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The Flood / Re: Post the last song that will play at your funeral.
« on: February 05, 2015, 09:53:27 PM »
Simply the best by Tina Turner.
And you could open with Bat Out Of Hell.

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The Flood / Post the last song that will play at your funeral.
« on: February 05, 2015, 09:50:06 PM »
People always talk about wanting their funeral to be a celebration of their lives, or a happy occasion... "I don't want people to feel sad." I'm of the opposite opinion. Life is bad and you should feel bad. It's healthy to embrace the whole emotional spectrum and learn to deal with it. It builds character. I'll video host it and make everyone feel really sentimental and loving and end it relatively abruptly on a poignant note. I wanna make sociopaths tear up >:D

And I'm thinking this will be the last song played, at some point in the proceedings. Nothing is set in stone though. It behooves us to be flexible.

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Do you have any funeral plans?

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Addendum: I do want to go into cryo though. So mayhap it will be more of a farewell than a funeral. I'm not sure if people would cry at a 'going into cryo' event. Hm.

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The Flood / Re: Do you identify as any non-human kin?
« on: February 05, 2015, 08:50:22 PM »
Verbatim identifies as a stapler.

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The Flood / Re: Post your score above
« on: February 05, 2015, 08:45:31 PM »


Real human being
do the fucking bird quiz or our dinner is canceled

I'm still eating fox cock whether you let me or not

: P

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The Flood / Re: Why are there only two gender options for this site?
« on: February 05, 2015, 08:39:58 PM »
I am a meat popsicle

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The Flood / Re: Post your score above
« on: February 05, 2015, 08:34:32 PM »


Real human being
do the fucking bird quiz or our dinner is canceled

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The Flood / Re: Post your score above
« on: February 05, 2015, 08:29:48 PM »
I got: Macaw!

You have a very vibrant and stimulating personality. You're the sort of person people meet and don't forget. Your personality has a very unique combination of both kind and wise. You know how to discern the positive and negative sides of the people in your life, and your wisdom enables you to often correctly see people for who they are.
Your interests very likely lie with the intellectual, philosophical, or mentally stimulating, and you're generally a pleasant figure to others around you, unless you're upset or unhappy. In those cases, you may sullenly withdraw from your daily activities, and make your displeasure coldly known to all.
In general, however, you make a wonderful counselor and your advice is often seriously considered by those you advise. People respect you for your wise, considerate, and thoughtful nature.

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The Flood / Re: Post your score above
« on: February 05, 2015, 08:24:46 PM »
Lame parody.
I have to look at your retarded threads all day, but you don't see me bitching in them. Stop following me, take it elsewhere, or go back where you came from shitbird.

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The Flood / Re: >metal
« on: February 05, 2015, 08:22:31 PM »
Anyone who isn't dead or from another plain of existence would do well to cover their ears, right about... now

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Nothin wrong with Origin
They're Gods

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The Flood / Re: >he bought a dildo to help his child out a coma
« on: February 05, 2015, 08:10:53 PM »
Fuck you

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The Flood / Re: Which would you rather have?
« on: February 05, 2015, 07:52:00 PM »
why not elegiac?


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The Flood / Re: >metal
« on: February 05, 2015, 07:45:42 PM »
Anyone who isn't dead or from another plain of existence would do well to cover their ears, right about... now

YouTube

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The Flood / Re: >he bought a dildo to help his child out a coma
« on: February 05, 2015, 07:38:55 PM »
Your own post? That's all I'm reading here. Source or gtfo.

