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« on: February 04, 2015, 09:55:46 AM »
I'm only an asshole to people who are assholes.
lolsure
newfish go back where you came from please
Someone is still mad, I see.
Please drop it Digger, I'd rather not see a bunch of threads about this one comment.
Who's more likely to be a butthurt little shit? A couple of spoilt brat teens, or me?
It's like shooting newfish in a barrel. Jim was right, I was the stormrider. Now it's time to ride you guys.
You're the one insulting people.
And Byyyyrne. Who can't make an accurate statement to save his life. Even when he tries so hard that he busts a hernia from trying to unstick his dumb irish head from his ass so he can use the light of day to see clearly.
My threads are swamped my digger and lemon posts. Should I behave myself a little harder and hope that they go away? LOL
At least he acts his age.
Well... yes. As you act yours. I get what you're trying to say. But you'll have to try an awful lot harder to somehow warp reality and make it true.
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« on: February 04, 2015, 09:53:54 AM »
I'm only an asshole to people who are assholes.
lolsure
newfish go back where you came from please
Someone is still mad, I see.
Please drop it Digger, I'd rather not see a bunch of threads about this one comment.
Who's more likely to be a butthurt little shit? A couple of spoilt brat teens, or me?
It's like shooting newfish in a barrel. Jim was right, I was the stormrider. Now it's time to ride you guys.
Well that was incredibly autistic. Why are you so rustled?
I think you may have autism. Nothing you say has any bearing on reality. I'm sitting here smiling. Why don't you make another gore/shock thread? Show us what a regular little guy you are once and for all.
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« on: February 04, 2015, 09:52:17 AM »
I'm only an asshole to people who are assholes.
lolsure
newfish go back where you came from please
Someone is still mad, I see.
Please drop it Digger, I'd rather not see a bunch of threads about this one comment.
Who's more likely to be a butthurt little shit? A couple of spoilt brat teens, or me?
It's like shooting newfish in a barrel. Jim was right, I was the stormrider. Now it's time to ride you guys.
You're the one insulting people.
And Byyyyrne. Who can't make an accurate statement to save his life. Even when he tries so hard that he busts a hernia from trying to unstick his dumb irish head from his ass so he can use the light of day to see clearly. My threads are swamped my digger and lemon posts. Should I behave myself a little harder and hope that they go away? LOL
12274
« on: February 04, 2015, 09:47:33 AM »
I'm only an asshole to people who are assholes.
lolsure
newfish go back where you came from please
Someone is still mad, I see.
Please drop it Digger, I'd rather not see a bunch of threads about this one comment.
Who's more likely to be a butthurt little shit? A couple of spoilt brat teens, or me? It's like shooting newfish in a barrel. Jim was right, I was the stormrider. Now it's time to ride you guys.
12275
« on: February 04, 2015, 09:44:38 AM »
In calculus class. Derivatives.
I don't maths. You are my hero.
12276
« on: February 04, 2015, 09:44:13 AM »
Elegiac I fucked a fox the other day
How was it?
It was great
I was going to kill it but it was laying down and its fur was so pretty that I pounced on it and held it down
Stuff happened
I pried its maw open and started sucking on its tongue
It was all warm and soft
Then I got on top of it, kept its mouth open with my hands and fucked its throat
pictured: afterwards... considering existence
I would love for you to double team it with me
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« on: February 04, 2015, 09:43:46 AM »
needs to be more of these 
12278
« on: February 04, 2015, 09:40:38 AM »
I'm only an asshole to people who are assholes.
lolsure newfish go back where you came from please
12279
« on: February 04, 2015, 09:39:01 AM »
M'kay. Sorry.
Don't cry 
12280
« on: February 04, 2015, 08:16:37 AM »
I'll be playing more Bioshock Infinite today.
I ate a 5 cheese pizza. (I added the fifth cheese myself)
12281
« on: February 04, 2015, 08:12:47 AM »
Are you really a beta?
12282
« on: February 04, 2015, 08:12:15 AM »
Ahem. Like, a whole.. batch?
ayy
ayyyyy 
12283
« on: February 04, 2015, 08:08:40 AM »
Ahem. Like, a whole.. batch?
12284
« on: February 04, 2015, 08:06:53 AM »
Boring old school not being canceled for once.
Ah, boring old school. We used to call it that.
12285
« on: February 04, 2015, 08:06:09 AM »
Elegiac I fucked a fox the other day
How was it?
It was great
I was going to kill it but it was laying down and its fur was so pretty that I pounced on it and held it down
Stuff happened
I pried its maw open and started sucking on its tongue
It was all warm and soft
Then I got on top of it, kept its mouth open with my hands and fucked its throat
pictured: afterwards... considering existence
12286
« on: February 04, 2015, 07:17:53 AM »
Been listening to a guy cover Eurythmics this evening so... muzak thread.
