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Messages - Elegiac
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18181
« on: November 27, 2014, 09:29:16 PM »
You're just kid's. She's probably just as excited about building up life experience as any young person is, and she also likes you enough to think: "Fuck yeah, I can't see why this shouldn't happen"
I'd say you're winning. You met her parents first, what more do you want?
18182
« on: November 27, 2014, 09:24:42 PM »
Ugh, that c word..
Used for alliteration with 'car door'
18183
« on: November 27, 2014, 09:23:28 PM »
fuck you and your private club
Not if I see you first.
18184
« on: November 27, 2014, 09:22:51 PM »
I'm in
Watcha gonna do bout it
Wait for the Mods.
ARRRRGGGHHHH
18185
« on: November 27, 2014, 09:22:02 PM »
And the women formed a union, now they're raising hell about losing their jobs I'm just an innocent bystander in this power struggle, I'm a lover with a one-track mind not a ten flavour lollipop. Seriously considering shutting my cock in a car door to show him who's boss. Spoiler Really try to imagine that last part. Spoiler Maybe accidentally catch a nut in there as well. Spoiler Really imagine it.
18186
« on: November 27, 2014, 09:08:59 PM »
18187
« on: November 27, 2014, 09:06:48 PM »
nice hat placement, it says to me, "No, your eyes shouldn't be up here"
18188
« on: November 27, 2014, 09:05:03 PM »
Noelle and Byrne; you both spam smarmy short replies to things. Them's the facts.
One of those two people does it five times as much as the other.
Hint, it is not me.
Well... good for you. Case closed then. 
18189
« on: November 27, 2014, 09:02:54 PM »
Noelle and Byrne; you both spam smarmy short replies to things. Them's the facts.
NOW GET OUT OF THE LEGENDS CLUB
Baby, I'm preying on you tonight
Hunt you down eat you alive
Just like animals, animals, like animals-mals
Maybe you think that you can hide
I can smell your scent for miles
Just like animals, animals, like animals-mals
Baby, I'm
Satan already served me that one.
18190
« on: November 27, 2014, 08:52:00 PM »
Noelle and Byrne; you both spam smarmy short replies to things. Them's the facts.
NOW GET OUT OF THE LEGENDS CLUB
18191
« on: November 27, 2014, 01:30:37 PM »
You should watch Earthlings. I dare you to watch it.
18192
« on: November 27, 2014, 01:28:51 PM »
See you tomorrow, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. 
18193
« on: November 27, 2014, 01:26:46 PM »
Why hello there.
I'm about to head off to bed. Run the bar, people seem to like you being in charge. And for the love of all that's decent, have these non-legendary's ejected.
18194
« on: November 27, 2014, 01:02:16 PM »
Elegiac catchphrase.
18195
« on: November 27, 2014, 01:00:38 PM »
Eating seafood is like eating out of a toilet.
You could say the same of vegetables
I can't stand the smell or taste.
18196
« on: November 27, 2014, 12:47:34 PM »
A disaster, that's what's going on 
18197
« on: November 27, 2014, 12:38:32 PM »
7777 posts.
fo real?
Yes.
Cool.
18198
« on: November 27, 2014, 12:37:33 PM »
18199
« on: November 27, 2014, 12:36:58 PM »
I have money today. So I'll consider it.
18200
« on: November 27, 2014, 12:32:41 PM »
-_-
18201
« on: November 27, 2014, 12:30:58 PM »
Notice how I'm not assembling. Can you tell me why that is.
18202
« on: November 27, 2014, 12:29:00 PM »
haha u cant du ntuni
MODS
WHY CAN'T YOU ABUSE HIM IN HERE AS WELL
because i'm a woman
hnnng
18203
« on: November 27, 2014, 12:28:28 PM »
I forget what I am. The phone only says bl in the browser
You definitely have a legendary card.
oh. Kay'
Would you like anything?
water
18204
« on: November 27, 2014, 12:20:22 PM »
haha u cant du ntuni
MODS WHY CAN'T YOU ABUSE HIM IN HERE AS WELL
18205
« on: November 27, 2014, 12:19:36 PM »
I forget what I am. The phone only says bl in the browser
You definitely have a legendary card.
oh. Kay'
Would you like anything?
18206
« on: November 27, 2014, 12:18:29 PM »
I forget what I am. The phone only says bl in the browser
You definitely have a legendary card.
18207
« on: November 27, 2014, 12:17:49 PM »
It's ruined
At least I beat the lock on the weeb-free thread, so a part of me will always be safe.
18208
« on: November 27, 2014, 12:16:38 PM »
18209
« on: November 27, 2014, 12:14:40 PM »
It's ruined
18210
« on: November 27, 2014, 12:10:35 PM »
You have to do... One cock push up
And a power sliiiiiiide
Gig simulation now there's nowhere to hide!
Hm. Quoting yourself.
look, he gets a bit crazy some days
I'd say it's for post count if I wasn't so nice.
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