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15691
The Flood / Re: I can't tell you what happened, it's not my folt
« on: December 27, 2014, 07:46:25 AM »
Que?
I don't speak anything except the master language, unfortunately. Although I want to learn french.

Are you asking me a question?

15692
The Flood / Re: New Years Resolutions
« on: December 27, 2014, 07:41:47 AM »
Do something worthwhile.
Worthy.

WORTHIEST!
OVERWORTH

WORTHMASTER GENERAL
*mortal kombat announcer*

WORTHY HIM

WORTH SPEED TEN

Spoiler
SET PHASERS TO PUN


wut
spaceballs

I assume 'worth speed ten' would look that silly.

I see.
I don't understand what just went wrong.

I lost the rhythm of the running gag and tripped on myself.
:P


What sharp teeth you have.

I got them from a master craftsman with eight broken legs.
That's pretty cool.

He demanded music made from milk in recompense, I had to travel to the 2364th dimension, whereupon I met a gelatinous prince.
Hahaha, keep talking.

I tripped on the carpet, the stuff being what that dimension is mostly composed of, besides gelatinous milk-music composers, and accidentally sent the prince tumbling off the carpet into another dimension. It goes without saying that his subjects were none to pleased with me, apparently he was on his way to his coronation, so rather than be held accountable and be executed, I did the only other honest thing and grabbed the nearest milk cello and followed the path unexpectedly-exiled royalty. I fell for what must have been millennia squeezed into microseconds, which were in turn folded into intricate origami animals of varying fictitiousness, through countless dimensions and planes of every shape, colour, taste, feel, sound, smell, and various other senses which don't exist in our dimension. Shall I continue?
Get to the part where we bang, I already know this story :D

Eventually or soon; I know not which, I fell out of a dimensional hiatus in a forest. It was thence I came upon a talking fox named Elegiac. When I asked him where I was he responded with "Ayy bby" and suffice it to say, we banged.
Soon :D



Come for me bby.
After new years.


O bby
Easy tiger, we've gotta make friends first.


What is that on the dinosaur-aliens back?

A juvenile blue bear.
That's beautiful man

He was born in a nutshell, adrift in a maelstrom. Doomed to die and saved by pirates.
No, he was born in a void, thrust into violence, and crowned by theft.

Well, he did steal that sweater.
cute

It was for a noble cause.
I'm sure

The Clothes for Bears charity.
Let's hope that the clothes make it to those who really need them.

Like arboreal apex predators.

100th post motherfuckers!




umad
No, but... I thought you'd hung up.

I'll never hang up on you, bby.
Never ever?

A bear god never makes a promise he can't keep, and I'm a bear god making you a promise.
We'll see

15693
The Flood / I can't tell you what happened, it's not my folt
« on: December 27, 2014, 07:39:59 AM »
*speaking to another person*

but my friend eddy just moved out, there's this room, yar know

Spoiler
I'm sorry, one of those new york movies is playing in the background as I sit here

juurst beecaus you subscribed to surm liberal atheeism

lol

15694
The Flood / Re: New Years Resolutions
« on: December 27, 2014, 07:15:10 AM »
Do something worthwhile.
Worthy.

WORTHIEST!
OVERWORTH

WORTHMASTER GENERAL
*mortal kombat announcer*

WORTHY HIM

WORTH SPEED TEN

Spoiler
SET PHASERS TO PUN


wut
spaceballs

I assume 'worth speed ten' would look that silly.

I see.
I don't understand what just went wrong.

I lost the rhythm of the running gag and tripped on myself.
:P


What sharp teeth you have.

I got them from a master craftsman with eight broken legs.
That's pretty cool.

He demanded music made from milk in recompense, I had to travel to the 2364th dimension, whereupon I met a gelatinous prince.
Hahaha, keep talking.

