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17971
« on: December 01, 2014, 11:56:37 PM »
but it's funny with the candy cane
who is that woman?
17972
« on: December 01, 2014, 11:52:23 PM »
vodka tonics are objectively the best alcoholic drink.
I usually drink chardonnay
Is there lemon in a vodka tonic? I like lemony drinks
You can put lemon in them if you're a girl
Or
classy
17973
« on: December 01, 2014, 11:51:44 PM »
Something bad
Something good
Bit of both
17974
« on: December 01, 2014, 11:50:37 PM »
vodka tonics are objectively the best alcoholic drink.
I usually drink chardonnay Is there lemon in a vodka tonic? I like lemony drinks
17975
« on: December 01, 2014, 11:48:12 PM »
this thread is boners
but it isn't spam
17976
« on: December 01, 2014, 11:47:32 PM »
That gin is bad. It makes me bitchy and surly, when I was happy to begin with. What the hell is the point of a drink that just makes you feel upset?
17977
« on: December 01, 2014, 11:46:02 PM »
lol
lol
lol
it looks like a tiny man with his hands up 
ᶫᵒᶫ
17978
« on: December 01, 2014, 11:41:52 PM »
17979
« on: December 01, 2014, 11:41:33 PM »
17980
« on: December 01, 2014, 11:39:45 PM »
Where the hell did that come from? I'm going to posts two hundred times today.
Korra, you just can't have your spot on the leaderboard back. I'm sorry.
17981
« on: December 01, 2014, 11:37:45 PM »
17982
« on: December 01, 2014, 11:36:55 PM »
I am ultra meta
Please explain.
idk thats just wut ur mother told me last night........................................oooo ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I will anally rape you
me too
will you anally rape this worm for me?
you're a chicken so it should come almost naturally
only if you anally rape me first
hold on I'm eating coffee and drinking pizza
17983
« on: December 01, 2014, 11:31:52 PM »
I am ultra meta
Please explain.
idk thats just wut ur mother told me last night........................................oooo ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I will anally rape you
me too
will you anally rape this worm for me? you're a chicken so it should come almost naturally
17984
« on: December 01, 2014, 11:27:36 PM »
I am ultra meta
Please explain.
idk thats just wut ur mother told me last night........................................oooo ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I will anally rape you
17985
« on: December 01, 2014, 11:26:21 PM »
where's my christmas avatar?
Right here?
oh wow, you shouldn't have
17986
« on: December 01, 2014, 02:02:09 PM »
see you tomorrow, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed 
17987
« on: December 01, 2014, 01:43:33 PM »
What the fuck did I just walk in on?
Closet rapist Elegiac letting himself go.
Eat my dick. It's fun. I suggest you try it with a girl. Best is when some dumbass actually hits on her.
17988
« on: December 01, 2014, 01:40:03 PM »
where's my christmas avatar?
17989
« on: December 01, 2014, 01:37:46 PM »
zesty
17990
« on: December 01, 2014, 01:24:03 PM »
Tough job.
17991
« on: December 01, 2014, 01:12:44 PM »
Dr. Crane, are you high?
Mm. I'd destroy your pussy. Does your avatar represent how plucky you are? You have no idea how much I'd love to make you whimper; and then I'd slow down and then I'd hear your manly groan before you slept. Korra.
What the fuck...
Sorry about that.
Try never to think of me, or what I just said, during sex. Unless you want to.
I think the fear toxins are making you high. Stop.
Fear toxins?
Look, I'm a gentleman. I've seen the kids be pretty cheeky with you but obviously I'm not allowed. So just forget about it.
Oh, you're allowed.
I'd slowly trace the slit of your pussy while I told you about every other boy who'd noticed you that day. When and where. And when I looked them in the eye mid-way through their eyeball-fucking you. And how I just smiled at them.
17992
« on: December 01, 2014, 01:07:10 PM »
Dr. Crane, are you high?
Mm. I'd destroy your pussy. Does your avatar represent how plucky you are? You have no idea how much I'd love to make you whimper; and then I'd slow down and then I'd hear your manly groan before you slept. Korra.
What the fuck...
Sorry about that.
Try never to think of me, or what I just said, during sex. Unless you want to.
I think the fear toxins are making you high. Stop.
Fear toxins? Look, I'm a gentleman. I've seen the kids be pretty cheeky with you but obviously I'm not allowed. So just forget about it.
17993
« on: December 01, 2014, 01:02:44 PM »
Dr. Crane, are you high?
Mm. I'd destroy your pussy. Does your avatar represent how plucky you are? You have no idea how much I'd love to make you whimper; and then I'd slow down and then I'd hear your manly groan before you slept. Korra.
What the fuck...
Sorry about that. Try never to think of me, or what I just said, during sex. Unless you want to.
17994
« on: December 01, 2014, 01:01:14 PM »
luke and byrne 69ing
cool
17995
« on: December 01, 2014, 12:58:37 PM »
don't ask me anything else, it's... australian, I suppose, hahahaha
I actually feel better now
17996
« on: December 01, 2014, 12:57:00 PM »
want 
what does mr fox want?
My giiiiirl
where is she?
on your continent  I want to make her pussy sore with one fuck
17997
« on: December 01, 2014, 12:53:09 PM »
want
what does mr fox want?
My giiiiirl
17998
« on: December 01, 2014, 12:50:16 PM »
want
17999
« on: December 01, 2014, 12:49:05 PM »
I can tell you're high, when you make these kind of threads.
I'm not high and I'm close to bed. Don't offend me Luke, you wouldn't like my dismissive sneer.
18000
« on: December 01, 2014, 12:47:10 PM »
want want want want want want want want want want want want want want want want want want want
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