12287
« on: February 04, 2015, 06:52:57 AM »
Elegiac I fucked a fox the other day
How was it?
12288
« on: February 04, 2015, 06:52:41 AM »
Why do you feel the need to share this with us? I feel you've changed over the course of the coming years, beyond the rider of the storms.
The squid never seems resurface, when will another dawn arise?
Uhm, well, I completed the Squid Cycle. You want me to come up with some new little stories? And I'm trying not to shitpost... so I've made this thread where we discuss what we're doing and I've shared what I'm doing.
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« on: February 04, 2015, 01:59:46 AM »
Gonna take a shower in a bit then cry myself to sleep... you know, the usual
That can't be usual.
When life sucks ass and you can't really do anything to fix it at the moment, that's the usual.
You can always pack up and run away.
Its something I've been thinking about doing
Just be careful
I can't promise you that
We'll see
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« on: February 04, 2015, 01:56:28 AM »
Gonna take a shower in a bit then cry myself to sleep... you know, the usual
That can't be usual.
When life sucks ass and you can't really do anything to fix it at the moment, that's the usual.
You can always pack up and run away.
Its something I've been thinking about doing
Just be careful
12291
« on: February 04, 2015, 01:55:37 AM »
I read half of a Kurt Vonnegut novel today.
I've never read him. Any good?
I'm entertained by his writing. I guess he's got a sort of cynical sense of humour, is what I'd call it.
I'm interested.. tell me about the book and stuff.
I've only read a couple of books by him besides the ones I'm reading know, and it's been a couple of years since then.
They're kind of hard to describe as he's sort of whimsical as well. But Slaughterhouse Five is sort of a semibiographical account of the life of a guy called Billy Pilgrim, who becomes unstuck in time during his time as a german POW in WWII. From there it covers various parts of his life from being an eye doctor to being abducted by aliens.
The other book I read was Breakfast of Champions, which is about an abscure Science Fiction author called Kilgore Trout travelling to an arts convention to give a speech. He meets a bunch of people along the way and Vonnegut tells us all about a lot of the characters he meets no matter how insignificant they are to the story. I think his point was that none of us are protagonists in anyone else's story and so we're all going to die at some point. I recall the book being very rambley.
I'd imagine his books could be hard to get into for someone with a decent attention span, but for someone like me with a very short attention span, they're just perfect.
Hmm. Well I'll pick one and give him a try.
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« on: February 04, 2015, 01:40:44 AM »
I read half of a Kurt Vonnegut novel today.
I've never read him. Any good?
I'm entertained by his writing. I guess he's got a sort of cynical sense of humour, is what I'd call it.
I'm interested.. tell me about the book and stuff.
12293
« on: February 04, 2015, 01:38:14 AM »
Gonna take a shower in a bit then cry myself to sleep... you know, the usual
That can't be usual.
12294
« on: February 04, 2015, 01:37:39 AM »
I'll be going to bed shortly.
Time dilation be damned.
Nighty night
12295
« on: February 04, 2015, 01:36:57 AM »
I read half of a Kurt Vonnegut novel today.
I've never read him. Any good?
12296
« on: February 04, 2015, 01:10:43 AM »
I'm off out tonight to see this. *shrugs* I like Annie Lennox. I'm gonna hit the shower now, responses when I return. 
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« on: February 04, 2015, 12:58:44 AM »
Opinion 1: AKA Elegiac threads.
Are you serious? Take a look at some of the shit these kids post.
Anyway, I've come to regard option one and option three as almost the exact same thing in regards to me, and as Sigma said, I don't think I'll be affected by this at all 
I'm very serious. And you are one of those "kids". But hey, you're not as bad as Jim or Zesty.
Pah. How old are you, newfish?
I don't live at home with mommy and daddy anymore. Is that suffice cupcake?
Honeybunch, unless you're chakas or challenger age chances are you're younger than me. Especially since you're acting like a brat, lol Off my dick, you, now, please, thank you. Make Cheat proud.
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« on: February 04, 2015, 12:34:42 AM »
We all good. Although.... Casper posted a dead animal!!!!!
12299
« on: February 04, 2015, 12:25:27 AM »
"Waaah the new people don't like my shitposts"
Merciless... you know, I remember a time when you weren't like this.
Keep crying
My tears flow freely for you. For what you've become.
What I've become? I haven't changed at all.
It's pretty pathetic that you get upset that people on an Internet forum don't like you.
I haven't changed either, so I don't get what has. Stop upsetting me even more, waaaaah 
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« on: February 04, 2015, 12:23:16 AM »
They're peanut butter and jealous
Maybe. Thanks for the compliment anyway 
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