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The Flood / Elegiac Hate Thread Mk IV: Autism Edition
« on: January 15, 2015, 04:25:27 AM »
I've got to dash in a minute, but for anyone who has their... panties in a twist, here is your big, shiny, official outlet. As I've said earlier, those who aren't among my usual haters and have no agenda, please keep this space clear because they get shy in the spotlight, and too much easy socialising will spoil the mood. Please respect my wishes. I'll respond to and encourage hate briefly now, and later when I return.

Begin.

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The Flood / Rocketman, please.
« on: January 15, 2015, 04:22:04 AM »
Trust me, this is a necessary evil. I'm going to make the thread again in a moment, please don't gainsay my wisdom. I say this to you with all due respect.

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The Flood / Elegiac Hate Thread Mk III
« on: January 15, 2015, 04:10:24 AM »
I've got to dash in a minute, but for anyone who has their... panties in a twist, here is your big, shiny, official outlet. As I've said earlier, those who aren't among my usual haters and have no agenda, please keep this space clear because they get shy in the spotlight, and too much easy socialising will spoil the mood. Please respect my wishes. I'll respond to and encourage hate briefly now, and later when I return.

Begin.

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The Flood / Re: Rocketman's skin and bodies thread.
« on: January 15, 2015, 03:55:12 AM »
Because I think my bullshit deserves a thread of its own. As usual.

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The Flood / Where do you buy your shitty clothes?
« on: January 15, 2015, 01:51:46 AM »
The toilet store?


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The Flood / A favour?
« on: January 15, 2015, 12:40:43 AM »
Could someone shop a bane mask onto this?

Spoiler

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The Flood / When Will I See You At The ICU?
« on: January 14, 2015, 11:12:56 PM »
Music Thread.

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The Flood / Apocalypse Showdown
« on: January 14, 2015, 10:35:43 PM »
*sips coffee*

How it goes down:

Firstly, Simian Flu has come and gone, intelligent apes are extant and on the warpath. Secondly, the genetic virus from Black Sheep was been widely spread and Were-sheep/Were-sheep humans abound. Thirdly, the classic Romero walking-zombie outbreak has occured concurrently with these alongside the Rage virus from 28 Days Later.

The last ten or so humans are hiding out in a bunker in Antartica, living off penguin meat. They shouldn't even register in this clash, but you can consider them if you like.

So, how do you think this plays out?

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The Flood / Goodnight, Flood.
« on: January 14, 2015, 02:18:46 PM »
See you tomorrow, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.


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The Flood / Uhmhum... of this I did not know: Evil Dead TV Series.
« on: January 14, 2015, 01:59:46 PM »
I so rarely get a TV show to watch. I think the last one was that half-decent Dirk Gently series.

Link.

New details, apparently.

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The Flood / Death by Boypussy.
« on: January 14, 2015, 01:10:54 PM »


Or exile.

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The Flood / Our male to female ratio.
« on: January 14, 2015, 12:44:16 PM »
Of 8.5:1 isn't too bad, huh?

We can just kick back in this thread and let the pussy come to us.

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The Flood / I didn't do it to kill your mum.
« on: January 14, 2015, 12:38:04 PM »
horse cock

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The Flood / Do you watch multiracial porn?
« on: January 14, 2015, 11:27:10 AM »
I do.

Discuss.

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The Flood / Master Chief vs Ultron
« on: January 14, 2015, 11:01:00 AM »
Master Chief is equipped with the halo 1 pistol, a spartan laser, 4 frags and 4 stickys.

Ultron is movie Ultron and has his powers from the trailers.

Guest combatant rules: Dugong and Manatee are real life sea cows. They are allowed to team up and pick when they want to enter the fight at any time.

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The Flood / Years on the Flood?
« on: January 14, 2015, 08:46:31 AM »
This is my fifth year. I'm not sure which year was my favourite. It's strange. I have good memories of pre-update b.net, but 2013 was a pretty good year as well. In the end I think I'll just have to say that The Darkness was my favourite time.

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The Flood / The Battle Of The Five Armies Review
« on: January 14, 2015, 07:53:41 AM »
Enjoy.

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The Flood / Hate Thread Mk II: Rektum Sturm
« on: January 14, 2015, 07:15:05 AM »
The first hate thread was swamped with inappropriate playfulness. Please, leave this thread uncluttered and ready for #hateposting. I've seen at least one or two of my usual customers lurking shyly around the perimeter without engaging. Those of you without an issue should stand back and give them space to work in, I implore you.

Thank you.

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The Flood / Well, guys...
« on: January 14, 2015, 06:22:13 AM »
Since you seem to eternally be in the mood for a good ol' session of Bitch at Elegiac, let's make a thread of it.

Lay it on me, let it all out.


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The Flood / Punisher
« on: January 14, 2015, 04:04:28 AM »
Music Thread

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The Flood / When monitors post in your thread
« on: January 13, 2015, 11:07:08 PM »
but no mods or admins do, do you feel not special?

#MereMonitors

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The Flood / This site is now a parody thread
« on: January 13, 2015, 10:52:40 PM »
of b.net

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The Flood / 'afternoon all
« on: January 13, 2015, 10:03:35 PM »
ssssup

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The Flood / Loaf is fucking awesome
« on: January 13, 2015, 03:16:50 PM »
bitchy bitching bitches and dick riders, most of you :))

I'll be back tomorrow for a second helping of your asses, you're lucky this place has better functionality and look than b.net

treats?


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The Flood / I want hugs.
« on: January 13, 2015, 02:21:48 PM »
I'm only saying it twice. I'm going to walk away for a couple of minutes now, and when I get back...

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The Flood / Tell me the truth.
« on: January 13, 2015, 02:05:55 PM »
Is this a pokemon?


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The Flood / Eating now.
« on: January 13, 2015, 12:52:41 PM »
I've got some chips, a couple of vegetarian burgers, a couple of eggs, and a cheese and spinach sausage roll. Big fatty me :)

What's for food?

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The Flood / I may have a new heel.
« on: January 13, 2015, 12:29:24 PM »
I'm not sure though. Nick Mc. He's provided a little hate in the past, but now that Oss, Nuka, Kiyo, Digger, Yutaka, ect. have backed off since they're unimaginative cunts and 'dingo' was their best weapon, could Nick be my Final Archnemesis? That would be sorta cool.

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The Flood / Darkest Sci-fi Movies?
« on: January 13, 2015, 12:01:29 PM »
Recommendations?

Mine is still Screamers. Something as bleak as that? I'm more than willing to accept non-english films, I know that a lot of them are better than us in this regard.

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The Flood / Today's words.
« on: January 13, 2015, 11:02:20 AM »
Hah





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