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16831
« on: December 09, 2014, 05:36:00 AM »
Where's BBB when you need him?
Is he on Elitists?
16832
« on: December 09, 2014, 04:55:32 AM »
Just wear a condom for christ's sake.
16833
« on: December 09, 2014, 04:51:28 AM »
Literally the only return for it:
D=
My details
Tell me what you mean quickly and I'll remove your sex command seals.
you what?
Or maybe not. I assumed there was some deeper weeb meaning behind the term.
You want me to remove that pic?
I dont care about the pic lol.
And no, it's from a parody.
Well, I've got plenty of tricks up my sleeve if that's what you mean.
Next discussion!
your avatar is cool
And yours is sexy if you imagine it as a big continuous squirting orgasm.
16834
« on: December 09, 2014, 04:49:20 AM »
The fact that you're still using my nameplate makes me happy : )
It's still Christmas. I'd like to see at least half the forum convert to it, now that'd be memorable.
16835
« on: December 09, 2014, 04:43:12 AM »
Literally the only return for it:
D=
My details
Tell me what you mean quickly and I'll remove your sex command seals.
you what?
Or maybe not. I assumed there was some deeper weeb meaning behind the term.
You want me to remove that pic?
I dont care about the pic lol.
And no, it's from a parody.
Well, I've got plenty of tricks up my sleeve if that's what you mean. Next discussion!
16836
« on: December 09, 2014, 04:39:57 AM »
Literally the only return for it:
D=
My details
Tell me what you mean quickly and I'll remove your sex command seals.
you what?
Or maybe not. I assumed there was some deeper weeb meaning behind the term. You want me to remove that pic?
16837
« on: December 09, 2014, 04:35:40 AM »
Literally the only return for it:
D=
My details
Tell me what you mean quickly and I'll remove your sex command seals.
16838
« on: December 09, 2014, 04:25:24 AM »
Speak the forbidden word, zesty.
16839
« on: December 09, 2014, 04:22:21 AM »
Literally the only return for it:
16840
« on: December 09, 2014, 04:19:57 AM »
So where do we stand on sex command seals?
I'll let you know after I google the term. I've never sealed my sex.
16841
« on: December 09, 2014, 04:17:31 AM »
Nostalgic? The Clash, The Specials, Madonna ect. All sorts of music that I used to dance around with my mum to when I was a kid. My own music though? 
16842
« on: December 09, 2014, 04:10:46 AM »
Discuss.
16843
« on: December 09, 2014, 03:36:04 AM »
Everyone likes me and I like most everyone, so, I don't know. Just 'like' this post, keep it simple.
That... didn't work. Is the keyword here 'respect?' Is this not just your basic circle jerk? If it isn't a circle jerk... that may explain my lack of success. I haven't exactly tried to gain your respect... only your love. 
16844
« on: December 09, 2014, 03:27:08 AM »
laughing my fox off 
16845
« on: December 09, 2014, 12:58:08 AM »
ayyyy 
16846
« on: December 09, 2014, 12:19:48 AM »
lol at the tiny manlets ITT trying to make themselves feel better by attacking the master height... like the pathetic little manlets they are.
why the plural, it's literally only me running this
16847
« on: December 09, 2014, 12:14:40 AM »
i am relaxed lol
you might be but this one's flipping his biscuit
16848
« on: December 09, 2014, 12:12:16 AM »
Give him a minute to realise* he's been outmaneuvered though. The bigger they are, the more mad there is to go around.
*deny
the mad is real, ya'll wouldn't care so much about your height if you weren't ugly
sorry i cant hear you down there, yell louder
ˢᵗᵃʸ ᵐᵃᵈ
stay short, manlet
lolololololo
seriously though, I think you did read and acknowledge what I said, just relax dude Spoiler but just in case, hint: cotton is a resource
why you gotta work the chinese so hard?
16849
« on: December 09, 2014, 12:06:53 AM »
Give him a minute to realise* he's been outmaneuvered though. The bigger they are, the more mad there is to go around.
*deny
the mad is real, ya'll wouldn't care so much about your height if you weren't ugly
sorry i cant hear you down there, yell louder
ˢᵗᵃʸ ᵐᵃᵈ
16850
« on: December 08, 2014, 11:52:59 PM »
Probably not within our lifetimes. Unless you're filthy rich. So I'll settle for this:
16851
« on: December 08, 2014, 11:50:48 PM »
Give him a minute to realise* he's been outmaneuvered though. The bigger they are, the more mad there is to go around. *deny the mad is real, ya'll wouldn't care so much about your height if you weren't ugly
16852
« on: December 08, 2014, 11:48:36 PM »
I'm so caught up in the tree of stars
16853
« on: December 08, 2014, 11:35:54 PM »
Being a Manlet is an evolutionary defect. Stay mad baby man.
mfw I realize it's a moderator doing the trolling.
Eh, welcome to sep7agon. Give him a minute to realise he's been outmaneuvered though. The bigger they are, the more mad there is to go around.
16854
« on: December 08, 2014, 11:25:40 PM »
Being 5 foot 8 sucks, especially when everyone you know is like 7 feet tall
That just means they're easier to punch in the balls.
It also means you're easier to kick in the face.
Easier to dodge.
Not really.
Really.
Well, unless you're a putz.
Nope, there are no advantages to being short. It's nice to have dreams though, so keep on dreaming bud.
a) Not blocking regular people's line-of-sight
b) not wasting airspace
c) not being awkward in environments designed for regular sized people (vertical obesity)
d) using less resources
e) just stop, you can't troll me with your typical overinflated vertically obese arrogance
>Usain Bolt is 6'5" he expends the same amount of energy as a Manley yet will cover 3x the distance in a single stride
>Muhammad Ali, 6'3", greatest boxer of all time and kept manlets at bay with his superior reach
>women are hardwired to prefer tall men over short men
Being a Manlet is an evolutionary defect. Stay mad baby man.
You... didn't really answer me. Sit down and let the blood back into your brain, lurch me old perch.
16855
« on: December 08, 2014, 11:23:34 PM »
16856
« on: December 08, 2014, 11:10:04 PM »
"The Great Privilege War"
Commenting on the privilege war. Check your privilege.
16857
« on: December 08, 2014, 11:07:11 PM »
in other news I just realised that I'm taller than kanye west, so.... forget everything I was saying, I'm jumping on the tall guy bandwagon
16858
« on: December 08, 2014, 11:05:23 PM »
Being 5 foot 8 sucks, especially when everyone you know is like 7 feet tall
That just means they're easier to punch in the balls.
It also means you're easier to kick in the face.
Easier to dodge.
Not really.
Really.
Well, unless you're a putz.
Nope, there are no advantages to being short. It's nice to have dreams though, so keep on dreaming bud.
a) Not blocking regular people's line-of-sight b) not wasting airspace c) not being awkward in environments designed for regular sized people (vertical obesity) d) using less resources e) just stop, you can't troll me with your typical overinflated vertically obese arrogance
16859
« on: December 08, 2014, 10:51:53 PM »
TFW i'm getting notifications for shit.
I love that, lets me insert myself back into conversations
16860
« on: December 08, 2014, 10:49:35 PM »
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