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The Flood / Re: Most of you do not like music
« on: February 25, 2015, 11:34:56 AM »
I just wish I had some pretty girl clothes :p

I also feel really fat today.
You look fine

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The Flood / Re: This thread contains delicious anime ass, nsfw, fucker
« on: February 25, 2015, 11:32:39 AM »
You made some weird comments to me actually, even if they were in a joking manner. Still kinda creepy that a 30 year old or whatever is doin that over the internet.
you had your chance, now you get nothing; you see that around my neck?

Spoiler

that's a chastity... thing. It means that nasty little trollops like you should stay away
Get out of this thread fucking scarecrow.
http://i.imgur.com/c8fCMBx.png
http://i.imgur.com/1Ukzs03.jpg
did I mention I have some extra-special hentai lined up for anarchy?

well I do

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The Flood / Re: This thread contains delicious anime ass, nsfw, fucker
« on: February 25, 2015, 11:30:48 AM »
I need Das's loli powers to save me

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The Flood / Re: This thread contains delicious anime ass, nsfw, fucker
« on: February 25, 2015, 11:29:17 AM »
You made some weird comments to me actually, even if they were in a joking manner. Still kinda creepy that a 30 year old or whatever is doin that over the internet.
you had your chance, now you get nothing little man; you see that around my neck?

Spoiler

that's a chastity... thing. It means that nasty little trollops like you should stay away

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The Flood / Re: Most of you do not like music
« on: February 25, 2015, 11:17:00 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Most of you do not like music
« on: February 25, 2015, 11:12:57 AM »
PM me pics of you

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The Flood / Re: 3 cheese fondue: Attempt 2 (Cheese Thread)
« on: February 25, 2015, 11:11:17 AM »
Shoulda just used alcohol.
I fucking know alright

next time

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The Flood / Re: 3 cheese fondue: Attempt 2 (Cheese Thread)
« on: February 25, 2015, 10:51:11 AM »
Success! There wasn't enough lemon in the oil to make it truly workable, so I had to drain it gradually and substitute milk.

The Danish Blue gives this a hefty taste.

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The Flood / Re: Elegiac shut the fuck up
« on: February 25, 2015, 09:54:15 AM »
elegiac please post in this thread so that it won't get locked


Anytime you like aussie, anytime you like.
Yeah why not. Crush it.

BTW... Mr P is here using a Thunder Hammer.


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The Flood / Re: Position Available.
« on: February 25, 2015, 09:50:46 AM »
I'm making fondue dipshit

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The Flood / Re: 3 cheese fondue: Attempt 2 (Cheese Thread)
« on: February 25, 2015, 09:42:40 AM »
Meunster cheese is best cheese.
I haven't seen it around..

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The Flood / Re: Position Available.
« on: February 25, 2015, 09:41:54 AM »
it's lookin a bit short there
you'd make it big? you're free to do that if you assume the position

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The Flood / 3 cheese fondue: Attempt 2 (Cheese Thread)
« on: February 25, 2015, 09:40:34 AM »
This time I'm using extra virgin olive oil, infused with lemon for the acidity. I'm scared to go near the white wine vinegar after last time.

Cheeses: Provolone Dolce, Danish Blue, Pecorino Fresco

Wish me luck. And as before, mention your cheesy adventures.

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The Flood / Re: why are you all so mean
« on: February 25, 2015, 09:35:55 AM »
I never thought I'd be bullied by weebs

Maybe two bombs really weren't enough
I hope a kangaroo rapes you and then keeps you in her pouch.
LOL

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The Flood / Re: This thread contains delicious anime ass, nsfw, fucker
« on: February 25, 2015, 09:34:38 AM »
I wonder what would happen if i reported Ele for pedophilia
You'd be laughed at
But thats what youre basically doing you creep fuck
You're so dumb lol
At least im not creeping on every single girl i see.
Last reply for you, becaaause there's not one actual female of the b.net community that I've creeped on. Which is why you're so dumb, lol, and probably ugly too. If you had a little of the looks you'd probably be creeping.. you seem like the sad, lonely sort.

YouTube

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The Flood / Re: why are you all so mean
« on: February 25, 2015, 09:30:19 AM »
I never thought I'd be bullied by weebs

Maybe two bombs really weren't enough

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The Flood / Re: This thread contains delicious anime ass, nsfw, fucker
« on: February 25, 2015, 09:29:03 AM »
I wonder what would happen if i reported Ele for pedophilia
You'd be laughed at
But thats what youre basically doing you creep fuck
You're so dumb lol

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The Flood / Re: This thread contains delicious anime ass, nsfw, fucker
« on: February 25, 2015, 09:27:53 AM »
I'm just not allowed to play this game, am I?

Christ you kids take me way too goddamn seriously. How come everyone else can play at being pathetic but I can't? I wanna be guy with fedora on the internet too, ya know.

I wasn't aware that creeping on everything you hear has a vagina is a "game".
Which is why all the actual girls on the forum have never been creeped on and I'm easy friends with 95% of them, b.net and here.

It's beyond... comprehension ;) isn't it?
Because your incessant asking about Tru's sister is completely normal and not freakish at all.
If you act like a freak, be ready to get treated like one.
Calm down, I'm sure Elegiac knows, just like everyone else here, that Tru is dating his sister anyway.
And of course in that case I'd leave them be. I'm not in the habit of homewrecking.

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The Flood / Re: This thread contains delicious anime ass, nsfw, fucker
« on: February 25, 2015, 09:27:03 AM »
I wonder what would happen if i reported Ele for pedophilia
You'd be laughed at

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The Flood / Re: Why do you suck chode?
« on: February 25, 2015, 08:06:46 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Why do you suck chode?
« on: February 25, 2015, 08:00:12 AM »



kill yourself

Is that what the Niggers in the Church told you, faggot?
I'm actually starting to feel a distaste for you

Tone it down a notch with the offensive bravura

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The Flood / Re: Why do you suck chode?
« on: February 25, 2015, 07:50:03 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Do You Remember These?
« on: February 25, 2015, 07:33:57 AM »
You forgot Oddbodz. And floppy disks. And the joy of my first desktop theme on windows 95. And lol I didn't have a phone until about 2002. But it was that phone. With a 'Turning Japanese' ringtone :)



I feel sorry for people who didn't have a nineties childhood.

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The Flood / Position Available.
« on: February 25, 2015, 07:01:47 AM »
I lost my hands in an accident today, so I'm going to need someone to take over my former job of trimming and caring for the Floods Community Bush. The work is pro bono, but job satisfaction tends to be its own reward.

Volunteers?


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The Flood / Re: Do you know how much a fucking lollipop man racks in?
« on: February 25, 2015, 06:39:27 AM »
Is that more than a crap ton? Or a poop gram?
It must be a truly turdtanic amount

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The Flood / Re: what does lol mad cuz rekt™ mean to you?
« on: February 25, 2015, 06:38:22 AM »

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The Flood / Don't try your powers on me.
« on: February 25, 2015, 06:23:16 AM »
Try looking into that place where you dare not look, you'll find me there staring back at you.



I remember your gom jabbar, now you'll remember mine. I can kill with a word. And my word shall carry death eternal... to those who stand against the righteous.

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The Flood / Re: Chopped: Flood Edition
« on: February 25, 2015, 06:07:53 AM »
I don't understand how this works

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