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The Flood / Re: My darling, you look wonderful tonight.
« on: February 06, 2015, 10:59:56 PM »
In my opinion, that look is unattractive.

And that makeup is scaring the children :/

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The Flood / Re: My darling, you look wonderful tonight.
« on: February 06, 2015, 10:56:25 PM »
In my opinion, that look is unattractive.

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The Flood / Re: What would you say if I told you
« on: February 06, 2015, 08:37:34 AM »
I would cry
I would wipe your tears away with a kebab wrapper.

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The Flood / What would you say if I told you
« on: February 06, 2015, 08:34:08 AM »
That 75% of people would buy 75% of the flood a kebab late at night because you all look like cheap sluts. You look like you enjoy cheap meat. You're good for a cheap thrill and nothing else. Deal with it.

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The Flood / Re: Holy shit
« on: February 06, 2015, 08:22:45 AM »
Small Soldiers is a cool movie.

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The Flood / Re: So Is That Shitposting Rule In Effect Now?
« on: February 06, 2015, 08:06:14 AM »
It is :)

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The Flood / Re: The cringiest thing I have ever seen
« on: February 06, 2015, 08:03:20 AM »
I dumped him at Hercules. If that hadn't have happened, I would have let him run everything and we would have had sex. I'm lazy.

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The Flood / Re: BritishLemon, ChallengerX
« on: February 06, 2015, 06:52:15 AM »
quality
I feel like a music industry scout who's stumbled across something special

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The Flood / Re: BritishLemon, ChallengerX
« on: February 06, 2015, 06:36:51 AM »
You never make quality threads.
I already feel smarter

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The Flood / BritishLemon, ChallengerX, Numb Digger
« on: February 06, 2015, 06:24:43 AM »
This will be a quality thread

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The Flood / Re: Do you like Joy Division
« on: February 06, 2015, 02:48:22 AM »
I listen to New Order

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The Flood / Re: SFW Sex Chat
« on: February 06, 2015, 02:16:02 AM »
Please discipline me using a paddle for acting up in class ma'am. I have behaved undesirably.
You have behaved badly. Please position yourself for discipline. Bear in mind that if the punishment doesn't seem to be hurting you, you will only receive more, and harder.

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The Flood / Re: SFW Sex Chat
« on: February 06, 2015, 02:13:21 AM »
Oh yeah, I had a dream about you last night, by the way.
Since I know what you look like I could actually see you. We went on some adventure and made turtle soup. It reminded me of Lord of the Rings.
Then this crazy group of hunters came and tried to kill us, and they turned out being alternate versions of us.

I think Ushan's next in line for the Epsira dream train.

Don't remind me of dreams. My current (long, long) series features a girl that I seemingly can't have. It has to stop somehow.
I suggest you start dreaming about me right away.
Seriously though, the above premise is intriguing. Does this woman exist?

Yup. It's like I'm fucking imprinted or something. And she doesn't give a shit about me.
What's so appealing about her to drive what you think is futility, do you think?
Could you rephrase that?
Yeah, that was shit phrasing if I've ever seen it.
What do you like about her to the extent of perpetuating what you think is futility (relationship-wise)?

I'm not saying it's rational, it's a problem that's around eight years old now. She has some good qualities and a lot of bad ones. I can barely approach lucid dreaming, so I'm not in charge of that either. It ebbs and flows. I live with it. If I can't have her, I hope to meet another girl that imprints me, and that'll fix the shit out of it. Until then she could claim me anytime she chooses unfortunately.
Keeping a journal helps the lucid dreaming process. If you have any programs that play light tones you can roughly calculate REM sleep cycles based off of 90 minute average human cycles and program the light tone to not necessarily wake you up, but alert your dreaming ming that you're asleep.

Have you tried analyzing the root of your conflict?
I'm just spitballing stuff I'd try. I have no idea if this works for you.

I'm an INTP. I've analysed it.
Hmm... Do you mind sharing what you think the root of the cause is?
Lol, what do you think? Given what I've told you? Just forget about it. I try not to think about it, although it felt good to type this.
I'm around if you change your mind. PM me whenever.

I just told you that you should already know. What do you think, that she might be stuck in my head because... ... ..aliens?
Do you actively consider your situation with this person during waking hours?
On and off. I've trained my mind to think of other things instead.
What I'd do is active dreaming conditioning. Every time you have a dream of her record everything you remember and attempt lucid dreaming regularly.
I could've used that advice a couple of years ago, but by now I've found my own way. I'm nearly through. It helps when you're attractive and every third girl will double-take; I might be dead by now if I was ugly, not that I didn't try to kill myself anyway.

My current eventual plan is to swamp this place with a few australian girls once I find a girl to date. I think it'll go down well/amusingly.

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The Flood / Re: What are we doing for blank posting these days?
« on: February 05, 2015, 11:04:04 PM »
Got it, cheers.

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The Flood / Re: What are we doing for blank posting these days?
« on: February 05, 2015, 11:03:29 PM »

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The Flood / What are we doing for blank posting these days?
« on: February 05, 2015, 11:01:00 PM »
Alt codes aren't working for me no matter what I do.

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The Flood / Re: How to irritate Korra....
« on: February 05, 2015, 10:56:42 PM »
Spoiler
DerpdaFugginDer
Ah, I tried centering it like this:

Quote
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spoiler
][/spoiler]

I see what you did now

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The Flood / Re: How to irritate Korra....
« on: February 05, 2015, 10:54:40 PM »

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The Flood / Re: How to irritate Korra....
« on: February 05, 2015, 10:51:17 PM »
Why did you do that to the spoiler?
Do what?
put the word spoiler in the middle of the spoiler

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The Flood / Re: How to irritate Korra....
« on: February 05, 2015, 10:43:34 PM »
Why did you do that to the spoiler?

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The Flood / Re: Post the last song that will play at your funeral.
« on: February 05, 2015, 10:33:46 PM »
Thread is all laggy from unspoilered music. I leave this one to you guys.

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The Flood / Re: Post the last song that will play at your funeral.
« on: February 05, 2015, 10:17:04 PM »
Spoiler
YouTube

just to remind everyone
So you wanna make em laugh? That song is pretty lulzy.

its a fun to play at parties

or maybe id play this one
Spoiler
YouTube
-__-

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The Flood / Re: Post the last song that will play at your funeral.
« on: February 05, 2015, 10:14:57 PM »
LEARN TO SPOILERS

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The Flood / Re: Post the last song that will play at your funeral.
« on: February 05, 2015, 10:14:22 PM »
Spoiler
YouTube

just to remind everyone
So you wanna make em laugh? That song is pretty lulzy.

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The Flood / Re: Post the last song that will play at your funeral.
« on: February 05, 2015, 10:09:22 PM »
Regular schmucks may find it awkward. Be realistic.

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The Flood / Re: verbatim is this your cousin
« on: February 05, 2015, 10:08:00 PM »
He's charismatic in a scary, disgusting, overbearing way.

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The Flood / Re: When your hair is on point
« on: February 05, 2015, 10:04:57 PM »
My hair is on point.

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The Flood / Re: Post the last song that will play at your funeral.
« on: February 05, 2015, 10:03:52 PM »
Spoiler
YouTube

You just want to unsettle them?

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