I tripped on the carpet, the stuff being what that dimension is mostly composed of, besides gelatinous milk-music composers, and accidentally sent the prince tumbling off the carpet into another dimension. It goes without saying that his subjects were none to pleased with me, apparently he was on his way to his coronation, so rather than be held accountable and be executed, I did the only other honest thing and grabbed the nearest milk cello and followed the path unexpectedly-exiled royalty. I fell for what must have been millennia squeezed into microseconds, which were in turn folded into intricate origami animals of varying fictitiousness, through countless dimensions and planes of every shape, colour, taste, feel, sound, smell, and various other senses which don't exist in our dimension. Shall I continue?
Get to the part where we bang, I already know this story :D

Eventually or soon; I know not which, I fell out of a dimensional hiatus in a forest. It was thence I came upon a talking fox named Elegiac. When I asked him where I was he responded with "Ayy bby" and suffice it to say, we banged.
Soon :D



Come for me bby.
After new years.


O bby
Easy tiger, we've gotta make friends first.


What is that on the dinosaur-aliens back?

A juvenile blue bear.
That's beautiful man

He was born in a nutshell, adrift in a maelstrom. Doomed to die and saved by pirates.
No, he was born in a void, thrust into violence, and crowned by theft.

Well, he did steal that sweater.
cute

It was for a noble cause.
I'm sure

The Clothes for Bears charity.
Let's hope that the clothes make it to those who really need them.

Like arboreal apex predators.

100th post motherfuckers!




umad
No, but... I thought you'd hung up.

I'll never hang up on you, bby.
Never ever?

15695
The Flood / Re: New Years Resolutions
« on: December 27, 2014, 07:09:29 AM »
Do something worthwhile.
Worthy.

WORTHIEST!
OVERWORTH

WORTHMASTER GENERAL
*mortal kombat announcer*

WORTHY HIM

WORTH SPEED TEN

Spoiler
SET PHASERS TO PUN


wut
spaceballs

I assume 'worth speed ten' would look that silly.

I see.
I don't understand what just went wrong.

I lost the rhythm of the running gag and tripped on myself.
:P


What sharp teeth you have.

I got them from a master craftsman with eight broken legs.
That's pretty cool.

He demanded music made from milk in recompense, I had to travel to the 2364th dimension, whereupon I met a gelatinous prince.
Hahaha, keep talking.

I tripped on the carpet, the stuff being what that dimension is mostly composed of, besides gelatinous milk-music composers, and accidentally sent the prince tumbling off the carpet into another dimension. It goes without saying that his subjects were none to pleased with me, apparently he was on his way to his coronation, so rather than be held accountable and be executed, I did the only other honest thing and grabbed the nearest milk cello and followed the path unexpectedly-exiled royalty. I fell for what must have been millennia squeezed into microseconds, which were in turn folded into intricate origami animals of varying fictitiousness, through countless dimensions and planes of every shape, colour, taste, feel, sound, smell, and various other senses which don't exist in our dimension. Shall I continue?
Get to the part where we bang, I already know this story :D

Eventually or soon; I know not which, I fell out of a dimensional hiatus in a forest. It was thence I came upon a talking fox named Elegiac. When I asked him where I was he responded with "Ayy bby" and suffice it to say, we banged.
Soon :D



Come for me bby.
After new years.


O bby
Easy tiger, we've gotta make friends first.


What is that on the dinosaur-aliens back?

A juvenile blue bear.
That's beautiful man

He was born in a nutshell, adrift in a maelstrom. Doomed to die and saved by pirates.
No, he was born in a void, thrust into violence, and crowned by theft.

Well, he did steal that sweater.
cute

It was for a noble cause.
I'm sure

The Clothes for Bears charity.
Let's hope that the clothes make it to those who really need them.

Like arboreal apex predators.

100th post motherfuckers!




umad
No, but... I thought you'd hung up.

15696
The Flood / Re: New Years Resolutions
« on: December 27, 2014, 07:07:40 AM »
Do something worthwhile.
Worthy.

WORTHIEST!
OVERWORTH

WORTHMASTER GENERAL
*mortal kombat announcer*

WORTHY HIM

WORTH SPEED TEN

Spoiler
SET PHASERS TO PUN


wut
spaceballs

I assume 'worth speed ten' would look that silly.

