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17191
« on: December 05, 2014, 07:30:51 AM »
Are you really a girl?
17192
« on: December 05, 2014, 07:29:21 AM »
I know I am. Push me and I'll give you examples better than that cheesy bullshit. What about you guys? With your sick little imaginations. 
17193
« on: December 05, 2014, 07:16:22 AM »
actually I can make another thread out of this
17194
« on: December 05, 2014, 07:15:53 AM »
Freakin' lol my family is less knowledgeable than me, you smartasses  you could have told me that 50 shades of bullshit wasn't even out yet, I don't press more buttons than I need to
17195
« on: December 05, 2014, 06:56:43 AM »
Did no one actually die this year?...wow, i'm legitimately surprised
Government coverup. You americans should be scared if they're hiding black friday deaths from you.
17196
« on: December 05, 2014, 06:54:09 AM »
At first I was inconvenienced, but now I'm very amused.
17197
« on: December 05, 2014, 06:52:08 AM »
U need more jimmy neutron for true soupeerearor
clench and create
17198
« on: December 05, 2014, 06:41:18 AM »
U need more jimmy neutron for true soupeerearor
17199
« on: December 05, 2014, 06:38:58 AM »
Maybe you should PM Cheat or Isara.
We don't run the site.
They can find me here, this is the major forum hereabouts. PM's mean navigating away from the Flood. I try to avoid doing that, because it usually means too much effort for too little payoff. Unless it's me that's receiving the PM. Then it means treats! 
17200
« on: December 05, 2014, 06:32:55 AM »
The site isn't running too badly now, and you guys know I'm barely computer literate.
Why can't I open a spoiler?
17201
« on: December 05, 2014, 06:30:00 AM »
Your nanna's into some kinky shit mate.
That's not my experience
Yeah, I would hope your grandmother's sexual kinks and fetishes aren't your direct experience. O.o
She'd probably be a better lay than you.
Stop talking about my nanna. Save that for RC, Door, ChallengerX and the other retards.
Calm down dingo.
Just because you're buttmad every time you type an insult doesn't mean the rest of us are.
Is it even Friday for you yet, slowpoke? Are you drinkin'? I'd be drinking every day if I was you.
Dingo relax.
Dammit, old man, be cool. Quote me again, I'm going for Mythic.
17202
« on: December 05, 2014, 06:28:29 AM »
Wat
ETA til OP delivers: It must be soon.
17203
« on: December 05, 2014, 06:27:34 AM »
Your nanna's into some kinky shit mate.
That's not my experience
Yeah, I would hope your grandmother's sexual kinks and fetishes aren't your direct experience. O.o
She'd probably be a better lay than you.
Stop talking about my nanna. Save that for RC, Door, ChallengerX and the other retards.
Calm down dingo.
Just because you're buttmad every time you type an insult doesn't mean the rest of us are. Is it even Friday for you yet, slowpoke? Are you drinkin'? I'd be drinking every day if I was you.
17204
« on: December 05, 2014, 05:40:23 AM »
Your nanna's into some kinky shit mate.
That's not my experience
Yeah, I would hope your grandmother's sexual kinks and fetishes aren't your direct experience. O.o
She'd probably be a better lay than you. Stop talking about my nanna. Save that for RC, Door, ChallengerX and the other retards.
17205
« on: December 05, 2014, 05:29:41 AM »
oh god. dis gon b gud.
I knnnoooowwww
i would say to get that shit on camera, but privacy and all.
instead i ask for a detailed and enthusiastic retelling of events.
The movie can't be too racy though, right?
I mean, for a wide cinema audience?
i meant your privacy, but the books are terrible smut from what ive heard so i assume the movie will be glorified porn.
I was talking about the movie as well, ya retard well, hopefully it is glorified porn 
17206
« on: December 05, 2014, 05:27:38 AM »
An entire conscript with time stamps and names. I'll be waiting.
don't be such a nerd, I'll just tell you what happens
17207
« on: December 05, 2014, 05:26:57 AM »
I wish that someone would touch me like that
17208
« on: December 05, 2014, 05:25:12 AM »
I want my spoooiiilers back 
17209
« on: December 05, 2014, 05:24:17 AM »
Good for you. I was late for an exam due to a crash. Excuse me while I go cry.
Did you crash?
the bus was in it
brutal, we're glad you're okay, sweetums
17210
« on: December 05, 2014, 05:22:51 AM »
Make sure you tell us the result.
Oh, I will.
17211
« on: December 05, 2014, 05:22:34 AM »
Your nanna's into some kinky shit mate.
That's not my experience, although she's the most open-minded woman in my immediate family. I did not see this coming.
17212
« on: December 05, 2014, 05:05:58 AM »
oh god. dis gon b gud.
I knnnoooowwww
i would say to get that shit on camera, but privacy and all.
instead i ask for a detailed and enthusiastic retelling of events.
The movie can't be too racy though, right? I mean, for a wide cinema audience?
17213
« on: December 05, 2014, 05:02:20 AM »
oh god. dis gon b gud.
I knnnoooowwww
17214
« on: December 05, 2014, 04:50:44 AM »
My whole family are off to see 50 shades of grey tonight, because my.... haaherhedehygwq... aah, shit I can't... my nanna read it and told my mum that it's a romance.
My mum is pretty damn traditional in her values. I need to.. dsvfeka jfsadkh do something. I can't handle this overwhelming amusement. My fucking nanna.
17215
« on: December 05, 2014, 04:40:40 AM »
Wait....
17216
« on: December 05, 2014, 04:12:11 AM »
bcuz ur an fagit
get at me
don't make me throw that boy pussy
 you're lucky I'm on a leash
17217
« on: December 05, 2014, 04:09:14 AM »
*seems*
lol
17218
« on: December 05, 2014, 04:04:11 AM »
bcuz ur an fagit
get at me
17219
« on: December 05, 2014, 04:03:46 AM »
And why is my page always loading some weird shit non-stop?
What exactly do you mean by that? And yeah, might as well clear the cache and cookies.
Done *shrugs*
17220
« on: December 05, 2014, 03:56:07 AM »
Seriously though
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