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« on: December 04, 2014, 10:54:46 AM »
Are you implying that I'm a black guy with Smurf balls?
I'm implying that I'd roll you in a big piece of carpet, jump up and down on you and then roll you off a bridge into a swift river so I didn't have to listen to you cry for much longer.
Wat
Would you use an IKEA carpet or a 3$ carpet from WAL-MART?
I'd use the carpet from the foot of your mum's bed where I give her knees carpet burn.
Why are you having sex on a carpet? The bed is much more comfortable, m8
The bed is where she changes your nappies.
It makes me uncomfortable.
Its not my fault I have a shitting disorder.
No it's not, it's mine.
Now wish daddy well, I'm going to take a walk.
What? I thought my dad was black. He left for work and never came back when I was 2 weeks old.
hurr durr where is daddy now
17312
« on: December 04, 2014, 10:53:49 AM »
Be back soonish. 
17313
« on: December 04, 2014, 10:51:58 AM »
Are you implying that I'm a black guy with Smurf balls?
I'm implying that I'd roll you in a big piece of carpet, jump up and down on you and then roll you off a bridge into a swift river so I didn't have to listen to you cry for much longer.
Wat
Would you use an IKEA carpet or a 3$ carpet from WAL-MART?
I'd use the carpet from the foot of your mum's bed where I give her knees carpet burn.
Why are you having sex on a carpet? The bed is much more comfortable, m8
The bed is where she changes your nappies.
It makes me uncomfortable.
Its not my fault I have a shitting disorder.
No it's not, it's mine. Now wish daddy well, I'm going to take a walk.
17314
« on: December 04, 2014, 10:47:38 AM »
Are you implying that I'm a black guy with Smurf balls?
I'm implying that I'd roll you in a big piece of carpet, jump up and down on you and then roll you off a bridge into a swift river so I didn't have to listen to you cry for much longer.
Wat
Would you use an IKEA carpet or a 3$ carpet from WAL-MART?
I'd use the carpet from the foot of your mum's bed where I give her knees carpet burn.
Why are you having sex on a carpet? The bed is much more comfortable, m8
The bed is where she changes your nappies. It makes me uncomfortable.
17315
« on: December 04, 2014, 10:39:42 AM »
Are you implying that I'm a black guy with Smurf balls?
I'm implying that I'd roll you in a big piece of carpet, jump up and down on you and then roll you off a bridge into a swift river so I didn't have to listen to you cry for much longer.
Wat
Would you use an IKEA carpet or a 3$ carpet from WAL-MART?
I'd use the carpet from the foot of your mum's bed where I give her knees carpet burn.
17316
« on: December 04, 2014, 10:35:52 AM »
Are you implying that I'm a black guy with Smurf balls?
I'm implying that I'd roll you in a big piece of carpet, jump up and down on you and then roll you off a bridge into a swift river so I didn't have to listen to you cry for much longer.
Wat
17317
« on: December 04, 2014, 10:34:02 AM »
Are you implying that I'm a black guy with Smurf balls?
I'm implying that I'd roll you in a big piece of carpet, jump up and down on you and then roll you off a bridge into a swift river so I didn't have to listen to you cry for much longer.
17318
« on: December 04, 2014, 10:30:19 AM »
What are we discussing?
We're discussing how gay people are queers.
Why?
Because it's really gay
And the sky is really blue when it's not black. But how would you like to be both?
17319
« on: December 04, 2014, 10:27:36 AM »
What are we discussing?
We're discussing how gay people are queers.
Why?
17320
« on: December 04, 2014, 10:26:34 AM »
Is your avatar wearing pants? 
I have no idea :/
Let's pretend that you/she isn't
No pressure. In fact I'll leave you to it.
Whhhhhhyyyyy?
It's hot dude. Look at those child-bearing hips and riding thighs.
She would power down on dick.
You have issues man...
I'm speaking from experience.
17321
« on: December 04, 2014, 10:25:58 AM »
Feels good to be king.
