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The Flood / Re: >he doesn't say why we're sub-human
« on: February 08, 2015, 02:35:44 AM »
I still can't orgasm.
I know this feel.

From one time.
She wasn't happy.
I tried to fake it once :/ ...you can't fake male orgasm.

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The Flood / Re: Guess What I Just Did
« on: February 08, 2015, 01:31:10 AM »
Guess what I just did

Fucked a fox?
I don't know

Well find out
I find this scary



Once you dominate it, it's not scary anymore

;]
That thing is dominating me just by standing there. You dominate it first and I'll watch.


Ok

*pushes it agaisnt the wall and kisses it hard*


*it tries to run but I grab its throat and slams it a giant the wall*
*I roughly kiss it leaving a spit trail between our mouths*
*I rub my rock hard cock on its asshole and enter it*
*its moans and whimpers turns me on more as I thrust hard into it*
*I use one hand to choke it and the other to wrap its tail around me*
*I see its dick grow harder and I let go out the tail and grab it*
*I jerk it hard as I thrust against it*
*I feel it cumming and I kiss it letting its cum splatter our faces as kiss*
*I soon cum in its ass looking it right in the eyes doing so*
*I release it and throw it to the floor*
*it wriggles on the floor breathing heavily*

Elegiac

Come here and finish it off
Yechhh... ok



Good

Next time
You're taking charge

Now get over here and snuggle with me as I go to sleep

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The Flood / Re: Guess What I Just Did
« on: February 08, 2015, 01:25:21 AM »
Guess what I just did

Fucked a fox?
I don't know

Well find out
I find this scary



Once you dominate it, it's not scary anymore

;]
That thing is dominating me just by standing there. You dominate it first and I'll watch.


Ok

*pushes it agaisnt the wall and kisses it hard*


*it tries to run but I grab its throat and slams it a giant the wall*
*I roughly kiss it leaving a spit trail between our mouths*
*I rub my rock hard cock on its asshole and enter it*
*its moans and whimpers turns me on more as I thrust hard into it*
*I use one hand to choke it and the other to wrap its tail around me*
*I see its dick grow harder and I let go out the tail and grab it*
*I jerk it hard as I thrust against it*
*I feel it cumming and I kiss it letting its cum splatter our faces as kiss*
*I soon cum in its ass looking it right in the eyes doing so*
*I release it and throw it to the floor*
*it wriggles on the floor breathing heavily*

Elegiac

Come here and finish it off
Yechhh... ok


12034
The Flood / Re: Clothing Thread.
« on: February 08, 2015, 01:20:16 AM »
Spoiler
Beary nice.

They've got one for a fox, too.
:)

https://www.threadless.com/product/6135

Downboated.
You don't like the shirt I found? It's the only Fox shirt I've found that didn't seem too dorky to buy.

No, just only shirt I found that I felt I could make into a response.
And I'm all out of bear puns. And I only had one.

I don't even have any fox puns.
Neither do I. The shirt had one. Fucking shirt.

This is why I tend to avoid shirts with text.
They make you feel unintelligent?

No, I honestly just don't like having somebody else writing on my shirt.
Well, it's hard to find something I agree with that isn't a band name.

I don't even like band shirts.
Be such an exclusive post-hipster then, see if I care.

Nigga please, if you want to know about the bands I like, just ask.
Any post-rock/shoegaze/indie/jangle pop?

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The Flood / Re: Clothing Thread.
« on: February 08, 2015, 01:10:55 AM »
Spoiler
Beary nice.

They've got one for a fox, too.
:)

https://www.threadless.com/product/6135

Downboated.
You don't like the shirt I found? It's the only Fox shirt I've found that didn't seem too dorky to buy.

No, just only shirt I found that I felt I could make into a response.
And I'm all out of bear puns. And I only had one.

I don't even have any fox puns.
Neither do I. The shirt had one. Fucking shirt.

This is why I tend to avoid shirts with text.
They make you feel unintelligent?

No, I honestly just don't like having somebody else writing on my shirt.
Well, it's hard to find something I agree with that isn't a band name.

