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The Flood / Re: The plug is active with 9 people
« on: March 01, 2015, 01:11:23 PM »
YouTube

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The Flood / Re: Which appetizer is best?
« on: March 01, 2015, 12:48:49 PM »
I've never had cheese fries but I want them

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The Flood / Re: Good Evening
« on: March 01, 2015, 12:47:45 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Good Evening
« on: March 01, 2015, 12:43:14 PM »
I'm going out to my favourite Italian place later, gonna get a cheese platter as usual.
*follows you*


No, none for you
But I want it


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The Flood / Re: Bad Flags
« on: March 01, 2015, 12:37:31 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Good Evening
« on: March 01, 2015, 12:35:29 PM »
I'm going out to my favourite Italian place later, gonna get a cheese platter as usual.
*follows you*


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The Flood / Re: Aragorn vs Jon Snow. Who. Is. Deadliest?
« on: March 01, 2015, 12:24:04 PM »
OT: Batman wins.

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The Flood / Re: Bad Flags
« on: March 01, 2015, 12:20:26 PM »
there's a place in switzerland that has this bear, and that red part is its dick

Spoiler

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The Flood / Re: Good Evening
« on: March 01, 2015, 12:15:03 PM »
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peanut butter covered cock apocalypse
This sounds like something you would say to vent.

Can I use this?
Hahahaha, christ on crutches!

Sure why not

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The Flood / Re: Good Evening
« on: March 01, 2015, 12:12:52 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Good Evening
« on: March 01, 2015, 12:05:03 PM »
Oh, those pictures on your Facebook were you doing poetry? I was trying to figure out what that was, that is awesome.
The album was called poetry lol!

But yeah. http://www.perthpoetryclub.com/saturday-28th-february-jonothon-twist

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The Flood / Re: Aragorn vs Jon Snow. Who. Is. Deadliest?
« on: March 01, 2015, 11:59:26 AM »
*heir

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The Flood / Re: hi guys how is u all dueing?
« on: March 01, 2015, 11:59:02 AM »
hi

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The Flood / Re: Good Evening
« on: March 01, 2015, 11:57:31 AM »
dr. crane pls go back to your room
this is my room
its ok doc just sleep
I just took a nap, so I'll be up for some hours yet

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The Flood / Re: Good Evening
« on: March 01, 2015, 11:55:22 AM »
dr. crane pls go back to your room
this is my room

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The Flood / Good Evening
« on: March 01, 2015, 11:50:26 AM »
How has everyone's weekend progressed? Mine is, unfortunately, at an end. Especially seeing as how it's 1:40 am, Monday morning. But, I had a successful poetry gig on Saturday, and people have put in numerous requests for a chapbook. So I'm thinking of calling it:

By Request

<insert rainbow coloured barcode here>

A Contract Chapbook

Poems by Jonothon Twist
2011 - 2015

This idea tickles me. Anyway, have a poem and tell me about your weekend.



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a great bluey-grey ghoul of the sky swallows
a neon kick drum
juicing broken atoms, dead babies
fried chicken on a stick in a jug of bloody mary
the earth pushes out tears of destructive precum
banging out a disease to cull the parasite
hearts wither, sterile in exposure
to the elements we abase ourselves
in death and googly-eyed
cash, peanut butter covered cock apocalypse
as popped and shattered limbs sprinkle
dead babies in flurries of blood
god changes the channel and jams
a wildlife park in his mouth
with bits of mountain in a steady staccato, masticating sublimato
a flying egg cracks and sags, vapours collapse
into an aurora borealis haemorrhage
we soar like ouroboros into unconsiousness
the hot urgent breath of despair and incomprehension
ultraviolent keratitis, singe my tongue to sleep

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ayyyyy

no hatin'

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what even brought this on. I haven't done anything.... yet

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The Flood / Re: Google does not support homo erotica
« on: March 01, 2015, 08:35:27 AM »
I just post

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The Flood / Re: Google does not support homo erotica
« on: March 01, 2015, 07:45:30 AM »
I support you

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The Flood / Re: do you ever have those poops
« on: March 01, 2015, 06:22:42 AM »
No it would be multiple largish turds, don't be retarded.

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The Flood / Re: >getting perma'd from 4chan
« on: March 01, 2015, 06:19:16 AM »
That's like cancer growing feet, getting up and walking out of your body.

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The Flood / Re: 10,000 years from now...
« on: March 01, 2015, 04:40:52 AM »
He will be paid in space-homo-dick.

His sphincter will collapse and form a black hole into which humanity will collapse and be reborn into a new universe where all things are Cheat.

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Actually it's more than that. I truly understand the difference between guys that get girls and guys that don't, and the reason there are people that love a generally better life than others.

I'm not going to tell though, because once you learn it will be ingrained into your minds. Y'all would see so much correlation in real life examples, many would become extremely depressed. Better to live without the knowledge
This post.


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