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15721
« on: December 27, 2014, 01:58:41 AM »
Do something worthwhile.
Worthy.
WORTHIEST!
OVERWORTH
WORTHMASTER GENERAL
*mortal kombat announcer*
WORTHY HIM
WORTH SPEED TEN
Spoiler SET PHASERS TO PUN
wut
spaceballs
I assume 'worth speed ten' would look that silly.
I see.
I don't understand what just went wrong.
I lost the rhythm of the running gag and tripped on myself.
What sharp teeth you have.
I got them from a master craftsman with eight broken legs.
That's pretty cool.
He demanded music made from milk in recompense, I had to travel to the 2364th dimension, whereupon I met a gelatinous prince.
Hahaha, keep talking.
I tripped on the carpet, the stuff being what that dimension is mostly composed of, besides gelatinous milk-music composers, and accidentally sent the prince tumbling off the carpet into another dimension. It goes without saying that his subjects were none to pleased with me, apparently he was on his way to his coronation, so rather than be held accountable and be executed, I did the only other honest thing and grabbed the nearest milk cello and followed the path unexpectedly-exiled royalty. I fell for what must have been millennia squeezed into microseconds, which were in turn folded into intricate origami animals of varying fictitiousness, through countless dimensions and planes of every shape, colour, taste, feel, sound, smell, and various other senses which don't exist in our dimension. Shall I continue?
Get to the part where we bang, I already know this story 
Eventually or soon; I know not which, I fell out of a dimensional hiatus in a forest. It was thence I came upon a talking fox named Elegiac. When I asked him where I was he responded with "Ayy bby" and suffice it to say, we banged.
Soon
Come for me bby.
After new years.
15722
« on: December 27, 2014, 01:49:55 AM »
Self-consciousness and imagination, you burks.
I don't want to cause unnecessary pain.
Anyway, we used to have enough food to feed everyone, everywhere, even if we weren't. I don't think that we do anymore; twisting and exploiting living creatures, or emptying the oceans, won't carry us forward. As I said: waitin' on those factory burgers.
15723
« on: December 27, 2014, 01:35:42 AM »
I like pepperonis on my pizza
I'm a vegetarian.
>being this gay
If you're so brutal then sit through Earthlings and then eat meat.
Meat is good
When we mass produce artificially grown factory burgers then I'll eat meat protein again.
Until that day I'll continue not to judge unless I'm judged.
Non-meat eating fag
What separates us from the animals?
Definitely not what we eat.
lol
You actually think that?
tip kok
15724
« on: December 27, 2014, 01:32:19 AM »
I like pepperonis on my pizza
I'm a vegetarian.
>being this gay
If you're so brutal then sit through Earthlings and then eat meat.
Meat is good
When we mass produce artificially grown factory burgers then I'll eat meat protein again.
Until that day I'll continue not to judge unless I'm judged.
Non-meat eating fag
What separates us from the animals?
Definitely not what we eat.
lol
15725
« on: December 27, 2014, 01:31:42 AM »
Do something worthwhile.
Worthy.
WORTHIEST!
OVERWORTH
WORTHMASTER GENERAL
*mortal kombat announcer*
WORTHY HIM
WORTH SPEED TEN
Spoiler SET PHASERS TO PUN
wut
spaceballs
I assume 'worth speed ten' would look that silly.
I see.
I don't understand what just went wrong.
I lost the rhythm of the running gag and tripped on myself.
What sharp teeth you have.
I got them from a master craftsman with eight broken legs.
That's pretty cool.
He demanded music made from milk in recompense, I had to travel to the 2364th dimension, whereupon I met a gelatinous prince.
Hahaha, keep talking.
I tripped on the carpet, the stuff being what that dimension is mostly composed of, besides gelatinous milk-music composers, and accidentally sent the prince tumbling off the carpet into another dimension. It goes without saying that his subjects were none to pleased with me, apparently he was on his way to his coronation, so rather than be held accountable and be executed, I did the only other honest thing and grabbed the nearest milk cello and followed the path unexpectedly-exiled royalty. I fell for what must have been millennia squeezed into microseconds, which were in turn folded into intricate origami animals of varying fictitiousness, through countless dimensions and planes of every shape, colour, taste, feel, sound, smell, and various other senses which don't exist in our dimension. Shall I continue?