I don't even like band shirts.
Be such an exclusive post-hipster then, see if I care.

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The Flood / Re: Endangered monkey eaten by otters.
« on: February 08, 2015, 01:02:46 AM »

12039
The Flood / Re: Endangered monkey eaten by otters.
« on: February 08, 2015, 12:59:19 AM »
It rode your mum to freedom.

12040
The Flood / Re: This is the greatest thing ever
« on: February 08, 2015, 12:57:23 AM »
lame of thrones

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The Flood / Re: Clothing Thread.
« on: February 08, 2015, 12:56:12 AM »
You're such a closet furry.
This is the full extent of my affectation.
And that's the kind of shit you see being sold at furry conventions.
I wouldn't know.

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The Flood / Re: Clothing Thread.
« on: February 08, 2015, 12:53:15 AM »
Spoiler
Beary nice.

They've got one for a fox, too.
:)

https://www.threadless.com/product/6135

Downboated.
You don't like the shirt I found? It's the only Fox shirt I've found that didn't seem too dorky to buy.

No, just only shirt I found that I felt I could make into a response.
And I'm all out of bear puns. And I only had one.

I don't even have any fox puns.
Neither do I. The shirt had one. Fucking shirt.

This is why I tend to avoid shirts with text.
They make you feel unintelligent?

No, I honestly just don't like having somebody else writing on my shirt.
Well, it's hard to find something I agree with that isn't a band name.

12043
The Flood / Re: Clothing Thread.
« on: February 08, 2015, 12:52:35 AM »
http://www.cabourn.com/past-season/hunting-jacket.html

http://www.cabourn.com/men/spring-summer-15/classic-cameraman.html

http://www.cabourn.com/everest-parka-twist.html
^tfw can't afford
too many pockets

and, good, clothes aren't worth that much; purchases that expensive should be an extremely rare thing

I like those boots

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The Flood / Endangered monkey eaten by otters.
« on: February 08, 2015, 12:37:03 AM »

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The Flood / Re: I am eating peanuts instead of going to bed AMA
« on: February 08, 2015, 12:29:09 AM »
You're a nutty kid

12049
The Flood / Re: Clothing Thread.
« on: February 08, 2015, 12:25:08 AM »

12052
The Flood / Re: Clothing Thread.
« on: February 07, 2015, 11:43:43 PM »

12053
Spoiler
YouTube

Cry your eyes out
A lesson left unlearned
I wish I was airborne
Then I could watch it turn

They've taken everything
Hung us out to dry
They've taken every thing

Playing enemy
This is thought control

You're a greasy little thing
You'll scream before you sing
and you make a lot of noise
You lied about everything
You greasy little thing

I got with the program
I tried to fall in line
I wish I was drowning
Than I could watch you burn

They've taken everything
Hung us out to dry
They've taken every thing
Now you're....

You're a sneaky little thing
You'll scream before you sing
And you make a lot of noise
You lied about everything
You sneaky little thing

When the tide rolls in
When the trapdoor starts to swing
When the swans have sung
I'll be myself again

12054
The Flood / Re: Clothing Thread.
« on: February 07, 2015, 11:35:26 PM »

I generally wear shirts like this and jeans.
Lookin' sensible.

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The Flood / Re: Clothing Thread.
« on: February 07, 2015, 11:34:50 PM »
ive got a star wars shirt i like i wear it snowboarding all the time.
ive got a thing for stormtroopers. i almost bought a stormtrooper beenie...
What is that symbol?

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The Flood / Re: Clothing Thread.
« on: February 07, 2015, 11:34:14 PM »

I get all my shirts from here.
I'll check it out. Looks sci-fi.

12057
The Flood / Re: Clothing Thread.
« on: February 07, 2015, 11:33:40 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Clothing Thread.
« on: February 07, 2015, 11:26:29 PM »
You're such a closet furry.
This is the full extent of my affectation.

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The Flood / Re: Clothing Thread.
« on: February 07, 2015, 11:16:19 PM »
>just out all my cool shirts into the moving truck today
>sees this thread

God dammit
Haha, well it's not like they're gone forever.

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