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The Flood / What would you say if I told you
« on: February 06, 2015, 08:34:08 AM »
That 75% of people would buy 75% of the flood a kebab late at night because you all look like cheap sluts. You look like you enjoy cheap meat. You're good for a cheap thrill and nothing else. Deal with it.

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The Flood / BritishLemon, ChallengerX, Numb Digger
« on: February 06, 2015, 06:24:43 AM »
This will be a quality thread

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The Flood / What are we doing for blank posting these days?
« on: February 05, 2015, 11:01:00 PM »
Alt codes aren't working for me no matter what I do.

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The Flood / Post the last song that will play at your funeral.
« on: February 05, 2015, 09:50:06 PM »
People always talk about wanting their funeral to be a celebration of their lives, or a happy occasion... "I don't want people to feel sad." I'm of the opposite opinion. Life is bad and you should feel bad. It's healthy to embrace the whole emotional spectrum and learn to deal with it. It builds character. I'll video host it and make everyone feel really sentimental and loving and end it relatively abruptly on a poignant note. I wanna make sociopaths tear up >:D

And I'm thinking this will be the last song played, at some point in the proceedings. Nothing is set in stone though. It behooves us to be flexible.

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Do you have any funeral plans?

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Addendum: I do want to go into cryo though. So mayhap it will be more of a farewell than a funeral. I'm not sure if people would cry at a 'going into cryo' event. Hm.

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The Flood / Force Powers vs Space Marine Ranged Arsenal
« on: February 05, 2015, 09:34:40 AM »
Choose wisely.

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The Flood / People born to 43+ year old parents.
« on: February 05, 2015, 06:16:58 AM »
I believe that people who are conceived by old parents inherit inferior genes. They are less mentally agile, less motivated, less attractive, more prone to disease and they age quicker. At the opposite end of the spectrum, I believe that people born to young parents by default inherit the optimum set of genes that it is possible for them to attain.

I believe that a child conceived on a young girl undergoing her first ovulation constitutes, for the human race, a breed of super or superior human. I know that sounds really wrong, but if the above is true, then it follows.

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The Flood / SFW Sex Chat
« on: February 05, 2015, 01:46:44 AM »
Underneath my clothes I'm naked.

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The Flood / Lightsaber vs Thunder Hammer
« on: February 04, 2015, 09:23:01 PM »
Choose wisely.

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The Flood / My 2nd Sep7agon Picture Thread
« on: February 04, 2015, 01:49:47 PM »
As per the poll. I just ducked outside and took these. I actually shaved for the first time in over a couple of weeks today. The off-colour bit on my chin is where I was busted open, it's healed remarkably, and only bled a little when I shaved, I don't think I'm even going to have a scar.

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The drill is to post and discuss pics.

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The Flood / What kind of thread should I make?
« on: February 04, 2015, 12:14:04 PM »
Poll closes in twenty minutes.

Edit: Poll closes when an option takes the lead.

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The Flood / Alrighty, I have this shiny new thread.
« on: February 04, 2015, 11:30:42 AM »
Let's have fun times in this thread :)

Should we play a game? Suggestions?

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The Flood / Excuse me?
« on: February 04, 2015, 10:27:09 AM »
I can't make a thread without it being swamped with insults from digger. I bite back and I get a warning? Pull your heads out and reverse that, thank you.

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The Flood / Love Is A Stranger
« on: February 04, 2015, 07:17:53 AM »
Been listening to a guy cover Eurythmics this evening so... muzak thread.

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The Flood / What are we up to today?
« on: February 04, 2015, 01:10:43 AM »
I'm off out tonight to see this. *shrugs* I like Annie Lennox.

I'm gonna hit the shower now, responses when I return.