Get to the part where we bang, I already know this story
Eventually or soon; I know not which, I fell out of a dimensional hiatus in a forest. It was thence I came upon a talking fox named Elegiac. When I asked him where I was he responded with "Ayy bby" and suffice it to say, we banged.
Soon
15726
« on: December 27, 2014, 01:28:21 AM »
I call dibs.
Dibs on what?!
15727
« on: December 27, 2014, 01:25:30 AM »
and place it on another members dick
15728
« on: December 27, 2014, 01:23:06 AM »
I like pepperonis on my pizza
I'm a vegetarian.
>being this gay
If you're so brutal then sit through Earthlings and then eat meat.
Meat is good
When we mass produce artificially grown factory burgers then I'll eat meat protein again.
Until that day I'll continue not to judge unless I'm judged.
Non-meat eating fag
What separates us from the animals?
15729
« on: December 27, 2014, 01:01:29 AM »
I like pepperonis on my pizza
I'm a vegetarian.
>being this gay
If you're so brutal then sit through Earthlings and then eat meat.
Meat is good
When we mass produce artificially grown factory burgers then I'll eat meat protein again. Until that day I'll continue not to judge unless I'm judged.
15730
« on: December 27, 2014, 12:59:15 AM »
Do something worthwhile.
Worthy.
WORTHIEST!
OVERWORTH
WORTHMASTER GENERAL
*mortal kombat announcer*
WORTHY HIM
WORTH SPEED TEN
Spoiler SET PHASERS TO PUN
wut
spaceballs
I assume 'worth speed ten' would look that silly.
I see.
I don't understand what just went wrong.
I lost the rhythm of the running gag and tripped on myself.
What sharp teeth you have.
I got them from a master craftsman with eight broken legs.
That's pretty cool.
He demanded music made from milk in recompense, I had to travel to the 2364th dimension, whereupon I met a gelatinous prince.
Hahaha, keep talking.
I tripped on the carpet, the stuff being what that dimension is mostly composed of, besides gelatinous milk-music composers, and accidentally sent the prince tumbling off the carpet into another dimension. It goes without saying that his subjects were none to pleased with me, apparently he was on his way to his coronation, so rather than be held accountable and be executed, I did the only other honest thing and grabbed the nearest milk cello and followed the path unexpectedly-exiled royalty. I fell for what must have been millennia squeezed into microseconds, which were in turn folded into intricate origami animals of varying fictitiousness, through countless dimensions and planes of every shape, colour, taste, feel, sound, smell, and various other senses which don't exist in our dimension. Shall I continue?
Get to the part where we bang, I already know this story
15731
« on: December 27, 2014, 12:57:48 AM »
I like pepperonis on my pizza
I'm a vegetarian.
>being this gay
If you're so brutal then sit through Earthlings and then eat meat.
15732
« on: December 27, 2014, 12:56:15 AM »
Cheat is oppressing us.
your new avatar is stoned as all hell
shut up nager
Sassy stoner
15733
« on: December 27, 2014, 12:38:40 AM »
Cheat is oppressing us.
your new avatar is stoned as all hell
15734
« on: December 27, 2014, 12:37:26 AM »
Do something worthwhile.
Worthy.
WORTHIEST!
OVERWORTH
WORTHMASTER GENERAL
*mortal kombat announcer*
WORTHY HIM
WORTH SPEED TEN
Spoiler SET PHASERS TO PUN
wut
spaceballs
I assume 'worth speed ten' would look that silly.
I see.
I don't understand what just went wrong.
I lost the rhythm of the running gag and tripped on myself.
What sharp teeth you have.
I got them from a master craftsman with eight broken legs.
That's pretty cool.
He demanded music made from milk in recompense, I had to travel to the 2364th dimension, whereupon I met a gelatinous prince.
