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1141
« on: May 03, 2016, 11:37:32 AM »
bed for me
laterz
1142
« on: May 03, 2016, 11:18:43 AM »
You obviously think that we'll need this thread
1143
« on: May 03, 2016, 11:09:38 AM »
Tony here is a futurist
1144
« on: May 03, 2016, 11:08:01 AM »
Can we ban you already?
No I've decided I want him; with proper supervision he'll turn out just as good as OnionBeetle or Zesty
Um, OnionBeetle is terrible, and I've become an asshole.
You were always an asshole, and Beetle has always been terrible. BUT now you're a productive asshole, and Beetle can express his terrible thoughts in actual human english language within the bounds of societal mores. I think it more than possible to polish a turd, despite what they say. What do you think?
No, you can't polish a turd without removing its essence. You can however polish something covered in turd.
Yeah I almost forgot that you can speak english now too. In fact that's all I should have said: "You were always an asshole, and Beetle has always been terrible. BUT now you both speak english. Excelsior!" And I became a fox, ah the times they change. Sometimes I miss the Jester theme.
1145
« on: May 03, 2016, 10:50:09 AM »
I regret giving him that map pack
1146
« on: May 03, 2016, 10:44:38 AM »
Can we ban you already?
No I've decided I want him; with proper supervision he'll turn out just as good as OnionBeetle or Zesty
Um, OnionBeetle is terrible, and I've become an asshole.
You were always an asshole, and Beetle has always been terrible. BUT now you're a productive asshole, and Beetle can express his terrible thoughts in actual human english language within the bounds of societal mores. I think it more than possible to polish a turd, despite what they say. What do you think?
1147
« on: May 03, 2016, 09:57:15 AM »
Can we ban you already?
No I've decided I want him; with proper supervision he'll turn out just as good as OnionBeetle or Zesty
1148
« on: May 03, 2016, 09:55:44 AM »
do you like summer or winter better?
it's so cold, Tony, man, I'm wearing three layers
1149
« on: May 03, 2016, 09:50:45 AM »
The chicken breasts are a trick. So is all the rest. The chicken knows you don't know what to do with it. Go to bed and let the hunger drag you into unconsciousness.
1150
« on: May 03, 2016, 09:45:53 AM »
I'm in
you can buy the rope and the condoms
Yes, someone should definitely get the rope and condoms, and I'll also help by buying the absolute cheapest things that we need
1151
« on: May 03, 2016, 09:34:28 AM »
I'm in
1152
« on: May 03, 2016, 08:41:22 AM »
1153
« on: May 03, 2016, 07:46:58 AM »
I need to find a decent mango
1154
« on: May 03, 2016, 04:34:55 AM »
1155
« on: May 03, 2016, 01:51:45 AM »
posting
Minotaur
what are my stats thanks
1156
« on: May 03, 2016, 01:08:07 AM »
You sound super normal.
1157
« on: May 03, 2016, 01:06:54 AM »
posting
1158
« on: May 03, 2016, 01:00:00 AM »
There are grapes in wine.
1159
« on: May 02, 2016, 11:00:47 PM »
Myself. I'm my own hero.
1160
« on: May 02, 2016, 10:07:01 PM »
I love the film visually, but the book tells a better story. Never bothered with dune 2000.
1161
« on: May 02, 2016, 01:13:26 PM »
yes
if you're saying yes, then I'll try saying 'no' no
1162
« on: May 02, 2016, 01:11:21 PM »
I like it
You can be my new Zesty. I can't remember what types of things I did with the old one, but I know something definitely used to happen. I guess we'll find out.
1163
« on: May 02, 2016, 12:35:45 PM »
1164
« on: May 02, 2016, 12:33:36 PM »
hahaha
stay away from stairs if you're going to get blind
1165
« on: May 02, 2016, 11:38:06 AM »
But what if your doctor is a virgin
1166
« on: May 02, 2016, 11:19:49 AM »
1167
« on: May 02, 2016, 10:31:52 AM »
Easily our worst new poster.
1168
« on: May 02, 2016, 09:18:21 AM »
my hands get cold really easily like I'm some sort of snake person
1169
« on: May 02, 2016, 09:16:22 AM »
it was a good show
have fun at your show!
1170
« on: May 02, 2016, 09:13:16 AM »
Threads about masturbation would consist of someone talking about their junk lol
"so yeah I was feelin' on muh junk"
" ...so let me describe my junk to you"
" ...and by that point my hand was a blur... "
"Let me tell you about the great wank I just had."
hahaha lol
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