: November 25, 2014, 12:07:43 AM »
18483
« on: November 24, 2014, 11:47:10 PM »
I know you're all busy arguing, but what about my needs and requests 
18484
« on: November 24, 2014, 10:52:27 PM »
Looks like not. Can someone link me a reasonable stream that isn't all slow and shizz?
18485
« on: November 24, 2014, 10:45:10 PM »
Huh. I wonder if this is anywhere on aussie TV right now. I can't be bothered with streams.
18486
« on: November 24, 2014, 10:40:43 PM »
Viruses?
18487
« on: November 24, 2014, 10:20:02 PM »
That's the answer to the riddle. Because that's what an 8000 pound mako thinks about. About freedom. About the deep blue sea.
That wasn't what I was referring too, but sure. Whatever you think.
Uhm. Yes that is what popped into my head when I saw it. I wasn't really interested in what you were trying to say, but now I am. Hm?
18488
« on: November 24, 2014, 10:17:11 PM »
That's the answer to the riddle. Because that's what an 8000 pound mako thinks about. About freedom. About the deep blue sea.
18489
« on: November 24, 2014, 10:01:47 PM »
I wish I had a breakfast burrito.
18490
« on: November 24, 2014, 09:57:44 PM »
Are you thinking about putting him to sleep? Regardless, play him lots of reggae softly on the way out. Dogs like reggae.
18491
« on: November 24, 2014, 09:45:59 PM »
Maybe if I even had money to spare, lol.
18492
« on: November 24, 2014, 09:44:07 PM »
I also wanna come back in here and point out from common sense and experience that not a lot of girls need or want their most precious downstairs orifice motored with an eight inch red bull can. That shit is painful and awkward. It's like the chart was made up by porno chicks.
18493
« on: November 24, 2014, 09:34:39 PM »
If his life really is/has been so bad, then I sorta understand why he can be such a douchenozzle. I'll unmute him permanently, since the gift of my presence is a fine gift in itself. He can even call me dingus. And he will be my little pal, dungus.
Either I'm that drunk or Elegiac is legitimately funny tonight.
11:30 am and I'm drinking coffee. would you like meme arrows with that?
18494
« on: November 24, 2014, 09:33:02 PM »
All I want from you is an assurance that if something seriously bad does happen to you or someone you know, you won't be mentioning it here, because I don't want to hurt your feelings when I laugh, which I will be from now on.
I won't be rusing anymore. Not as funny as I thought it would be. Anything from here on out is legit.
You tricked me deeply, bro.
I need time to heal.
Why would you even care if I was dead?
I don't need to speak to you all the time or even often to appreciate you. I like the rogues that don't step on my toes. You even joined Lurulu. I might as well not be sad if a pet fish died, or my shoes get stolen, because we weren't *close* anyway. Don't get me wrong though, I wasn't sad when robin williams died.
18495
« on: November 24, 2014, 09:28:09 PM »
All I want from you is an assurance that if something seriously bad does happen to you or someone you know, you won't be mentioning it here, because I don't want to hurt your feelings when I laugh, which I will be from now on.
I won't be rusing anymore. Not as funny as I thought it would be. Anything from here on out is legit.
You tricked me deeply, bro. I need time to heal.
18496
« on: November 24, 2014, 09:26:46 PM »
If his life really is/has been so bad, then I sorta understand why he can be such a douchenozzle. I'll unmute him permanently, since the gift of my presence is a fine gift in itself. He can even call me dingus. And he will be my little pal, dungus.
18497
« on: November 24, 2014, 09:21:37 PM »
I can do whatever I want.
I like your little shark.
18498
« on: November 24, 2014, 09:20:21 PM »
All I want from you is an assurance that if something seriously bad does happen to you or someone you know, you won't be mentioning it here, because I don't want to hurt your feelings when I laugh, which I will be from now on.
18499
« on: November 24, 2014, 09:16:57 PM »
Implications.
You're >implying that he's still out there.
You are right.
At least I've never seen you guys say 'chimpout' here in septagon... where's that jester guy? He should be the first. Shit. It occurs to me that I just said it first. Fuck that. Doesn't count.
18500
« on: November 24, 2014, 09:12:21 PM »
Implications.
18501
« on: November 24, 2014, 02:31:00 PM »
It's a cruel chart really.... a girl can get off with a finger, a tongue or a vibrator egg, guys, and how big are those things? Don't sweat it.
18502
« on: November 24, 2014, 02:19:16 PM »
A
18503
« on: November 24, 2014, 02:01:14 PM »
it's your eleventieth shut the fuck up day
18504
« on: November 24, 2014, 01:51:51 PM »
See you tomorrow, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed  
18505
« on: November 24, 2014, 01:22:00 PM »
I think I asked a pretty valid question back there.
Maybe you did?
Yeah so fucken answer it. You're in charge of this thing right?
18506
« on: November 24, 2014, 01:15:35 PM »
I think I asked a pretty valid question back there.
18507
« on: November 24, 2014, 01:11:24 PM »
today is tuesday, god you people are slow
Trusday*
I get Tru to myself until you guys catch up... wait.. or is it that it isn't trusday until tru is in tuesday... how does tru cover all the different zones?
18508
« on: November 24, 2014, 01:09:07 PM »
eh
18509
« on: November 24, 2014, 01:05:56 PM »
today is tuesday, god you people are slow
18510
« on: November 24, 2014, 12:47:58 PM »
189... why is byrne's in the 200's?
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