Hahaha, keep talking.
15735
« on: December 27, 2014, 12:29:17 AM »
Do something worthwhile.
Worthy.
WORTHIEST!
OVERWORTH
WORTHMASTER GENERAL
*mortal kombat announcer*
WORTHY HIM
WORTH SPEED TEN
Spoiler SET PHASERS TO PUN
wut
spaceballs
I assume 'worth speed ten' would look that silly.
I see.
I don't understand what just went wrong.
I lost the rhythm of the running gag and tripped on myself.
What sharp teeth you have.
I got them from a master craftsman with eight broken legs.
That's pretty cool.
15736
« on: December 27, 2014, 12:26:16 AM »
I like pepperonis on my pizza
I'm a vegetarian.
15737
« on: December 27, 2014, 12:25:42 AM »
Do something worthwhile.
Worthy.
WORTHIEST!
OVERWORTH
WORTHMASTER GENERAL
*mortal kombat announcer*
WORTHY HIM
WORTH SPEED TEN
Spoiler SET PHASERS TO PUN
wut
spaceballs
I assume 'worth speed ten' would look that silly.
I see.
I don't understand what just went wrong.
I lost the rhythm of the running gag and tripped on myself.
What sharp teeth you have.
15738
« on: December 27, 2014, 12:06:47 AM »
Boxing Day was yesterday.
15739
« on: December 27, 2014, 12:00:31 AM »
Do something worthwhile.
Worthy.
WORTHIEST!
OVERWORTH
WORTHMASTER GENERAL
*mortal kombat announcer*
WORTHY HIM
WORTH SPEED TEN
Spoiler SET PHASERS TO PUN
wut
spaceballs
I assume 'worth speed ten' would look that silly.
I see.
I don't understand what just went wrong.
I lost the rhythm of the running gag and tripped on myself.
15740
« on: December 26, 2014, 11:30:43 PM »
Do something worthwhile.
Worthy.
WORTHIEST!
OVERWORTH
WORTHMASTER GENERAL
*mortal kombat announcer*
WORTHY HIM
WORTH SPEED TEN
Spoiler SET PHASERS TO PUN
wut
spaceballs
I assume 'worth speed ten' would look that silly.
I see.
I don't understand what just went wrong.
15741
« on: December 26, 2014, 11:23:25 PM »
.
holy shit... I'm dying here help
15742
« on: December 26, 2014, 11:21:21 PM »
Do something worthwhile.
Worthy.
WORTHIEST!
OVERWORTH
WORTHMASTER GENERAL
*mortal kombat announcer*
WORTHY HIM
WORTH SPEED TEN
Spoiler SET PHASERS TO PUN
wut
spaceballs I assume 'worth speed ten' would look that silly.
15743
« on: December 26, 2014, 10:51:23 PM »
Do something worthwhile.
Worthy.
WORTHIEST!
OVERWORTH
WORTHMASTER GENERAL
*mortal kombat announcer*
WORTHY HIM
WORTH SPEED TEN
Spoiler SET PHASERS TO PUN
15744
« on: December 26, 2014, 10:40:01 PM »
I finished studying and now I'm looking for work. Where do I stand?
You're looking for work, that's actually doing something.
Plus I have a lot of other activities, I'm at core an artist, poet and writer. So I'm all good. Good.
15745
« on: December 26, 2014, 10:37:51 PM »
I finished studying and now I'm looking for work. Where do I stand?
15746
« on: December 26, 2014, 10:36:19 PM »
My absolute central philosophy is that life is art.
15747
« on: December 26, 2014, 10:30:24 PM »
15748
« on: December 26, 2014, 10:29:16 PM »
Do something worthwhile.
Worthy.
WORTHIEST!
OVERWORTH
WORTHMASTER GENERAL
*mortal kombat announcer* WORTHY HIM
15749
« on: December 26, 2014, 10:18:47 PM »
Do something worthwhile.
Worthy.
WORTHIEST!
OVERWORTH
15750
« on: December 26, 2014, 10:01:46 PM »
Do something worthwhile.
Worthy.
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