I see.
I don't understand what just went wrong.

I lost the rhythm of the running gag and tripped on myself.
:P


What sharp teeth you have.

I got them from a master craftsman with eight broken legs.
That's pretty cool.

He demanded music made from milk in recompense, I had to travel to the 2364th dimension, whereupon I met a gelatinous prince.
Hahaha, keep talking.

I tripped on the carpet, the stuff being what that dimension is mostly composed of, besides gelatinous milk-music composers, and accidentally sent the prince tumbling off the carpet into another dimension. It goes without saying that his subjects were none to pleased with me, apparently he was on his way to his coronation, so rather than be held accountable and be executed, I did the only other honest thing and grabbed the nearest milk cello and followed the path unexpectedly-exiled royalty. I fell for what must have been millennia squeezed into microseconds, which were in turn folded into intricate origami animals of varying fictitiousness, through countless dimensions and planes of every shape, colour, taste, feel, sound, smell, and various other senses which don't exist in our dimension. Shall I continue?
Get to the part where we bang, I already know this story :D

Eventually or soon; I know not which, I fell out of a dimensional hiatus in a forest. It was thence I came upon a talking fox named Elegiac. When I asked him where I was he responded with "Ayy bby" and suffice it to say, we banged.
Soon :D



Come for me bby.
After new years.


O bby
Easy tiger, we've gotta make friends first.


What is that on the dinosaur-aliens back?

A juvenile blue bear.
That's beautiful man

He was born in a nutshell, adrift in a maelstrom. Doomed to die and saved by pirates.
No, he was born in a void, thrust into violence, and crowned by theft.

Well, he did steal that sweater.
cute

It was for a noble cause.
I'm sure

The Clothes for Bears charity.
Let's hope that the clothes make it to those who really need them.

Like arboreal apex predators.

100th post motherfuckers!



15697
The Flood / Re: When you see it. . .
« on: December 27, 2014, 06:55:29 AM »
Haha

15698
The Flood / Re: I just got it
« on: December 27, 2014, 06:46:08 AM »
I actually thought it was meta until I saw them both post at the same time.

15699
The Flood / Re: I'm Curious
« on: December 27, 2014, 06:44:47 AM »
You people should unban our booty warrior. Whoever banned him clearly has a botched lobotomy and poops their pants.
No.
Yes. I prefer his posts than seeing the massive amount of weeabo gifs.
Tough shit.


Shouldn't you be watching your anime for the plot?


rekt

15701
The Flood / Re: New Years Resolutions
« on: December 27, 2014, 06:35:06 AM »
Do something worthwhile.
Worthy.

WORTHIEST!
OVERWORTH

WORTHMASTER GENERAL
*mortal kombat announcer*

WORTHY HIM

WORTH SPEED TEN

Spoiler
SET PHASERS TO PUN


wut
spaceballs

I assume 'worth speed ten' would look that silly.

I see.
I don't understand what just went wrong.

I lost the rhythm of the running gag and tripped on myself.
:P


What sharp teeth you have.

I got them from a master craftsman with eight broken legs.
That's pretty cool.

He demanded music made from milk in recompense, I had to travel to the 2364th dimension, whereupon I met a gelatinous prince.
Hahaha, keep talking.

I tripped on the carpet, the stuff being what that dimension is mostly composed of, besides gelatinous milk-music composers, and accidentally sent the prince tumbling off the carpet into another dimension. It goes without saying that his subjects were none to pleased with me, apparently he was on his way to his coronation, so rather than be held accountable and be executed, I did the only other honest thing and grabbed the nearest milk cello and followed the path unexpectedly-exiled royalty. I fell for what must have been millennia squeezed into microseconds, which were in turn folded into intricate origami animals of varying fictitiousness, through countless dimensions and planes of every shape, colour, taste, feel, sound, smell, and various other senses which don't exist in our dimension. Shall I continue?
Get to the part where we bang, I already know this story :D

Eventually or soon; I know not which, I fell out of a dimensional hiatus in a forest. It was thence I came upon a talking fox named Elegiac. When I asked him where I was he responded with "Ayy bby" and suffice it to say, we banged.
Soon :D



Come for me bby.
After new years.


