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12691
« on: January 29, 2015, 08:24:14 AM »
Put the cookies in the bag...and no one gets called a noodle >:3
Are you threatening me?
...please?
cookies bag My stipulation is that you put them in the bag yourself.
12692
« on: January 29, 2015, 08:16:52 AM »
Its like nutella and crumpets.
But that... makes sense.
So does chocolate and orange.
Not really.
12693
« on: January 29, 2015, 08:16:02 AM »
Put the cookies in the bag...and no one gets called a noodle >:3
Are you threatening me?
12694
« on: January 29, 2015, 08:13:34 AM »
Whats wrong with his eyes? :s
They're evil.
12695
« on: January 29, 2015, 08:08:32 AM »
Whats wrong with his eyes? :s
They're evil.
12696
« on: January 29, 2015, 08:04:47 AM »
You can go fuck yourself for $1.00
You're offering me a dollar to masturbate? Is that right?
oh yeah baby
You know what? I'm not a bastard, I'll do it pro bono.
12697
« on: January 29, 2015, 07:57:52 AM »
You leave and we'll make a gigantic bronze statue in your honor.
I'll need to see some concept art, and I'll need to be involved in the design process. I will approve the final design. In terms of massiveness, I would require it to inhabit its own permanent forum here along with News, Serious, Gaming, ect.
A moderation staff picked by me would regulate the Devotional Thread below the statue to prevent any heresy from occurring. Finally, once a year, one user must be sacrificed to the statue, then I will descend from a laser beam fired out of the statues eyes and interact with the forums for the duration of the day.
Those are my terms.
We'll clone Cheat and sacrifice his clones each year.
The head is looking up, that's no good. The beam will fire me into the ceiling.
How about this one?
Better, but again, the head is wrong. This one will fire me into the wall. I need to ride the laser directly down into a thread. And I need to be facing forwards. Sorta gazing down upon the sep7agon.
How does one gaze upon Sep7agon itself?
With great difficulty, but it's not my job to figure out the technicalities. I just review proposals.
Goddammit Elegiac.
It's okay, I like your pluck. Take as long as you need to figure it out.
12698
« on: January 29, 2015, 07:57:04 AM »
You can go fuck yourself for $1.00
You're offering me a dollar to masturbate? Is that right?
12699
« on: January 29, 2015, 07:56:15 AM »
You leave and we'll make a gigantic bronze statue in your honor.
I'll need to see some concept art, and I'll need to be involved in the design process. I will approve the final design. In terms of massiveness, I would require it to inhabit its own permanent forum here along with News, Serious, Gaming, ect.
A moderation staff picked by me would regulate the Devotional Thread below the statue to prevent any heresy from occurring. Finally, once a year, one user must be sacrificed to the statue, then I will descend from a laser beam fired out of the statues eyes and interact with the forums for the duration of the day.
Those are my terms.
We'll clone Cheat and sacrifice his clones each year.
The head is looking up, that's no good. The beam will fire me into the ceiling.
How about this one?
Better, but again, the head is wrong. This one will fire me into the wall. I need to ride the laser directly down into a thread. And I need to be facing forwards. Sorta gazing down upon the sep7agon.
How does one gaze upon Sep7agon itself?
With great difficulty, but it's not my job to figure out the technicalities. I just review proposals.
12700
« on: January 29, 2015, 07:49:29 AM »
You leave and we'll make a gigantic bronze statue in your honor.
I'll need to see some concept art, and I'll need to be involved in the design process. I will approve the final design. In terms of massiveness, I would require it to inhabit its own permanent forum here along with News, Serious, Gaming, ect.
A moderation staff picked by me would regulate the Devotional Thread below the statue to prevent any heresy from occurring. Finally, once a year, one user must be sacrificed to the statue, then I will descend from a laser beam fired out of the statues eyes and interact with the forums for the duration of the day.
Those are my terms.
We'll clone Cheat and sacrifice his clones each year.
The head is looking up, that's no good. The beam will fire me into the ceiling.
How about this one?
Better, but again, the head is wrong. This one will fire me into the wall. I need to ride the laser directly down into a thread. And I need to be facing forwards. Sorta gazing down upon the sep7agon.
