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901
« on: January 20, 2015, 01:54:19 AM »
902
« on: January 20, 2015, 12:17:14 AM »
The book I have now is so awesome that it has a soundtrack.
903
« on: January 19, 2015, 10:16:10 PM »
904
« on: January 19, 2015, 09:20:36 PM »
Guess what just got delivered? Hint: "Fungal noir. Steampunk delirium. A clear signal, if one were ever needed, that VanderMeer remains one of modern fantasy's most original and fearless pioneers." Looks like I can toss Lame of Thrones back in the corner and sink my teeth into the goooood shit 
905
« on: January 19, 2015, 09:01:39 PM »
906
« on: January 19, 2015, 12:06:28 PM »
907
« on: January 19, 2015, 08:26:12 AM »
 Welcome, welcome, to my... humble abode.  Why yes, I am Mr Elegiac. Don't be nervous, not at all. I don't... mean you very much harm. I understand that you requested an audience with me, to... make some query as to my... ahh.. sinister ways. Ask away, ask away. I am feeling most... indulgent. Yes, indeed. Spoiler It is recommended that you play this music while in Elegiac's Demesne:
908
« on: January 19, 2015, 06:03:43 AM »
This thread exists in the past, present and future.Spoiler Technically everything we do is in the past
See you in the future, here, in this thread.
909
« on: January 19, 2015, 02:28:32 AM »
Lo and behold, thine cutesy's!
Tru, the tsun cutesy--the first of lolikind, who sits at the throne.
Byrne, the irish cutesy--the second of lolikind, with a will as strong as stone.
And of course, Yutaka, the mexican cutesy--third-rate, and slathered in salsa.
Casper, the fringed cutesy--a lone wolf, independent and with utter focus.
And then Gatsby, the baller cutesy--the centre of our community, the generic boypussy.
RC, the cumdump cutesy--such is his ability to take a sticky load affirmed.
Ryle, the lambada cutesy--truly yiffy, in a sense, his forbidden dance with fur confirmed.
Rocket, the christian cutesy--transcendently penetrated, brilliantly holy.
Korra, the token female cutesy--forsaking all decency, to pursue her nazi fetish.
And then I? I am the australian cutesy--the accent to end all accents.
910
« on: January 19, 2015, 01:08:02 AM »
look at this baby wobbegong  post baby animals
911
« on: January 19, 2015, 12:46:14 AM »
when things become extravagantly painful does that mean healing is advancing to advanced stages or that your cracked and broken teeth and gums have become infected, there's a weird tiny lump that's formed where half a tooth used to be help, I grant you all a medical license 
912
« on: January 18, 2015, 10:53:20 PM »
Pose hypotheticals in this thread. I will respond to your hypothetical or someone else will; address your hypothetical to the OP if you really want my thoughts in particular. Respond to and pose as many hypotheticals as you wish to.
One million dollars up front, or a pelican delivered half-yearly for the rest of your life?
913
« on: January 18, 2015, 09:54:28 PM »
914
« on: January 18, 2015, 02:01:30 PM »
I see you're all bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. 
915
« on: January 18, 2015, 01:27:57 PM »
916
« on: January 18, 2015, 12:08:12 PM »
917
« on: January 18, 2015, 11:13:37 AM »
I would like to discuss a dream I had last night. I was back in sailing camp with Loaf, in one of the boats seen in the picture above. We were going out to the open lake to race. The boat didn't have a sail on it and we kind of just floated around, eventually as Loaf was sitting on my lap he leaned a little to the side and slipped a hand under his ass to fondle my balls, he enjoyed it. I remember distinctly thinking that it wasn't very enjoyable and that I am still not gay. I think what my dreams are trying to tell me is that I am not actually homosexual. But I keep having the same dream, and I've been having it even more since Loaf joined the forum here. Does anyone know anything about homoerotic dreams?
918
« on: January 18, 2015, 11:01:59 AM »
I did a yawn  but god this game of thrones book is getting boring what's happening around here then?