O bby
Easy tiger, we've gotta make friends first.


What is that on the dinosaur-aliens back?

A juvenile blue bear.
That's beautiful man

He was born in a nutshell, adrift in a maelstrom. Doomed to die and saved by pirates.
No, he was born in a void, thrust into violence, and crowned by theft.

Well, he did steal that sweater.
cute

It was for a noble cause.
I'm sure

The Clothes for Bears charity.
Let's hope that the clothes make it to those who really need them.

15702
The Flood / Re: New Years Resolutions
« on: December 27, 2014, 06:24:10 AM »
Do something worthwhile.
Worthy.

WORTHIEST!
OVERWORTH

WORTHMASTER GENERAL
*mortal kombat announcer*

WORTHY HIM

WORTH SPEED TEN

Spoiler
SET PHASERS TO PUN


wut
spaceballs

I assume 'worth speed ten' would look that silly.

I see.
I don't understand what just went wrong.

I lost the rhythm of the running gag and tripped on myself.
:P


What sharp teeth you have.

I got them from a master craftsman with eight broken legs.
That's pretty cool.

He demanded music made from milk in recompense, I had to travel to the 2364th dimension, whereupon I met a gelatinous prince.
Hahaha, keep talking.

I tripped on the carpet, the stuff being what that dimension is mostly composed of, besides gelatinous milk-music composers, and accidentally sent the prince tumbling off the carpet into another dimension. It goes without saying that his subjects were none to pleased with me, apparently he was on his way to his coronation, so rather than be held accountable and be executed, I did the only other honest thing and grabbed the nearest milk cello and followed the path unexpectedly-exiled royalty. I fell for what must have been millennia squeezed into microseconds, which were in turn folded into intricate origami animals of varying fictitiousness, through countless dimensions and planes of every shape, colour, taste, feel, sound, smell, and various other senses which don't exist in our dimension. Shall I continue?
Get to the part where we bang, I already know this story :D

Eventually or soon; I know not which, I fell out of a dimensional hiatus in a forest. It was thence I came upon a talking fox named Elegiac. When I asked him where I was he responded with "Ayy bby" and suffice it to say, we banged.
Soon :D



Come for me bby.
After new years.


O bby
Easy tiger, we've gotta make friends first.


What is that on the dinosaur-aliens back?

A juvenile blue bear.
That's beautiful man

He was born in a nutshell, adrift in a maelstrom. Doomed to die and saved by pirates.
No, he was born in a void, thrust into violence, and crowned by theft.

Well, he did steal that sweater.
cute

It was for a noble cause.
I'm sure

15703
The Flood / Re: New Years Resolutions
« on: December 27, 2014, 04:46:10 AM »
Do something worthwhile.
Worthy.

WORTHIEST!
OVERWORTH

WORTHMASTER GENERAL
*mortal kombat announcer*

WORTHY HIM

WORTH SPEED TEN

Spoiler
SET PHASERS TO PUN


wut
spaceballs

I assume 'worth speed ten' would look that silly.

I see.
I don't understand what just went wrong.

I lost the rhythm of the running gag and tripped on myself.
:P


What sharp teeth you have.

I got them from a master craftsman with eight broken legs.
That's pretty cool.

He demanded music made from milk in recompense, I had to travel to the 2364th dimension, whereupon I met a gelatinous prince.
Hahaha, keep talking.