12701
« on: January 29, 2015, 07:40:04 AM »
You leave and we'll make a gigantic bronze statue in your honor.
I'll need to see some concept art, and I'll need to be involved in the design process. I will approve the final design. In terms of massiveness, I would require it to inhabit its own permanent forum here along with News, Serious, Gaming, ect.
A moderation staff picked by me would regulate the Devotional Thread below the statue to prevent any heresy from occurring. Finally, once a year, one user must be sacrificed to the statue, then I will descend from a laser beam fired out of the statues eyes and interact with the forums for the duration of the day.
Those are my terms.
We'll clone Cheat and sacrifice his clones each year.
The head is looking up, that's no good. The beam will fire me into the ceiling.
12702
« on: January 29, 2015, 07:33:20 AM »
You leave and we'll make a gigantic bronze statue in your honor.
I'll need to see some concept art, and I'll need to be involved in the design process. I will approve the final design. In terms of massiveness, I would require it to inhabit its own permanent forum here along with News, Serious, Gaming, ect. A moderation staff picked by me would regulate the Devotional Thread below the statue to prevent any heresy from occurring. Finally, once a year, one user must be sacrificed to the statue, then I will descend from a laser beam fired out of the statues eyes and interact with the forums for the duration of the day. Those are my terms.
12703
« on: January 29, 2015, 07:24:30 AM »
Its like nutella and crumpets.
But that... makes sense.
12704
« on: January 29, 2015, 07:22:59 AM »
Make me an offer, and I will consider it. 
12705
« on: January 29, 2015, 07:12:00 AM »
I hate that I know what you mean.
That shit will curdle in your stomach though.
12706
« on: January 29, 2015, 07:06:07 AM »
I don't know any monotone songs.
I was so excited when I saw a reply...
Sorry to get your hopes up.
12707
« on: January 29, 2015, 06:35:51 AM »
I don't know any monotone songs.
I was so excited when I saw a reply...
12708
« on: January 29, 2015, 06:27:04 AM »
I just wanna blow on my jug 
12709
« on: January 29, 2015, 06:14:13 AM »
Props for not being afraid to let this cat out of the bag in regards to your girl. Some nigs would find this place too awkward to reveal personally.
I wouldn't either. OT: I will return the favour and give my opinion of you in return. My opinion of you is that you are BC's girlfriend.
12710
« on: January 29, 2015, 04:17:16 AM »
Pantheist and Cultist of John Frum
12711
« on: January 29, 2015, 03:53:43 AM »
I can't look at this thread.
12712
« on: January 29, 2015, 03:52:42 AM »
That's racist!
12713
« on: January 29, 2015, 03:42:56 AM »
That's disgusting!
12714
« on: January 29, 2015, 03:40:19 AM »
12715
« on: January 29, 2015, 02:02:48 AM »
What do I look like? A kangaroo?
I found something for you:
12716
« on: January 29, 2015, 01:59:00 AM »
What does it got in its dirty little pocketses?
Why don't you reach down in my pocket and see what it is.
12717
« on: January 29, 2015, 01:34:46 AM »
12718
« on: January 29, 2015, 01:17:40 AM »
How ya doin?
The novelty of the storm has left with it, now it's just humid and shitty and I can't concentrate on anything :/
And yourself?
Fine, it's night time for me right now. Have school in the morning, same old same old.
Do you skip to school, whistling a happy tune, with an apple and a cheese sandwich in a paper bag?
Maybe...
But no lol, I do walk to school though. My high school is only a couple blocks away from where I live, so it's pretty convenient.
Used to be the same deal for me back when I went to school.
12719
« on: January 29, 2015, 01:13:51 AM »
How ya doin?
The novelty of the storm has left with it, now it's just humid and shitty and I can't concentrate on anything :/
And yourself?
Fine, it's night time for me right now. Have school in the morning, same old same old.
Do you skip to school, whistling a happy tune, with an apple and a cheese sandwich in a paper bag?
12720
« on: January 29, 2015, 01:11:55 AM »
Good works, guys.
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