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The Flood / Re: People born to 43+ year old parents.
« on: February 05, 2015, 05:35:05 PM »
Lol

DNA doesn't go bad with time
Genes don't expire

Sure the parents' bodies start deteriorating but the DNA is still good

In fact, older parents are better because they're more experienced and wiser
False. Genes/DNA/Cells/Whatever deteriorate over time. That's why we age. All that old people have left is feeble old damaged sperm and eggs.
Did you drop out of school?
*See your pal diggers response, lemonypoo :)

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The Flood / Re: Most noteworthy members here?
« on: February 05, 2015, 05:28:42 PM »
Going off, now niggas showing off
Niggas swear they hard but they flowing soft
I'm taking off like boing on a big ass Boeing
Getting head like a coin toss, too easy
Gatsby
yes?
ybstaG

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The Flood / Re: tfw a game you want goes on sale but you don't have money
« on: February 05, 2015, 12:29:18 PM »
tfw made nearly $2000 just last month
tfw student that works part time
tfw bc posts and makes us all look poor
tfw you remember even he tried to get a game for free
tfw feel a little better man
BC's whole cars and money thing makes me sick into my own scorn
why?
I'll show you why when I'm rich. He seems a decent guy on some levels. We'll just leave it here.
lol you're butthurt he's more successful than you
I'd hate to be you.

I'm off to bed now. G' night.

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The Flood / Re: tfw a game you want goes on sale but you don't have money
« on: February 05, 2015, 12:11:14 PM »
tfw made nearly $2000 just last month
tfw student that works part time
tfw bc posts and makes us all look poor
tfw you remember even he tried to get a game for free
tfw feel a little better man
BC's whole cars and money thing makes me sick into my own scorn
why?
I'll show you why when I'm rich. He seems a decent guy on some levels. We'll just leave it here.

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The Flood / Re: tfw a game you want goes on sale but you don't have money
« on: February 05, 2015, 12:07:58 PM »
Oh :)
I don't know if i should feel offended or what
Just go with what comes naturally.

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The Flood / Re: tfw a game you want goes on sale but you don't have money
« on: February 05, 2015, 12:06:34 PM »
tfw made nearly $2000 just last month
tfw student that works part time
tfw bc posts and makes us all look poor
tfw you remember even he tried to get a game for free
tfw feel a little better man
BC's whole cars and money thing makes me sick into my own scorn

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The Flood / Re: tfw a game you want goes on sale but you don't have money
« on: February 05, 2015, 12:03:44 PM »
Oh :)


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The Flood / Re: Prove That You're Not A Fag
« on: February 05, 2015, 12:01:30 PM »
Looks like I'm the only non-fag here.


Is that a character from Xavier: Renegade Angel?
I wouldn't know. I don't know what things are.

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The Flood / Re: Prove That You're Not A Fag
« on: February 05, 2015, 11:57:41 AM »
Looks like I'm the only non-fag here.


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The Flood / Re: So... apparently 2 chainz is a genius...
« on: February 05, 2015, 11:54:28 AM »
I like your avatar. It was my fb profile picture for a time.

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The Flood / Re: So, today is my 18th birthday
« on: February 05, 2015, 11:53:39 AM »
I'm Elegiac

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The Flood / Re: Danke
« on: February 05, 2015, 11:39:47 AM »
undanke

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The Flood / Re: People born to 43+ year old parents.
« on: February 05, 2015, 11:38:24 AM »
Lol

DNA doesn't go bad with time
Genes don't expire

Sure the parents' bodies start deteriorating but the DNA is still good

In fact, older parents are better because they're more experienced and wiser
False. Genes/DNA/Cells/Whatever deteriorate over time. That's why we age. All that old people have left is feeble old damaged sperm and eggs.

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The Flood / Re: People born to 43+ year old parents.
« on: February 05, 2015, 10:38:13 AM »
I can support this notion and volunteer for the experiments.
Volunteer? How old were your parents?
Early 20s.

Still, we need to test the effects of hybrid breeding between a man born of normal aged parents and the young girl of a younger parents. It may just lead to a brand new kind of ubermensch, and I'll be damned if I don't create that umbermensch baby.
I think it would be more effective if they were both young and born of young parents. That is the frontier we have to push.
Didn't you read the thread about the harms of purebred dog pedigrees?
That's completely different.
We must take every variable in to consideration.
It's the frontier. I highly doubt that you're right, this is science we're doing here, but if you are we'll see the results after a few generations.
Oh just shut up and let me impregnate a few girls who are ovulating for the first time.
...

Go ahead.

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