I tripped on the carpet, the stuff being what that dimension is mostly composed of, besides gelatinous milk-music composers, and accidentally sent the prince tumbling off the carpet into another dimension. It goes without saying that his subjects were none to pleased with me, apparently he was on his way to his coronation, so rather than be held accountable and be executed, I did the only other honest thing and grabbed the nearest milk cello and followed the path unexpectedly-exiled royalty. I fell for what must have been millennia squeezed into microseconds, which were in turn folded into intricate origami animals of varying fictitiousness, through countless dimensions and planes of every shape, colour, taste, feel, sound, smell, and various other senses which don't exist in our dimension. Shall I continue?
Get to the part where we bang, I already know this story :D

Eventually or soon; I know not which, I fell out of a dimensional hiatus in a forest. It was thence I came upon a talking fox named Elegiac. When I asked him where I was he responded with "Ayy bby" and suffice it to say, we banged.
Soon :D



Come for me bby.
After new years.


O bby
Easy tiger, we've gotta make friends first.


What is that on the dinosaur-aliens back?

A juvenile blue bear.
That's beautiful man

He was born in a nutshell, adrift in a maelstrom. Doomed to die and saved by pirates.
No, he was born in a void, thrust into violence, and crowned by theft.

Well, he did steal that sweater.
cute

15704
The Flood / Re: New Years Resolutions
« on: December 27, 2014, 04:08:07 AM »
Do something worthwhile.
Worthy.

WORTHIEST!
OVERWORTH

WORTHMASTER GENERAL
*mortal kombat announcer*

WORTHY HIM

WORTH SPEED TEN

Spoiler
SET PHASERS TO PUN


wut
spaceballs

I assume 'worth speed ten' would look that silly.

I see.
I don't understand what just went wrong.

I lost the rhythm of the running gag and tripped on myself.
:P


What sharp teeth you have.

I got them from a master craftsman with eight broken legs.
That's pretty cool.

He demanded music made from milk in recompense, I had to travel to the 2364th dimension, whereupon I met a gelatinous prince.
Hahaha, keep talking.

I tripped on the carpet, the stuff being what that dimension is mostly composed of, besides gelatinous milk-music composers, and accidentally sent the prince tumbling off the carpet into another dimension. It goes without saying that his subjects were none to pleased with me, apparently he was on his way to his coronation, so rather than be held accountable and be executed, I did the only other honest thing and grabbed the nearest milk cello and followed the path unexpectedly-exiled royalty. I fell for what must have been millennia squeezed into microseconds, which were in turn folded into intricate origami animals of varying fictitiousness, through countless dimensions and planes of every shape, colour, taste, feel, sound, smell, and various other senses which don't exist in our dimension. Shall I continue?
Get to the part where we bang, I already know this story :D

Eventually or soon; I know not which, I fell out of a dimensional hiatus in a forest. It was thence I came upon a talking fox named Elegiac. When I asked him where I was he responded with "Ayy bby" and suffice it to say, we banged.
Soon :D



Come for me bby.
After new years.


O bby
Easy tiger, we've gotta make friends first.


What is that on the dinosaur-aliens back?

A juvenile blue bear.
That's beautiful man

He was born in a nutshell, adrift in a maelstrom. Doomed to die and saved by pirates.
No, he was born in a void, thrust into violence, and crowned by theft.

15705
The Flood / Re: New Years Resolutions
« on: December 27, 2014, 04:02:57 AM »
Do something worthwhile.
Worthy.

WORTHIEST!
OVERWORTH

WORTHMASTER GENERAL
*mortal kombat announcer*

WORTHY HIM

WORTH SPEED TEN

Spoiler
SET PHASERS TO PUN


wut
spaceballs

I assume 'worth speed ten' would look that silly.

I see.
I don't understand what just went wrong.

I lost the rhythm of the running gag and tripped on myself.
:P


What sharp teeth you have.

I got them from a master craftsman with eight broken legs.
That's pretty cool.

He demanded music made from milk in recompense, I had to travel to the 2364th dimension, whereupon I met a gelatinous prince.
Hahaha, keep talking.

