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10531
« on: February 26, 2015, 06:00:26 AM »
Just when the shit posters start to behave themselves, more worthless ones present themselves.
Fuck right the fuck off with your bullshit.
Literally who the fuck are you?
Edit: Oh, a lurker or a newbie. You don't get a voice, sorry.
a plaything like you shouldn't address actual human beings like that
10532
« on: February 26, 2015, 05:56:39 AM »
I'm going to crawl under this thread and die alone.
10533
« on: February 26, 2015, 03:01:58 AM »
I used to. I had enraged, sad, fearful thoughts that I couldn't stop. These days it's much better. I love the feeling of drifting off to sleep the majority of nights now.
10534
« on: February 26, 2015, 02:56:14 AM »
If you're older than, say (I'll be generous) 12, and you can enjoy reading a goosebumps book... that's sad. They're soooo basic.
Animorphs was better.
True. But picking them up again now they read just as badly as a goosebumps book.
Don't care if it's easy to read or great wall of china hard to read. I love them for what they are. If it wasn't for Goosebumps, I'd be an illiterate faggot right now.
It's impossible to enjoy writing that bad once you've been reading adult books a while. Unless you're reading them to a kid. I'd probably enjoy that.
Well let's put it this way. I haz autism.
So.... I read what I want.
Bad writing? You never read Hit and Run have you? R. L. Stine isn't a bad writer.
You're talking to someone who thinks george rr martin is a bad writer.
If you were working for me I'd fire you for saying that. -_o
What would I be doing if I was working for you?
Testing my shitty video games.
Then what makes you think I'd be working for you in the first place?
10535
« on: February 26, 2015, 02:45:28 AM »
If you're older than, say (I'll be generous) 12, and you can enjoy reading a goosebumps book... that's sad. They're soooo basic.
Animorphs was better.
True. But picking them up again now they read just as badly as a goosebumps book.
Don't care if it's easy to read or great wall of china hard to read. I love them for what they are. If it wasn't for Goosebumps, I'd be an illiterate faggot right now.
It's impossible to enjoy writing that bad once you've been reading adult books a while. Unless you're reading them to a kid. I'd probably enjoy that.
Well let's put it this way. I haz autism.
So.... I read what I want.
Bad writing? You never read Hit and Run have you? R. L. Stine isn't a bad writer.
You're talking to someone who thinks george rr martin is a bad writer.
If you were working for me I'd fire you for saying that. -_o
What would I be doing if I was working for you?
10536
« on: February 26, 2015, 02:38:44 AM »
I wanna go mini put now
10537
« on: February 26, 2015, 02:29:43 AM »
#whenzestyhelps
10538
« on: February 26, 2015, 02:29:00 AM »
Two shit bands
Should I click on the video?
10539
« on: February 26, 2015, 02:27:13 AM »
creepy as fuck
10540
« on: February 26, 2015, 12:40:43 AM »
the oracles of dug all agree that slayingold's connection to dugbar's physical conduit into this realm hold some degree of importance, however one must not mistake cognizant avatars of dug with a manifestation of actual divinity.
Further tests would have to be conducted on a specific individual corgi slayingold is in possession of. As written in the book of dug, only one avatar has been able to manifest into a human perceived vessel of dug himself.....
my own specimen has shown promise in obtaining divinity sometime in the next millennium,
if slayingold has a female counterpart displaying the same traits, copulation between the two could serve as the catalyst in the production of a true human perception of dug on this realm
You think to breed a god?
Not a god, but a tangible conception of dug on this realm, dugbar can be better described as an independent force
But... you're Dug.
I along with the other members of the temple of the dug simply represent dug.
Although dug could be controlling my actions
It sounds like Heresy to breed a manifestation of dug.
dug Is neutral on the matter, although if he ever were to actual come down from the heavens, a conflict might ensue
*RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE* Prove this... neutrality.
10541
« on: February 26, 2015, 12:18:20 AM »
the oracles of dug all agree that slayingold's connection to dugbar's physical conduit into this realm hold some degree of importance, however one must not mistake cognizant avatars of dug with a manifestation of actual divinity.
Further tests would have to be conducted on a specific individual corgi slayingold is in possession of. As written in the book of dug, only one avatar has been able to manifest into a human perceived vessel of dug himself.....
my own specimen has shown promise in obtaining divinity sometime in the next millennium,
if slayingold has a female counterpart displaying the same traits, copulation between the two could serve as the catalyst in the production of a true human perception of dug on this realm
You think to breed a god?
Not a god, but a tangible conception of dug on this realm, dugbar can be better described as an independent force
But... you're Dug.
I along with the other members of the temple of the dug simply represent dug.
Although dug could be controlling my actions
It sounds like Heresy to breed a manifestation of dug.
10542
« on: February 26, 2015, 12:14:49 AM »
the oracles of dug all agree that slayingold's connection to dugbar's physical conduit into this realm hold some degree of importance, however one must not mistake cognizant avatars of dug with a manifestation of actual divinity.
Further tests would have to be conducted on a specific individual corgi slayingold is in possession of. As written in the book of dug, only one avatar has been able to manifest into a human perceived vessel of dug himself.....
my own specimen has shown promise in obtaining divinity sometime in the next millennium,
if slayingold has a female counterpart displaying the same traits, copulation between the two could serve as the catalyst in the production of a true human perception of dug on this realm
You think to breed a god?