Hahahaha
Image broken on my end.
Response broken on mine.
British people can't watch Firth?
Oh yeah, shit. You're american but you talk like you're british. Sorry.
You thought I was a European individual?
I always think of you as living in a london flat.
17322
« on: December 04, 2014, 10:25:00 AM »
Is your avatar wearing pants?
I have no idea :/
Let's pretend that you/she isn't
No pressure. In fact I'll leave you to it.
Whhhhhhyyyyy?
It's hot dude. Look at those child-bearing hips and riding thighs. She would power down on dick.
17323
« on: December 04, 2014, 10:22:12 AM »
I'm not american, so if I wasn't a vegetarian I'd probably dip them in something that didn't give me fat-brain-cancer. Like a sauce not made in america. And minus the wings.
I forget, we have people from Britbongistan here.
Australian, and hurry up and edit the history. I posted all the evidence I can post without seeming like a pedant.
17324
« on: December 04, 2014, 10:20:29 AM »
Is your avatar wearing pants?
I have no idea :/
Let's pretend that you/she isn't No pressure. In fact I'll leave you to it.
17325
« on: December 04, 2014, 10:18:57 AM »
Feels good to be king.
Hahahaha
Image broken on my end.
Response broken on mine.
British people can't watch Firth?
Oh yeah, shit. You're american but you talk like you're british. Sorry.
17326
« on: December 04, 2014, 10:17:49 AM »
I'm not american, so if I wasn't a vegetarian I'd probably dip them in something that didn't give me fat-brain-cancer. Like a sauce not made in america. And minus the wings.
17327
« on: December 04, 2014, 10:15:01 AM »
Is your avatar wearing pants?
17328
« on: December 04, 2014, 10:14:01 AM »
Feels good to be king.
Hahahaha
Image broken on my end.
Response broken on mine. British people can't watch Firth?
17329
« on: December 04, 2014, 10:12:25 AM »
What are we discussing?
17330
« on: December 04, 2014, 10:11:24 AM »
Feels good to be king.
Hahahaha
17331
« on: December 04, 2014, 09:58:44 AM »
Was that blue flame day? Good times
Yup
17332
« on: December 04, 2014, 09:54:03 AM »
this comment is as long as a vine is it funny huh?
17333
« on: December 04, 2014, 09:53:06 AM »
I have a gigantic warehouse of fresh copypasta, and an army of professional copypasta chefs at my side. No, this isn't copypasta, either.
Are you really a girl?
17334
« on: December 04, 2014, 09:52:26 AM »
17335
« on: December 04, 2014, 09:49:17 AM »
I have a surplus of dank memes at all times.
Present one.
If you mean dank as in the corner of a basement, then yeah, I get ya.
Nah man, I'm talking about smoking a joint on the milky way.
Present it then 
Spoiler Also, I smoked my last roach last night, sorry bud. I probably won't be getting high again till my birthday in few days.
So?
That means I can't get baked while browsing dank memes, that's what's up.
17336
« on: December 04, 2014, 09:44:05 AM »
I have a surplus of dank memes at all times.
Present one.
If you mean dank as in the corner of a basement, then yeah, I get ya.
Nah man, I'm talking about smoking a joint on the milky way.
Present it then
Spoiler Also, I smoked my last roach last night, sorry bud. I probably won't be getting high again till my birthday in few days.
So?
17337
« on: December 04, 2014, 09:43:23 AM »
Praising power
Which consists of?
17338
« on: December 04, 2014, 09:39:23 AM »
I have a surplus of dank memes at all times.
Present one.
If you mean dank as in the corner of a basement, then yeah, I get ya.
Nah man, I'm talking about smoking a joint on the milky way.
Present it then
17339
« on: December 04, 2014, 09:35:30 AM »
I have a surplus of dank memes at all times.
Present one.
If you mean dank as in the corner of a basement, then yeah, I get ya.
17340
« on: December 04, 2014, 09:34:00 AM »
Vien sees all, Vien knows all
Vien is a little bitch.
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