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12061
« on: February 07, 2015, 11:13:39 PM »
I finally found my Fox hoodie, and it ain't cheap and nasty looking; all I'll need to do is pull that dorky paw print thing off the zipper. I'm seeing snow for the first time this year, so expect super cute snowy fox pics at some point. I've also ordered this. Discussion as per title and OP.
12062
« on: February 07, 2015, 11:06:51 PM »
Guess what I just did
Fucked a fox?
I don't know
Well find out
I find this scary
Once you dominate it, it's not scary anymore
;]
That thing is dominating me just by standing there. You dominate it first and I'll watch.
12063
« on: February 07, 2015, 11:02:08 PM »
Guess what I just did
Fucked a fox?
I don't know
Well find out
I find this scary
12064
« on: February 07, 2015, 10:49:54 PM »
Guess what I just did
Fucked a fox?
I don't know
12065
« on: February 07, 2015, 10:35:37 PM »
Sorry, dudeson, we had this thread about three days ago
12066
« on: February 07, 2015, 10:33:20 PM »
Guess what I just did
12067
« on: February 07, 2015, 10:11:42 PM »
i think she makes a lot of good points in her videos
not her later ones, but like... the first two in her tropes vs women series
Apparently she was given some money, and she did nothing with it, or something? What about that?
Ah, that's the one:
Sarkeesian is a con artist that got over $100k to do some feminist videos.
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/566429325/tropes-vs-women-in-video-games
This is boring me shitless. What have I gotten myself into here. I knew there was a reason I didn't pay attention in the first place.
12068
« on: February 07, 2015, 09:58:11 PM »
i think she makes a lot of good points in her videos
not her later ones, but like... the first two in her tropes vs women series
Apparently she was given some money, and she did nothing with it, or something? What about that? Ah, that's the one: Sarkeesian is a con artist that got over $100k to do some feminist videos.
12069
« on: February 07, 2015, 09:52:42 PM »
On the way home from a gig with my brother and his mates last night I ran into one of my poetry buddies on the train (very drunk) and he ended up sharing a poem with me, which I'll include here for the lulz... Spoiler Your boyfriend thinks Matchbox Twenty are cool
Your boyfriend thinks Nickelback are cool
Your boyfriend doesn’t know who Iggy Pop is
Your boyfriend killed Kurt Cobain
Your boyfriend is excellent at sport
Your boyfriend thinks Bryce Courtenay is a good writer
Your boyfriend votes for Tony Abbot
Your boyfriend has very high testosterone levels
Your boyfriend likes to subjugate other people
Your boyfriend gets into fights when he’s pissed
Your boyfriend is a macho dominant asshole
Your boyfriend is the type of dickhead who beat me up at school
Your boyfriend is going to beat you if you marry him
If you didn’t give it up to him he would probably rape you
And is probably raping other women
Right now
Your boyfriend has a six pack
Your boyfriend has muscles on his muscles on his muscles
Your boyfriend is cheating on you with a stripper
Your boyfriend is a dominant alpha male
Your boyfriend is a dildo-brain
Your boyfriend is a dick-brain
Your boyfriend is a condom-brain
Your boyfriend is a butt-plug-brain
Your boyfriend is a racist, a sexist, and a homophobe
Your boyfriend is an embodiment of Patriarchy
But you’ll never know it because he hides it well
With his excellent social manipulation skills
Your boyfriend thinks drugs are for mugs
Your boyfriend drinks Bourbon and coke
Your boyfriend thinks that women belong in the kitchen
But he wouldn’t say that to you
Your boyfriend makes football players look like feminists
Your boyfriend can only feel aggression or lust and shuts out all other emotions
Your boyfriend beats his meat to pictures of horses fucking
Your boyfriend exudes toxic masculinity
Your boyfriend likes to fist cows
Your boyfriend sucks on sadism sauce
Your boyfriend has balls of brass and an iron plated ass
Your boyfriend has nostrils of plastic and ceramic eyebrows
Your boyfriend always has to be on top
Your boyfriend doesn’t believe in foreplay
Your boyfriend has a mundane cock
Your boyfriend lasts for two minutes
Your boyfriend is covered in soft green nylon fur
Your boyfriend has potassium kneecaps like rubber bands and an origami sphincter
Your boyfriend has helium cheek bones and a cucumber up his ass
Your boyfriend has plasticine gonads and porcelain ear lobes
Your boyfriend doesn’t act like an asshole in front of you because he wants to fuck you
And every time you fuck him you reinforce and validate his behaviour
And every time you fuck him his ego and bloated self-esteem get bigger
So that he can kick the shit out of anyone weaker than him
And oppress everyone who meets him ...anyway, there was this feminist chick sitting across from us, one thing led to another, and it ended up turning into a debate/discussion on feminism, which remained pretty civil until my friend left the train. Then one of my brothers mates brought up anita sarkeesian, which degenerated into effectively the entire carriage (women and train guards included) ganging up on this feminist chick. It was kinda depressing. I didn't pay any attention to gamergate, and I wasn't in the mood to follow the, uh.. 'conversation' last night, so could someone give a tl;dr description of anita sarkeesian? I don't want to trawl through the masses of internet speculation that seems to have built up. I trust you guys to give me an unbiased answer.