I tripped on the carpet, the stuff being what that dimension is mostly composed of, besides gelatinous milk-music composers, and accidentally sent the prince tumbling off the carpet into another dimension. It goes without saying that his subjects were none to pleased with me, apparently he was on his way to his coronation, so rather than be held accountable and be executed, I did the only other honest thing and grabbed the nearest milk cello and followed the path unexpectedly-exiled royalty. I fell for what must have been millennia squeezed into microseconds, which were in turn folded into intricate origami animals of varying fictitiousness, through countless dimensions and planes of every shape, colour, taste, feel, sound, smell, and various other senses which don't exist in our dimension. Shall I continue?
Get to the part where we bang, I already know this story :D

Eventually or soon; I know not which, I fell out of a dimensional hiatus in a forest. It was thence I came upon a talking fox named Elegiac. When I asked him where I was he responded with "Ayy bby" and suffice it to say, we banged.
Soon :D



Come for me bby.
After new years.


O bby
Easy tiger, we've gotta make friends first.


What is that on the dinosaur-aliens back?

A juvenile blue bear.
That's beautiful man

15706
The Flood / Re: New Years Resolutions
« on: December 27, 2014, 04:01:38 AM »
Time to work out again aww Yeee
Spoiler
YouTube
>Virginia
opinion discarded
hahaha

all of the super sand is too coarse

15707
The Flood / Re: Daily reminder, if you ONLY listen to individual tracks,
« on: December 27, 2014, 03:45:54 AM »
'mostly'... I agree

15708
The Flood / Re: New Years Resolutions
« on: December 27, 2014, 03:41:33 AM »
Time to work out again aww Yeee
Spoiler
YouTube

15709
The Flood / Re: Operation: Take Naru's hand
« on: December 27, 2014, 03:38:23 AM »
Naru's hand is exactly where I want it to be.
Mmhm, hahaha

15710
The Flood / Re: Post literally perfect women
« on: December 27, 2014, 03:14:12 AM »

15711
The Flood / Re: New Years Resolutions
« on: December 27, 2014, 03:02:09 AM »
Read more.
What sorta thing?
https://www.goodreads.com/shelf/show/classics

basically everything there
Impressive, but if you read too much you'll never come out with anything original of your own, in my humble opinion. I read classics when they turn up, or it takes my fancy.

I'll give you my recommended authors for the hell of it:

Jeff VanderMeer
Jack Vance
Barrington J Bayley
Michael Moorcock

They're not the best (apart from VanderMeer who I consider truthfully to be one of the best extant authors) but they inspire me, and that's what's important. Try to read things which inspire and instruct you.

15712
The Flood / Re: Post literally perfect women
« on: December 27, 2014, 02:53:36 AM »

15713
The Flood / Re: New Years Resolutions
« on: December 27, 2014, 02:49:32 AM »
Do something worthwhile.
Worthy.

WORTHIEST!
OVERWORTH

WORTHMASTER GENERAL
*mortal kombat announcer*

WORTHY HIM

WORTH SPEED TEN

Spoiler
SET PHASERS TO PUN


wut
spaceballs

I assume 'worth speed ten' would look that silly.

I see.
I don't understand what just went wrong.

I lost the rhythm of the running gag and tripped on myself.
:P


What sharp teeth you have.

I got them from a master craftsman with eight broken legs.
That's pretty cool.

He demanded music made from milk in recompense, I had to travel to the 2364th dimension, whereupon I met a gelatinous prince.
Hahaha, keep talking.

I tripped on the carpet, the stuff being what that dimension is mostly composed of, besides gelatinous milk-music composers, and accidentally sent the prince tumbling off the carpet into another dimension. It goes without saying that his subjects were none to pleased with me, apparently he was on his way to his coronation, so rather than be held accountable and be executed, I did the only other honest thing and grabbed the nearest milk cello and followed the path unexpectedly-exiled royalty. I fell for what must have been millennia squeezed into microseconds, which were in turn folded into intricate origami animals of varying fictitiousness, through countless dimensions and planes of every shape, colour, taste, feel, sound, smell, and various other senses which don't exist in our dimension. Shall I continue?
Get to the part where we bang, I already know this story :D

Eventually or soon; I know not which, I fell out of a dimensional hiatus in a forest. It was thence I came upon a talking fox named Elegiac. When I asked him where I was he responded with "Ayy bby" and suffice it to say, we banged.
Soon :D



Come for me bby.
After new years.


