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The Flood / Re: The banners got smaller.
« on: January 20, 2015, 02:46:39 PM »

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The Flood / Re: The banners got smaller.
« on: January 20, 2015, 02:45:46 PM »
No it's just an experimental bi-neural sine wave we implemented that is beamed into your hearing subtly to influence hallucinations, depolarized induced suppression of inhibition, and occasional ophthalmic migraines while you browse.
Are you suggesting I have a preference for smaller banners?
Is that what your subconscious is telling you?
My subconscious is telling me to quote and reply.

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The Flood / Re: The banners got smaller.
« on: January 20, 2015, 02:40:40 PM »
No it's just an experimental bi-neural sine wave we implemented that is beamed into your hearing subtly to influence hallucinations, depolarized induced suppression of inhibition, and occasional ophthalmic migraines while you browse.
Are you suggesting I have a preference for smaller banners?

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The Flood / Re: The banners got smaller.
« on: January 20, 2015, 02:39:52 PM »

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The Flood / Re: The banners got smaller.
« on: January 20, 2015, 02:39:35 PM »
What if the banner didn't shrink, but your screen did
Nope, just measured it with my tongue and it's still seven tongues wide and four tongues tall

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The Flood / Re: I sexually identify as a meme
« on: January 20, 2015, 02:37:25 PM »
instructions weren't clear enough, I really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like

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The Flood / The banners got smaller.
« on: January 20, 2015, 02:30:43 PM »
I notice these things.

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The Flood / Re: What's one thing that all women are?
« on: January 20, 2015, 02:19:07 PM »
leave dustin alone


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The Flood / Re: My throat is dry for a stupid reason
« on: January 20, 2015, 01:39:16 PM »
Textbook definition of a mouth breather.

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The Flood / Re: LEMON YOU MAN THIEVING WHORE
« on: January 20, 2015, 01:30:45 PM »
I wanna be in one of these locked Verbatim threads.

Look upon my post. Remember me.

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The Flood / Re: Defence with a C
« on: January 20, 2015, 01:27:39 PM »
Your bait isn't very good today
I don't troll. I state things.

I noticed it when I was writing 'defence' in the other thread.

Me... trolling? Lol. I'm Elegiac. I don't have to troll to collect a following of buttmads.

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The Flood / Defence with a C
« on: January 20, 2015, 01:22:38 PM »
Do americans really spell 'defence' with an s? How didn't I notice that before? Sorry, but that's too much. Taking the 'u' out of words sort of makes sense, even if it's ugly. But defense?

"Uhhhhh, duh c makin' a sss noise, so puttin' an s dere. Duhhhhhhh."

I imagine that's how it came about. And the guy was riding a negro, riding a horse, on a paddle steamer with a stalk of wheat between his teeth. Now that I think about it you guys are responsible for the descent of the english language into a collection of acronyms as well, imho, lmao goml.


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The Flood / Re: How do you feel about septagon users who stalk FB?
« on: January 20, 2015, 01:10:53 PM »
Oh yeah, these allegations. In his defence, when I asked him, he said: "Why would I?"

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The Flood / Re: How do I post dank memes?
« on: January 20, 2015, 01:06:17 PM »
Post about verbatim, he's a meme

Verbatim is a really cool guy and I respect him. I'd never post anything bad about him because I'd be:
-Wrong
-Breaking the rules

Did I do it right?
You'd do better to combine them. Something like:

-It is against the rules to be wrong about Verbatim

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The Flood / Re: Tuesday
« on: January 20, 2015, 01:01:44 PM »
*Trusday
I thought that as I wrote the title.

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The Flood / Tuesday
« on: January 20, 2015, 12:59:20 PM »
Interrogator: The fanaarcensittii. You said he had fallen from a great height. Did
anything you saw in the memory bulbs support that idea?

Finch: Instinct. I didn't trust what I saw.

I: Why not?

F: Because I haven't felt the same since I ate them. Because they were
scenes out of a nightmare. I don't know.

I: There's one strange thing in all of this.

F: Just one?

I: A mention of a fortress. In a desert. Do you know the name of this
place?

F: No.

I: I think you do.

F: I don't even know if it was real or not.

I: Is this real?

[screams]

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The Flood / Re: Mad Cow Disease will end the world
« on: January 20, 2015, 11:59:15 AM »
Swine Flu
Bird Flu

I respect your hella 90s choice though

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The Flood / Re: I made a secret message
« on: January 20, 2015, 11:41:45 AM »

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The Flood / Re: How have your bowel movements been?
« on: January 20, 2015, 11:19:59 AM »
Decent.

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The Flood / Re: Are you allowed to reuse condoms?
« on: January 20, 2015, 10:52:29 AM »
Use two plastic bags. Double bag your dick. It'll be a little awkward, uncomfortable and scrunchy, but hell, at least you'll be able to say you've done it.

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The Flood / Re: Neurofunk
« on: January 20, 2015, 10:49:30 AM »
I'll check it out later. I enjoy most things that claim to be funk.

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The Flood / Re: What are your favorite earbud headphones?
« on: January 20, 2015, 10:47:48 AM »
sennheiser mx365


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The Flood / Re: So I watched "Thomas and the Magic Railroad" again...
« on: January 20, 2015, 10:35:29 AM »
He's coming for that booty
Saying what we all thought straight away.

I don't know how to feel about that.

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The Flood / Re: I made a secret message
« on: January 20, 2015, 10:33:16 AM »
What. Do the rest of us get for reading it?

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The Flood / Re: R8 MY OUTFIT
« on: January 20, 2015, 10:28:51 AM »
Understated. Good colours. Smart casual. That's one of my three styles. Approved.

Also reminds me that I need new button front shirts.

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The Flood / Re: When they give you things, ask yourself why.
« on: January 20, 2015, 08:46:35 AM »
What's this from?
Probably some game I'll beat Elegiac in.
It's the book with a soundtrack he posted about yesterday.
It's still the same day for me, trippy :P

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The Flood / Re: When they give you things, ask yourself why.
« on: January 20, 2015, 08:43:59 AM »
What's this from?
Probably some game I'll beat Elegiac in.
You plan to beat me at literacy? Dude, I actually encourage you to try. Nobody loses the literacy game.

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The Flood / Re: When they give you things, ask yourself why.
« on: January 20, 2015, 08:41:51 AM »
What's this from?
Follow the clues :)
Oh, I didn't see the link.
It's the opening to the book I got today.

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The Flood / Re: When they give you things, ask yourself why.
« on: January 20, 2015, 08:39:42 AM »
What's this from?
Follow the clues :)

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The Flood / Re: What about Elegiac?
« on: January 20, 2015, 08:37:01 AM »

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