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The Flood / 'Emergency' meeting.
« on: February 03, 2015, 11:49:16 PM »
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Day by day, it just seems to be continuing. I'm not too worried, since the majority of our old b.net crew are still cool with me, but we have a lot of new members who don't like me. They accuse me of arrogance, spam... I almost don't feel... well, I almost don't feel like a nice guy anymore. And more and more I've been pushed to say hurtful things to others in order to defend myself. I'm ignoring a lot of it now, but that doesn't make it go away, it just seems to ferment and get worse when I ignore it for too long.

I'm followed from thread to thread to thread, having every second thread derailed and filled with abuse.

Am I supposed to change my posting habits? I look at the front page of the Flood each day and most of the threads aren't that intelligent. Why is it that I should have to become a paragon of posting? The people who accuse me of shitposting themselves post the worst 'content' out of anyone here.

As for my arrogance, I just like to put on a faux-lordly attitude. It's been a running schtick for ages. Pay attention to the way that I treat you, and not to the terms that I couch myself in, if that helps at all.

I guess I'm simultaneously defending myself and asking for advice. Is there a reasonable way to mend this schism I've found myself in between the old world and the new?

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The Flood / Dug & Foxe
« on: February 03, 2015, 11:10:24 PM »
Majestic but inexplicable. We must attempt the theology of this encounter.


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The Flood / Lightsaber vs Power Axe
« on: February 03, 2015, 10:24:09 PM »
Choose wisely.

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The Flood / An Irreverent Feminist Manifesto for the 21st Century
« on: February 03, 2015, 12:18:44 PM »
The end of human beings. The awesome statement.

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The Flood / I just saw a gecko
« on: February 03, 2015, 11:55:42 AM »
And I was like "Oh aren't you a big old lizzy lizard" and we looked at each other :)

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The Flood / I am silly like slash
« on: February 03, 2015, 11:18:30 AM »
can you be silly like slash


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The Flood / New Project
« on: February 03, 2015, 07:48:22 AM »
Kupo is having trouble finding the old music thread that used to be pinned. Searches pull up too many instances of the word 'music' for it to be easily searchable. We're not selfish enough to ask him to just bookmark the page, so in order to help a brother out we're going to have to come up with a new way to say... that word. My suggestion is: Muzak.

Thoughts?

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The Flood / Official Homepage Messages Update Package
« on: February 03, 2015, 06:24:56 AM »
As it stands these will be added to the rotation:

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Bright eyes and bushy tails
Get your rat out

To be fair, use this thread to discuss any further additions, but please be sensible. These additions are qualified by both their own prominence, prestige and place in (dare I call it such) Sep7agon (and in the case of the first two, bungie.net also) pop culture, and symmetrically by these same properties belonging to their benefactors.

So please consider the worth of your suggestion carefully before putting it forward. These additions will be presented to the Administration staff for implementation in due time, or when it seems that the measure of this planned update has been taken, agreed upon and found satisfactory. Or in other words, I'll PM Cheat and Isara in an hour or so with whatever I think makes the grade.

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The Flood / I want to say what this is in the thread title...
« on: February 03, 2015, 02:18:00 AM »
 ...but words don't do this poetry justice.

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The Flood / Am I going sane?
« on: February 03, 2015, 01:21:14 AM »
I made a list of fruit


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The Flood / Shaving thread.
« on: February 02, 2015, 10:48:20 PM »
How often do you shave? What do you shave with? Where do you shave? :P

I haven't shaved in a bit and my growth is pretty advanced now, I can't really see the scarring or whatever underneath but it still feels tender. I've gotta shave today or tomorrow, but I'm scared. Tell me to man up, Flood.

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The Flood / Welcome to... Happyland
« on: February 02, 2015, 12:06:42 PM »
Got this in the mail today. Uploaded to youtube because this shizz is hard to come by.



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The Flood / Cheese Thread?
« on: February 02, 2015, 06:30:24 AM »
Discuss the glory of cheese.

I have three blues this evening: Stilton, Roquefort and Edelpilz. I love blue cheese.

Stilton:


Roquefort:


Edelpilz:

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