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The Flood / Do you want my sausage?
« on: February 12, 2015, 03:41:51 AM »
I'm a vegetarian so I can't have it


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I was there too

Spoiler

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The Flood / Re: I found a video about TOTDesticle in his early years.
« on: February 12, 2015, 03:33:38 AM »
sad

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The Flood / Re: Who is the most enigmatic poster?
« on: February 12, 2015, 02:49:43 AM »
Didn't we try and do a population drive sourced from outside B.net?

I'd assume one of those people would be the ones we know least about.

Not you! You're interesting, but an open book nonetheless

I get bored late at night and spam the forums.


that's awkward, I meant to say that to Elegiac, my bad. Anyways you're cool tho
If I was an open book you'd know my thoughts and what I'm about.

Go on and tell me.

I'm PM you later today
I await with interest.

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The Flood / Re: Who is the most enigmatic poster?
« on: February 12, 2015, 02:47:36 AM »
Didn't we try and do a population drive sourced from outside B.net?

I'd assume one of those people would be the ones we know least about.

Not you! You're interesting, but an open book nonetheless

I get bored late at night and spam the forums.


that's awkward, I meant to say that to Elegiac, my bad. Anyways you're cool tho
If I was an open book you'd know my thoughts and what I'm about.

Go on and tell me.

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The Flood / Re: I want something else
« on: February 12, 2015, 02:45:49 AM »
>tfw no qt 3.14 gf
holy fukin feeeeels bro  :-\


someone help i'm listening to edgy early 2000 alternative rock love songs right now
It's time for you to make the final climb to the summit of Mt Shame.

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The Flood / Re: Nope photos
« on: February 12, 2015, 02:37:39 AM »

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The Flood / Re: >tfw Mad Max Fury Road is coming out soon
« on: February 12, 2015, 02:35:25 AM »
^lol what a poor opinion

Movie looks fucking awesome.

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The Flood / Re: I want something else
« on: February 12, 2015, 02:31:19 AM »
saw it coming

8/10

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The Flood / Re: Who is the most enigmatic poster?
« on: February 12, 2015, 02:24:44 AM »
<.<
>.>

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The Flood / Re: DAGON
« on: February 11, 2015, 11:16:30 PM »
Lovecraft

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The Flood / Re: A discussion of Animal Thug Life.
« on: February 11, 2015, 10:28:18 PM »
This is a disguised race thread, right? 'Cause like, most of them are born with thug in their blood, but then you've got those who can suppress their animalistic urges and become upstanding members of society.
Even though I am Flood, I am not racist like the Flood. This is not a race thread.
Clearly is. Why else would Animal be capitalized?
Becuz I felt like it.
See, now there you go again with your cultural appropriation, you privileged shitlord.
I live in the Australian Ghetto.
Say hi to Jay for me.
Other side of the country. I'm Westside.

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The Flood / Re: A discussion of Animal Thug Life.
« on: February 11, 2015, 10:23:46 PM »
This is a disguised race thread, right? 'Cause like, most of them are born with thug in their blood, but then you've got those who can suppress their animalistic urges and become upstanding members of society.
Even though I am Flood, I am not racist like the Flood. This is not a race thread.
Clearly is. Why else would Animal be capitalized?
Becuz I felt like it.
See, now there you go again with your cultural appropriation, you privileged shitlord.
I live in the Australian Ghetto.

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The Flood / Re: A discussion of Animal Thug Life.
« on: February 11, 2015, 10:21:20 PM »
This is a disguised race thread, right? 'Cause like, most of them are born with thug in their blood, but then you've got those who can suppress their animalistic urges and become upstanding members of society.
Even though I am Flood, I am not racist like the Flood. This is not a race thread.
Clearly is. Why else would Animal be capitalized?
Becuz I felt like it.

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The Flood / Re: A discussion of Animal Thug Life.
« on: February 11, 2015, 10:19:01 PM »
This is a disguised race thread, right? 'Cause like, most of them are born with thug in their blood, but then you've got those who can suppress their animalistic urges and become upstanding members of society.
Even though I am Flood, I am not racist like the Flood. This is not a race thread.