Not a god, but a tangible conception of dug on this realm, dugbar can be better described as an independent force
But... you're Dug.
10543
« on: February 26, 2015, 12:13:02 AM »
the oracles of dug all agree that slayingold's connection to dugbar's physical conduit into this realm hold some degree of importance, however one must not mistake cognizant avatars of dug with a manifestation of actual divinity.
Further tests would have to be conducted on a specific individual corgi slayingold is in possession of. As written in the book of dug, only one avatar has been able to manifest into a human perceived vessel of dug himself.....
my own specimen has shown promise in obtaining divinity sometime in the next millennium,
if slayingold has a female counterpart displaying the same traits, copulation between the two could serve as the catalyst in the production of a true human perception of dug on this realm
You think to breed a god?
IS HE MAD?!
I don't know. This is fucking me up. God is speaking heresy.
10544
« on: February 26, 2015, 12:06:05 AM »
the oracles of dug all agree that slayingold's connection to dugbar's physical conduit into this realm hold some degree of importance, however one must not mistake cognizant avatars of dug with a manifestation of actual divinity.
Further tests would have to be conducted on a specific individual corgi slayingold is in possession of. As written in the book of dug, only one avatar has been able to manifest into a human perceived vessel of dug himself.....
my own specimen has shown promise in obtaining divinity sometime in the next millennium,
if slayingold has a female counterpart displaying the same traits, copulation between the two could serve as the catalyst in the production of a true human perception of dug on this realm
You think to breed a god?
10545
« on: February 25, 2015, 11:51:25 PM »
And I have a Servo Skull. 
10546
« on: February 25, 2015, 11:35:37 PM »
I have a membership at my local. Tickets: $11
10547
« on: February 25, 2015, 11:05:15 PM »
10548
« on: February 25, 2015, 11:03:31 PM »
Why do we generalise.
10549
« on: February 25, 2015, 11:01:47 PM »
And I uppercase all their I's and correct their grammar as well, even if what I'm writing is dumber than what they wrote.
10550
« on: February 25, 2015, 11:00:03 PM »
I decree MORE HUGS!!!!
*rabble rabble rabble*
10551
« on: February 25, 2015, 10:54:10 PM »
I thought this thread was about me
10552
« on: February 25, 2015, 10:51:32 PM »
We must discuss theology. It just occurred to me: what is Slayingold's relation to Dugbah? Is Slayingold the son of god? Just a prophet? Or do we reject him as the jews rejected jesus? We must clarify our religious doctrine. 
10553
« on: February 25, 2015, 10:27:07 PM »
I have housework to do. Ask me later.
10554
« on: February 25, 2015, 10:16:13 PM »
If you ask her out in story form make it short, cute and hilarious. Complete with suggestive eyebrow raising and a goofy grin that somewhat masks your hungry eyes when she looks at you after finishing. Don't worry if no results immediately, let her keep it, and stay confident and friendly until she comes around. Which she should, she'll show her friends and that shit is super cute.
10555
« on: February 25, 2015, 10:06:17 PM »
Kiyo is gone! It's a dark fetish that compels people to resurrect that presence in name
10556
« on: February 25, 2015, 10:00:05 PM »
If you're older than, say (I'll be generous) 12, and you can enjoy reading a goosebumps book... that's sad. They're soooo basic.
Animorphs was better.
True. But picking them up again now they read just as badly as a goosebumps book.
Don't care if it's easy to read or great wall of china hard to read. I love them for what they are. If it wasn't for Goosebumps, I'd be an illiterate faggot right now.
It's impossible to enjoy writing that bad once you've been reading adult books a while. Unless you're reading them to a kid. I'd probably enjoy that.
Well let's put it this way. I haz autism.
So.... I read what I want.
Bad writing? You never read Hit and Run have you? R. L. Stine isn't a bad writer.
You're talking to someone who thinks george rr martin is a bad writer.
10557
« on: February 25, 2015, 09:53:33 PM »
you're a fucking idiot why did you change the name
you're a fucking idiot why did you change the name
I never did, Dumbass.
I named the crusade
10th post decided, faggot
no, 7th post, which I got
Kill yourself
because you're a fucking idiot who knows I'm right
BUM CHIN
10558
« on: February 25, 2015, 09:52:36 PM »
If you're older than, say (I'll be generous) 12, and you can enjoy reading a goosebumps book... that's sad. They're soooo basic.
Animorphs was better.
True. But picking them up again now they read just as badly as a goosebumps book.
Don't care if it's easy to read or great wall of china hard to read. I love them for what they are. If it wasn't for Goosebumps, I'd be an illiterate faggot right now.
It's impossible to enjoy writing that bad once you've been reading adult books a while. Unless you're reading them to a kid. I'd probably enjoy that.
10559
« on: February 25, 2015, 09:50:39 PM »
you're a fucking idiot why did you change the name
you're a fucking idiot why did you change the name
I never did, Dumbass.
I named the crusade
10th post decided, faggot
no, 7th post, which I got
Kill yourself
because you're a fucking idiot who knows I'm right
10560
« on: February 25, 2015, 09:47:55 PM »
you're a fucking idiot why did you change the name
you're a fucking idiot why did you change the name
I never did, Dumbass.
I named the crusade
10th post decided, faggot
no, 7th post, which I got
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