919
« on: January 18, 2015, 08:56:00 AM »
Naru's next thread will be his thousandth. Will it be a quality thread, or no?
Place your bets. Ryle tokens will be the currency of the day. I put 20 Ryle tokens on it being a quality thread.
920
« on: January 18, 2015, 07:33:21 AM »
stop posting
921
« on: January 18, 2015, 07:04:15 AM »
how do I calm down, loud noises scare me
922
« on: January 18, 2015, 02:22:37 AM »
Mine is License To Kill. This is a sweet as fuck textless version.
923
« on: January 18, 2015, 12:33:07 AM »
924
« on: January 17, 2015, 10:39:27 PM »
So I'm reading it out of politeness, at least it's helping to pass the time while my face re-forms itself
But from what I understand... am I really the only one who doesn't care for this series?
925
« on: January 17, 2015, 08:53:36 PM »
I'll be honest about this, since letting it trickle down through the rumour mill until you guys understand what's happening will only complicate matters. Before I take Kiyo's place on the moderation team I must pass this... 'little' test that Cheat has set me. What test is this? It is the task of running the Official Complaints Thread, with no moderator powers, and minimum complaints about the Complaints Thread.
As the day progresses, our current moderation team will be merging all individual threads which appear to be whinging about something- present or past (anything that can still be bumped)- into this thread. This will include future whinge threads. Threads and posts which will be merged into the Whinge/Complaints Thread will include any post or thread which appears to be complaining about anything at all; anything from complaints about the Sep7agon itself to something as mundane as 'I hate my shoes, they don't fit.' Everyone from high to low, Cheat to Door, will be forevermore falling under the auspices of this process.
This process will begin proper in approximately one hour, until then I can only respectfully request that you post all complaints about the Complaints Thread in the Complaints Thread, although if we could please keep complaints about the Complaints Thread to a minimum, both in the Complaints Thread and outside of it, that would be most appreciated; especially in the case of complaints about the Complaints Thread made outside of the Complaints Thread since all complaints about the Complaints Thread will eventually be merged into the Complaints Thread.
926
« on: January 17, 2015, 02:25:25 PM »
927
« on: January 17, 2015, 11:18:02 AM »
928
« on: January 17, 2015, 03:11:13 AM »
I'm sitting here feeling pretty sore and stupid. I let myself slip into a deep black mood on thursday, then got to drinking. Stupid, stupid. I went out to one of my favourite spots to write, down by the river, and I actually wrote a nice little piece, but it didn't help. To cut a long story short, drinking continued, on an empty stomach, and at some point in the night I tried to kill myself by throwing myself in front of a car. I don't remember it too clearly, but I obviously didn't pull it off since I'm still here. Someone called an ambulance and they came to pick me up. I mustn't have even damaged the car because nobody ever heard from them. But in hindsight, I wouldn't want to have done that to some poor driver.
The next thing I remember is abusing hospital staff, drunkenly trying to get them to discharge me since the sun was coming up, and trying to hit on nurses with my face still covered in dried blood. I never wanted to be one of those dumbasses who gets angry at hospital staff. Now I'm sitting here, body all battered, with staples in my face (apparently I wouldn't let them stitch me up), a lot of loose teeth and one tooth missing.
Dumbest thing I've ever done. So. Fucking. Dumb. I haven't told any of my real life friends yet, I just cancelled my weekend activities and said that I'd had an 'accident.' And I certainly don't want to talk about what brought the mood on, that's far too private and something for me to deal with myself.
You can comment on how stupid I am, but please don't lecture me, because as always, I already understand everything that's wrong with what I did. Feels sorta unreal, but at least I'm still alive.
929
« on: January 16, 2015, 10:24:56 PM »
AMA
930
« on: January 15, 2015, 04:28:26 AM »
Well, maybe this is a better format. Pile in then. I really do have to leave now though, I'll provide responses and encouragement when I get back.
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