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The Flood / Re: A discussion of Animal Thug Life.
« on: February 11, 2015, 10:14:22 PM »
Inb4lockandwarning
Or you could join the discussion.

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The Flood / A discussion of Animal Thug Life.
« on: February 11, 2015, 10:12:36 PM »
What, in your opinion, makes an animal act like a thug? Are they just born with it, or is it learnt from humans?

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The Flood / Re: New Zeland is literally Hitler
« on: February 11, 2015, 10:07:59 PM »
I'm going to name my kids Mona Lisa, Anus, and Robocop when i get older. ;)
I'm going to name my son Pussywillow Ticklekiss

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The Flood / Lemon, I see you posting.
« on: February 11, 2015, 10:06:31 PM »
But you're muted, son. I can't see whatever dumbshit you're dribbling now. I thought you would have guessed that you were muted along with challenger and digger. Nigga is you dumb or sumthin?




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The Flood / Excuse me, retard, but why was that thread locked?
« on: February 11, 2015, 09:59:05 PM »
It had discussion value, it had content. The first thread I made today was more lockworthy than that one. Are you going to lock all the actual shitpost threads now? Or just the threads that have discussion value?

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The Flood / Re: A peaceful encounter by the pond.
« on: February 11, 2015, 09:56:36 PM »
why the long face?
He doesn't like that question.
This is the story behind my long face. It started out when I was playing in the driveway as a kid. My father didn't see me when he got into the car and went to work. It was only after he felt the bump and heard my scream that he realized he ran over me. The tire pushed my face into the pavement and stretched it wide.

He immediately called 911 and within 10 minutes, an ambulance arrived and put me onto a gurney and started on their way to the hospital. Unfortunately, they ran over an open manhole, causing the whole vehicle to bounce. They hadn't restrained me yet, so I flew up and hit my already injured face on the cieling, adding more trauma to the injury.

When they got to the hospital, they rushed me in. Unfortunately, there was a new wing being constructed and one of the worked accidentally knocked over a bucket of bricks, just as the gurney passed the scaffolding. All the contents of the bucket, plus the bucket, fell right on my face, exacerbating the already critical situation.

They finally got me to an E.R, controlled the bleeding, mended my skull, and stitched up my wounds. I had to stay in the hospital for a few weeks to recovey. After I got well enough to go home, I was about to walk out the door when another ambulance arrived and the medics rushed the gurney through the door. It flew open and slammed right into my face, busting all the stitches and rebreaking my bones.

After going through another 3 week recovery and then going home, I was able to heal fully. I also went through my plastic surgery so that my face looked normal again. But then one night I accidentally walked in on my parents having sex. And that memory is why I have a long face
but sometimes he answer

too long; didn't read

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The Flood / Thug Life
« on: February 11, 2015, 09:49:48 PM »
yeah

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YouTube

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The Flood / Re: A peaceful encounter by the pond.
« on: February 11, 2015, 09:47:12 PM »
why the long face?

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The Flood / Re: A peaceful encounter by the pond.
« on: February 11, 2015, 09:46:11 PM »
tl;dr

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The Flood / Re: playing with her pussy
« on: February 11, 2015, 09:26:43 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Yesterday I made a sexy shitpost thread that got locked.
« on: February 11, 2015, 09:23:23 PM »
That was this afternoon you non-american fuck.

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The Flood / Re: Who here is the most pathetic? (Besides me)
« on: February 11, 2015, 09:21:40 PM »
Focnr

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The Flood / Re: >Skyrim came out 6 years ago
« on: February 11, 2015, 09:20:26 PM »
Still no levitation magic

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The Flood / Re: If you were born in 1997
« on: February 11, 2015, 09:19:25 PM »
1987

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The Flood / Yesterday I made a sexy shitpost thread that got locked.
« on: February 11, 2015, 09:11:53 PM »
It all happened so quickly. One moment I had a thread and the next I didn't. The mod who did it didn't even speak. They just left me lying there violated. I now am suffering from PTSD.

Help me deal with my troubling past, Flood :(

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