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Messages - Elegiac

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The Flood / Re: nevermind
« on: December 05, 2014, 09:06:59 AM »
Bacon on a plain, he don't complain.

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The Flood / Re: Well, I've been slacking.
« on: December 05, 2014, 09:05:27 AM »
I somehow injured my hip last night.
Sex?
Please.
How then?
If I knew I'd have been more specific
I know the feeling, I hate putting out a muscle or something while I'm asleep and waking up to it.

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The Flood / Re: Well, I've been slacking.
« on: December 05, 2014, 08:58:04 AM »
I saw Horrible Bosses 2.
It was okay.
I will probably never watch that but I'm glad that something made you reasonably happy my little potato.

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The Flood / Re: Well, I've been slacking.
« on: December 05, 2014, 08:56:29 AM »
I somehow injured my hip last night.
Sex?

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The Flood / Re: Well, I've been slacking.
« on: December 05, 2014, 08:56:15 AM »
Nothing much, really. Just trying to do something in Warframe and then I'm off for a jog.
Jog first. You'll have a clearer mind when you get back and your silly warframe bullshit will benefit from it.

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The Flood / Re: You get to grab the ass of any user here
« on: December 05, 2014, 08:54:19 AM »
Comet. A grab and a slap.

17168
The Flood / Re: Sup bros, I have a 15 page paper due tomorrow
« on: December 05, 2014, 08:53:12 AM »
I'd imagine he's close to finishing right now.

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The Flood / Re: Party with me.
« on: December 05, 2014, 08:51:59 AM »
No.

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The Flood / Re: GUYS I NEED HELP WITH MY MLG VIDEO
« on: December 05, 2014, 08:51:13 AM »
Try an obscure brand of nachos.

Go hipster MLG.

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The Flood / Re: Is plug.dj broken?
« on: December 05, 2014, 08:50:19 AM »
As broken as a prolapsed butthole.

I'm only guessing, but I've never been in there because I assume there's too much shitty music trying to make it's way out of too small a space.

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The Flood / Re: How dead is it tonight?
« on: December 05, 2014, 08:48:00 AM »
When there's no more room in hell...

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The Flood / Re: Rocket is launching
« on: December 05, 2014, 08:46:58 AM »
Neat.

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The Flood / Re: Why is carbonated water even a thing
« on: December 05, 2014, 08:46:33 AM »
Bottled water is a thing. After that I assume the assholes can sell us anything.

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The Flood / Re: Liftoff of Orion :D
« on: December 05, 2014, 08:45:36 AM »
Neat.

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The Flood / Re: Where the fuck is Door?
« on: December 05, 2014, 08:44:59 AM »
Door shut himself too hard and his knob fell off.

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The Flood / Re: Black Friday...
« on: December 05, 2014, 08:44:11 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Cheat wtf
« on: December 05, 2014, 08:43:32 AM »
It's a travesty.

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The Flood / Re: Watching Band of Brothers for the first time
« on: December 05, 2014, 08:42:50 AM »
Hahaha, I remember that doorknob faced guy from friends being in it.

Apart from that it's just a cheap unrealistic depiction of war making money of how much Saving Private Ryan shocked us.

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The Flood / Re: GUYS LOOK WHAT I GOT
« on: December 05, 2014, 08:39:34 AM »
They're very rich, a little sickly.

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The Flood / Re: nevermind
« on: December 05, 2014, 08:38:48 AM »
I won't.

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The Flood / Re: everyone's getting watched
« on: December 05, 2014, 08:38:13 AM »
They know better than to try that shit with me.

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The Flood / Well, I've been slacking.
« on: December 05, 2014, 08:32:20 AM »
I have a certain amount of posts to make today. The site breakdown didn't help.

So, my friends, let's have some discussion. What's the latest?

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The Flood / Re: Women
« on: December 05, 2014, 08:05:45 AM »
Are you really a girl?

Why do you keep asking me that? No, I'm not a girl.
Then why are you so bitchy?

Probably to do with the fact that I'm quite effeminate.
Are you hot? Or just bitchy?

Both
Pics or I'm referring to you us ugly from this night onward and I won't be wrong.
Are you really a girl?

Why do you keep asking me that? No, I'm not a girl.
Then why are you so bitchy?

Probably to do with the fact that I'm quite effeminate.
Are you hot? Or just bitchy?

Both
proof needed.

Someday, my sweet princes. But call me ugly if you want, for now, you'll regret it when the time comes!
What time is it where you are?

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The Flood / Re: Women
« on: December 05, 2014, 07:56:47 AM »
Are you really a girl?

Why do you keep asking me that? No, I'm not a girl.
Then why are you so bitchy?

Probably to do with the fact that I'm quite effeminate.
Are you hot? Or just bitchy?

Both
Pics or I'm referring to you us ugly from this night onward and I won't be wrong.

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The Flood / Re: Holy shit, I can't stop laughing.
« on: December 05, 2014, 07:55:45 AM »
And Comet. I'll be pleased to speak with you again ;D

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The Flood / Re: Women
« on: December 05, 2014, 07:53:38 AM »
Are you really a girl?

Why do you keep asking me that? No, I'm not a girl.
Then why are you so bitchy?

Probably to do with the fact that I'm quite effeminate.
Are you hot? Or just bitchy?

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The Flood / Re: Women
« on: December 05, 2014, 07:45:05 AM »
Are you really a girl?

Why do you keep asking me that? No, I'm not a girl.
Then why are you so bitchy?


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The Flood / Re: Terminator Genisys Trailer
« on: December 05, 2014, 07:34:31 AM »
The only encouraging thing I took from that was watching the new ridiculous standard in bus flips.

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