12070
« on: February 07, 2015, 09:34:56 PM »
New kid, your opinions are not relevant, you are the most caustic, useless, unlikable person here; for those reasons, this thread is the first funny thread you've made, and it was unintentional.
12071
« on: February 07, 2015, 09:21:50 PM »
*of
*dingo
*waits for title edit* 
12072
« on: February 07, 2015, 09:15:49 PM »
*of
12073
« on: February 07, 2015, 09:13:55 PM »
Ahh. I saw these guys last night.
12074
« on: February 07, 2015, 11:16:11 AM »
I like the noises they make.
They make weird noises. I never bothered to imagine what foxes would sound like, so now when I hear them it feels... somehow wrong.
12075
« on: February 07, 2015, 05:40:14 AM »
Makes my fuckin brain hurt
have you ever looked at a phone screen right after you wake up that shit is so bright
this thread hurts me
tell me where the pain is coming from
you
12076
« on: February 07, 2015, 04:18:44 AM »
You're really starting to make me hate foxes....
Why 
Because all you post is just motherfucking foxes.
Look through the topics in my post history. This might be the second or third thread I've made specifically about foxes for all time.
You know what he means. That you post pictures of foxes constantly.
12077
« on: February 07, 2015, 04:17:06 AM »
Makes my fuckin brain hurt
have you ever looked at a phone screen right after you wake up that shit is so bright
this thread hurts me
12078
« on: February 07, 2015, 04:02:10 AM »
Makes my fuckin brain hurt
12079
« on: February 07, 2015, 03:03:35 AM »
12080
« on: February 07, 2015, 03:01:04 AM »
This one time, I had sex.
12081
« on: February 07, 2015, 02:20:02 AM »
It's safe to say the white one is the leader.
Do I detect racism
Shut up you nigger fox. You're just mad that you're the slave to all the other foxes.
Racism identified
12082
« on: February 07, 2015, 02:19:36 AM »
You're really starting to make me hate foxes....
Why
Because all you post is just motherfucking foxes.
Look through the topics in my post history. This might be the second or third thread I've made specifically about foxes for all time.
12083
« on: February 07, 2015, 02:15:45 AM »
It's safe to say the white one is the leader.
Do I detect racism
12084
« on: February 07, 2015, 02:15:26 AM »
You're really starting to make me hate foxes....
Why
12085
« on: February 07, 2015, 02:09:13 AM »
Cheat is the guy with the bucket
I'm above Cheat.
I'll need Cheat to confirm this.
12086
« on: February 07, 2015, 01:55:29 AM »
Cheat is the guy with the bucket
12087
« on: February 07, 2015, 01:54:00 AM »
lol halo ce
12088
« on: February 07, 2015, 01:53:15 AM »
You sound just like me, right down to the childhood.
12089
« on: February 07, 2015, 01:18:45 AM »
I like the look on his mum's face
12090
« on: February 07, 2015, 01:17:39 AM »
But it's okay to eat fish / 'Cause they don't have any feelings
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