O bby
Easy tiger, we've gotta make friends first.


What is that on the dinosaur-aliens back?

15714
The Flood / Re: New Years Resolutions
« on: December 27, 2014, 02:48:41 AM »

15715
The Flood / Re: Operation: Take Naru's hand
« on: December 27, 2014, 02:47:47 AM »
Okay, what is this?
Should I have made another 'Korra craves the booty thread?' Let the boys take care of each other.

15716
The Flood / Re: New Years Resolutions
« on: December 27, 2014, 02:46:07 AM »
Do something worthwhile.
Worthy.

WORTHIEST!
OVERWORTH

WORTHMASTER GENERAL
*mortal kombat announcer*

WORTHY HIM

WORTH SPEED TEN

Spoiler
SET PHASERS TO PUN


wut
spaceballs

I assume 'worth speed ten' would look that silly.

I see.
I don't understand what just went wrong.

I lost the rhythm of the running gag and tripped on myself.
:P


What sharp teeth you have.

I got them from a master craftsman with eight broken legs.
That's pretty cool.

He demanded music made from milk in recompense, I had to travel to the 2364th dimension, whereupon I met a gelatinous prince.
Hahaha, keep talking.

I tripped on the carpet, the stuff being what that dimension is mostly composed of, besides gelatinous milk-music composers, and accidentally sent the prince tumbling off the carpet into another dimension. It goes without saying that his subjects were none to pleased with me, apparently he was on his way to his coronation, so rather than be held accountable and be executed, I did the only other honest thing and grabbed the nearest milk cello and followed the path unexpectedly-exiled royalty. I fell for what must have been millennia squeezed into microseconds, which were in turn folded into intricate origami animals of varying fictitiousness, through countless dimensions and planes of every shape, colour, taste, feel, sound, smell, and various other senses which don't exist in our dimension. Shall I continue?
Get to the part where we bang, I already know this story :D

Eventually or soon; I know not which, I fell out of a dimensional hiatus in a forest. It was thence I came upon a talking fox named Elegiac. When I asked him where I was he responded with "Ayy bby" and suffice it to say, we banged.
Soon :D



Come for me bby.
After new years.


O bby
Easy tiger, we've gotta make friends first.

15717
The Flood / Re: Operation: Take Naru's hand
« on: December 27, 2014, 02:45:13 AM »
No, whyyy
you've been showin' off that thigh for a while now

it's pay day
Kiyo has been doing it more.
I think that's why she switched avatars: so I couldn't click view image and sneak a quick perv when I was feeling unstimulated. No pants on her I've decided.

I admit I do wonder how hot she is irl. But with the mouth on her, she's come too far to show herself if she ranks below me. Anyway, less talk, more hand, Casper first.

15718
The Flood / Re: Operation: Take Naru's hand
« on: December 27, 2014, 02:05:49 AM »
No, whyyy
you've been showin' off that thigh for a while now

it's pay day

15719
The Flood / Re: Finally, human-pizza marriages were legalised.
« on: December 27, 2014, 02:00:50 AM »
Self-consciousness and imagination, you burks.

I don't want to cause unnecessary pain.

Anyway, we used to have enough food to feed everyone, everywhere, even if we weren't. I don't think that we do anymore; twisting and exploiting living creatures, or emptying the oceans, won't carry us forward. As I said: waitin' on those factory burgers.
Not the natives starving in the brush, they never really had much food.

So, kill people. Problem solved, everyone's happy.
I used to argue on the internet :)

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