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11311
« on: February 16, 2015, 10:08:23 AM »
Part of being confident and acting natural is not taking too much advice.
Just do your thing. I am aware that this is advice.
11312
« on: February 16, 2015, 09:23:28 AM »
I prefer buckets (gravity bongs?).
11313
« on: February 16, 2015, 09:06:49 AM »
If you didn't read the book feel free to leave the room to avoid spoilers.
11314
« on: February 16, 2015, 09:05:39 AM »
You need to be castrated
11315
« on: February 16, 2015, 09:00:10 AM »
Just remember, a hesitant and shaky yes is still a yes, no matter what those feminists might say.
don't listen to this guy, this guy needs to shut the fuck up
Don't listen to this guy, he's a feminist sleeper agent.
you can't just assault women
if she wants the thumb you'll read it in her breathing pattern
be a fucking gentleman
Nice guys finish in the shower
soaping down your mum
eww, Jim pls go and stay go.
I'm gonna invert this because look what I just found

Ah. One day I can only hope to be as lucky as that man... except i wouldn't wait as long as he had.
you're a fucking pig rapist
11316
« on: February 16, 2015, 08:59:24 AM »
I'm good with kids.
11317
« on: February 16, 2015, 08:57:09 AM »
*sips pipe*
yorkie
11318
« on: February 16, 2015, 08:56:34 AM »
I hereby call the first meeting of the Floods new Erotic Book Club to order. Who would like to open our discussion of Daddy's Boy?
11319
« on: February 16, 2015, 08:48:01 AM »
Just remember, a hesitant and shaky yes is still a yes, no matter what those feminists might say.
don't listen to this guy, this guy needs to shut the fuck up
Don't listen to this guy, he's a feminist sleeper agent.
you can't just assault women
if she wants the thumb you'll read it in her breathing pattern
be a fucking gentleman
Nice guys finish in the shower
soaping down your mum
eww, Jim pls go and stay go.
I'm gonna invert this because look what I just found
11320
« on: February 16, 2015, 08:42:10 AM »
Just remember, a hesitant and shaky yes is still a yes, no matter what those feminists might say.
don't listen to this guy, this guy needs to shut the fuck up
Don't listen to this guy, he's a feminist sleeper agent.
you can't just assault women
if she wants the thumb you'll read it in her breathing pattern
be a fucking gentleman
Nice guys finish in the shower
soaping down your mum
11321
« on: February 16, 2015, 08:39:27 AM »
Just remember, a hesitant and shaky yes is still a yes, no matter what those feminists might say.
don't listen to this guy, this guy needs to shut the fuck up
Don't listen to this guy, he's a feminist sleeper agent.
you can't just assault women if she wants the thumb you'll read it in her breathing pattern be a fucking gentleman
11322
« on: February 16, 2015, 08:36:02 AM »
Just remember, a hesitant and shaky yes is still a yes, no matter what those feminists might say.
don't listen to this guy, this guy needs to shut the fuck up
11323
« on: February 16, 2015, 08:34:21 AM »
yeah and slip your thumb in her ass
11324
« on: February 16, 2015, 08:04:07 AM »
I want you to know that I picked my first Vonnegut.  ta da
11325
« on: February 16, 2015, 07:29:42 AM »
Are you really a girl?
*blushes*
No, I have a big fat raging cock ready to shoot 
Are you really Gatsby?
11326
« on: February 16, 2015, 07:27:02 AM »
Are you really a girl?
*blushes*
11327
« on: February 16, 2015, 07:20:05 AM »
...older than me
Toy Story would pick up your sister and drive off in his sweet mustang convertible with her while you raged helplessly. Toy Story is a man, and you are just a boy.
11328
« on: February 16, 2015, 07:13:03 AM »
My god
Toy Story is older than half of sep7agon
11329
« on: February 16, 2015, 07:00:25 AM »
The Color Purple Novel by Alice Walker
I've seen the film
11330
« on: February 16, 2015, 06:55:13 AM »
*pray with me
11331
« on: February 16, 2015, 06:53:46 AM »
איך גענומען אַ דרעק אין די אָקעאַן
11332
« on: February 16, 2015, 06:33:50 AM »
Wait they said yes, what does that mean
11333
« on: February 16, 2015, 06:13:22 AM »
The Vulture
If that's so I'm calling he's going to be in a fully weaponized mech suit designed by the army. I am so fucking right about this.
He's going to be black and played by Morgan Freeman.
11334
« on: February 16, 2015, 06:08:27 AM »
~lovesick
11335
« on: February 16, 2015, 06:07:33 AM »
The Vulture
11336
« on: February 16, 2015, 06:05:46 AM »
I could swear I've seen this thread before... or is finding Verbatims' a Flood hobby?
11337
« on: February 16, 2015, 05:59:49 AM »
Currently reading: The imperial life of the emerald city
I have 'Into the wild' ready to read straight after that. I'll make my next purchase before I start into the wild, although I don't know what to get.
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/653833.Mediated
11338
« on: February 16, 2015, 05:53:02 AM »
Define Cryonic within the context of this thread?
11339
« on: February 16, 2015, 05:48:32 AM »
Probability manipulation. Always.
11340
« on: February 16, 2015, 05:45:55 AM »
This shall be my next clothing purchase. The green nike jacket. I don't ever wear nike but this jacket is hot
Not my style.
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