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The Flood / Re: Ryle holds the key to my heart.
« on: December 03, 2014, 09:15:18 PM »
I thought he was a furry
He's 49% nigger and 49% furry.  The other 2% is likely orphan semen.
There are orphans in the garden?

I'll get my revolver.
I'll contact the toast brigade.  I mean, we can't do this on an empty stomach.
Good idea.

*sits back down*

Harrumph.

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The Flood / Re: Ryle holds the key to my heart.
« on: December 03, 2014, 09:09:44 PM »
I thought he was a furry
He's 49% nigger and 49% furry.  The other 2% is likely orphan semen.
There are orphans in the garden?

I'll get my revolver.

17523
The Flood / Re: Fight me Satan.
« on: December 03, 2014, 09:08:04 PM »
Stan

17524
The Flood / Re: Ryle holds the key to my heart.
« on: December 03, 2014, 09:05:29 PM »
I thought he was a furry

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The Flood / Re: Goodnight, Flood.
« on: December 03, 2014, 01:29:08 PM »
See you soon, you silly fox.
I'm not silly. You are.

17526
The Flood / Goodnight, Flood.
« on: December 03, 2014, 01:24:45 PM »
See you tomorrow, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.


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The Flood / Re: <
« on: December 03, 2014, 01:14:57 PM »
he loves replies


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The Flood / Re: Muted, enjoy talking to a brick wall.
« on: December 03, 2014, 01:08:41 PM »
muting only serves to help cowards hide from their problems with other users instead of dealing with them
Don't be stupid. If someone is flat out dumber than you, harasses you, and won't be taught or reasoned with then muting is perfectly acceptable. Like it or not this is a text based environment and it isn't as easy to tune out text as it is speech. It just sits there. Constantly, forevermore.
no its pretty easy to ignore text. you just scroll past, close the page, or get up and go outside.
It's on my page. Like a pimple that won't pop. On the broader internet that's fine, scroll on, scroll on. But these are my threads on my forum. It's personal.

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The Flood / Re: Muted, enjoy talking to a brick wall.
« on: December 03, 2014, 01:06:48 PM »
I have one kid muted because he creeped me out. But that's a pretty extreme case, like, I've seriously muted him.

Apart from that I use it to give people time outs.

No joke, I checked my mute list (on b.net) for shits and giggles and you were the only person on it. I must have misclicked because I have no clue why and enjoy your posts.

I normally empty my list after a while because the spammers I mute move on or get perm-banned.
Shit got pretty extreme back when there where no rules.

I've done some things.

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The Flood / Re: Muted, enjoy talking to a brick wall.
« on: December 03, 2014, 01:05:15 PM »
muting only serves to help cowards hide from their problems with other users instead of dealing with them
Don't be stupid. If someone is flat out dumber than you, harasses you, and won't be taught or reasoned with then muting is perfectly acceptable. Like it or not this is a text based environment and it isn't as easy to tune out text as it is speech. It just sits there. Constantly, forevermore.

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The Flood / Re: Muted, enjoy talking to a brick wall.
« on: December 03, 2014, 01:01:47 PM »
I have one kid muted because he creeped me out. But that's a pretty extreme case, like, I've seriously muted him.

Apart from that I use it to give people time outs.

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The Flood / Re: Everyone should be gay
« on: December 03, 2014, 12:47:26 PM »
I'd have one kid maybe.

17535
The Flood / Re: Check your smells.
« on: December 03, 2014, 12:41:25 PM »
My hair is in my face and it smells so good....
Like?
I do not know how to describe the smell. It just smells really good because of the shampoo I use. I was outside and my hair was blowing in my face and it was awesome.
It smelled fresh.

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The Flood / Re: A communications disruption can only mean one thing
« on: December 03, 2014, 12:40:13 PM »

17537
The Flood / Re: Seriously fuck Chechens
« on: December 03, 2014, 12:26:24 PM »
I need to stop now, before I end up learning all about Dagestan. It's too late, and the wine and tea are stewing inside me.

17538
The Flood / Re: Thoughts on Sand?
« on: December 03, 2014, 12:16:31 PM »
his hair is stupid

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The Flood / Re: Where do our new members go?
« on: December 03, 2014, 12:15:16 PM »
im right here
Yeah but you come across like a regular, boring person. Not exciting like brendan frasers clap.

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The Flood / Re: Where do our new members go?
« on: December 03, 2014, 12:05:13 PM »
At first they are kept in a waiting room, and once they are called upon, they are then transferred over to a training facility, where they undergo a series of intense training exercises - both mentally and physically to determine whether they are worthy of joining our community. After this they are able to start posting on this forum.
But they never make it.

Only the current foman's are capable of making it. Unless they discover an exceptionally rare type of newfoman that is somehow capable.
But Zesty.

We're not capable. At all.

Zesty? God no.

Are you saying you're not capable?
I'm...


let's just stick with Zesty. How did Zesty make it through this process?
shitposting.
lots of it.
How can you shitpost through a rigorous trial process?

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The Flood / Re: Where do our new members go?
« on: December 03, 2014, 12:02:14 PM »
At first they are kept in a waiting room, and once they are called upon, they are then transferred over to a training facility, where they undergo a series of intense training exercises - both mentally and physically to determine whether they are worthy of joining our community. After this they are able to start posting on this forum.
But they never make it.

Only the current foman's are capable of making it. Unless they discover an exceptionally rare type of newfoman that is somehow capable.
But Zesty.

We're not capable. At all.

Zesty? God no.

Are you saying you're not capable?
I'm...


let's just stick with Zesty. How did Zesty make it through this process?

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The Flood / Re: Where do our new members go?
« on: December 03, 2014, 11:57:03 AM »
At first they are kept in a waiting room, and once they are called upon, they are then transferred over to a training facility, where they undergo a series of intense training exercises - both mentally and physically to determine whether they are worthy of joining our community. After this they are able to start posting on this forum.
But they never make it.

Only the current foman's are capable of making it. Unless they discover an exceptionally rare type of newfoman that is somehow capable.
But Zesty.

We're not capable. At all.

17544
The Flood / Re: You will feel sorry for me
« on: December 03, 2014, 11:54:41 AM »
You seem to forget about the internet.

You really expect me to believe that only non-sexual pictures of tyrannosaurs exist?

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The Flood / Re: Where do our new members go?
« on: December 03, 2014, 11:52:06 AM »
They only make accounts here to meet up with me IRL so I can whore myself out.
Are you really a girl?

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The Flood / Re: Where do our new members go?
« on: December 03, 2014, 11:49:36 AM »
To seriously answer your question, I absorb all of the new members and become more powerful.
I quote your posts and become more powerful.

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The Flood / Re: Where do our new members go?
« on: December 03, 2014, 11:49:03 AM »
At first they are kept in a waiting room, and once they are called upon, they are then transferred over to a training facility, where they undergo a series of intense training exercises - both mentally and physically to determine whether they are worthy of joining our community. After this they are able to start posting on this forum.
But they never make it.

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The Flood / Re: Where do our new members go?
« on: December 03, 2014, 11:48:02 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Check your smells.
« on: December 03, 2014, 11:39:20 AM »
But it would be like leprosy. You'd have to obsessively wash because you couldn't tell whether you stank or not.
Everyone should be anosmic!
it would mean death for at least half of us.

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