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The Flood / So you've just been stripped of your moderator position.
« on: February 12, 2015, 10:04:52 AM »
You've gotta make a move, what's it gonna be?

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The Flood / Dump the Clip.
« on: February 12, 2015, 07:08:27 AM »
Rap thread?

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The Flood / Do you want my sausage?
« on: February 12, 2015, 03:41:51 AM »
I'm a vegetarian so I can't have it


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The Flood / A discussion of Animal Thug Life.
« on: February 11, 2015, 10:12:36 PM »
What, in your opinion, makes an animal act like a thug? Are they just born with it, or is it learnt from humans?

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The Flood / Lemon, I see you posting.
« on: February 11, 2015, 10:06:31 PM »
But you're muted, son. I can't see whatever dumbshit you're dribbling now. I thought you would have guessed that you were muted along with challenger and digger. Nigga is you dumb or sumthin?




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The Flood / Excuse me, retard, but why was that thread locked?
« on: February 11, 2015, 09:59:05 PM »
It had discussion value, it had content. The first thread I made today was more lockworthy than that one. Are you going to lock all the actual shitpost threads now? Or just the threads that have discussion value?

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The Flood / Thug Life
« on: February 11, 2015, 09:49:48 PM »
yeah

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The Flood / Yesterday I made a sexy shitpost thread that got locked.
« on: February 11, 2015, 09:11:53 PM »
It all happened so quickly. One moment I had a thread and the next I didn't. The mod who did it didn't even speak. They just left me lying there violated. I now am suffering from PTSD.

Help me deal with my troubling past, Flood :(

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The Flood / stroke your cock
« on: February 11, 2015, 01:01:38 PM »
hell yeah sexy

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The Flood / Which part of the egg do you like more?
« on: February 11, 2015, 10:40:17 AM »
I like the yellow part.

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The Flood / What does feminism mean to you?
« on: February 11, 2015, 07:25:55 AM »
To be honest, it means little more to me than equal pay (on their behalf) and freedom of thought and lifestyle (on all of our behalf's) within a humanist perspective.. it's a very western ideal though, and western legitimacy is by no means guaranteed or even justified, given our expanded world (universe-spanning) view.

Any culture on Earth could/may eventually provide for the continued survival of our species, which is- honestly- all I care about, within reason. I wouldn't want us to expand too far into the galaxy with our extant animality intact.

But I ramble. Title for reference.


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The Flood / We need more things to call 'Autistic'
« on: February 11, 2015, 01:00:12 AM »
I'm putting this forward. Or is this only le ebin gay?

Thoughts? Suggestions?

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The Flood / One of the boldest lies ever told.
« on: February 10, 2015, 09:56:35 PM »
We can't read his poker face.



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Dad never taught me how to shave, so... as a result, I have never shaved.

I'll get around to it?...

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The Flood / Flood, help with something silly.
« on: February 10, 2015, 09:46:42 AM »
Which one of these pics should go with my bio for my poetry feature? I'm feeling hardcore indecision, and every outside opinion is helping me move towards critical-decision-mass.

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The Flood / I may have spoken too soon... NSFW?
« on: February 10, 2015, 07:07:45 AM »

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The Flood / Now what will you do
« on: February 10, 2015, 03:22:33 AM »

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The Flood / Don't you hate it
« on: February 10, 2015, 12:28:29 AM »
When you're listening to music and then you tune into the singer breathing in-between words

AND THEN YOU CAN'T STOP HEARING IT

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The Flood / I'm thinking of making a Spider Man movie
« on: February 09, 2015, 11:53:00 PM »
I was thinking of casting Morgan Freeman as The Vulture, and setting it in Johannesburg. Really bust the paradigm open and cover some new ground. Thoughts?

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The Flood / Notifications
« on: February 09, 2015, 08:58:33 PM »
Should the notifications icon change from an exclamation point to a question mark?

So instead of:

"HEY LOOK AT THIS  >:("

It would be more like:

"Oh, I wonder what this will be :)"

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Septagon / Whoops
« on: February 09, 2015, 10:33:27 AM »
I just clicked (un)notify

What did I do?

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The Flood / I'm shy
« on: February 09, 2015, 09:06:18 AM »
go away onee-flood-chan-kun-baka


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The Flood / Oh, Jesus
« on: February 09, 2015, 06:14:55 AM »
Willem Dafoe is the best Jesus

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The Flood / I bought underwear, AMA me anything
« on: February 09, 2015, 03:01:35 AM »
you must be +18 plus to post

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The Flood / *sips coffee*
« on: February 08, 2015, 08:14:24 PM »
Good morning. What are we all up to today?

I'm having my teeth looked at. Hopefully by the end of the week I'll be able to eat using my whole mouth again. And my dentist loves conspiracy theories, so if he's not too busy it'll mean hanging around for an hour after the appointment listening to him talk about the Bermuda Triangle or something.

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The Flood / #foxposting
« on: February 08, 2015, 09:39:36 AM »
in the fox village  :)

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The Flood / Guide to Understanding the Introverted.
« on: February 08, 2015, 08:22:25 AM »
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The Flood / Endangered monkey eaten by otters.
« on: February 08, 2015, 12:37:03 AM »

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The Flood / Clothing Thread.
« on: February 07, 2015, 11:13:39 PM »
I finally found my Fox hoodie, and it ain't cheap and nasty looking; all I'll need to do is pull that dorky paw print thing off the zipper. I'm seeing snow for the first time this year, so expect super cute snowy fox pics at some point. I've also ordered this.

Discussion as per title and OP.

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The Flood / Tell me about Anita Sarkeesian.
« on: February 07, 2015, 09:52:42 PM »
On the way home from a gig with my brother and his mates last night I ran into one of my poetry buddies on the train (very drunk) and he ended up sharing a poem with me, which I'll include here for the lulz...

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Your boyfriend thinks Matchbox Twenty are cool
Your boyfriend thinks Nickelback are cool
Your boyfriend doesn’t know who Iggy Pop is
Your boyfriend killed Kurt Cobain

Your boyfriend is excellent at sport
Your boyfriend thinks Bryce Courtenay is a good writer
Your boyfriend votes for Tony Abbot
Your boyfriend has very high testosterone levels

Your boyfriend likes to subjugate other people
Your boyfriend gets into fights when he’s pissed
Your boyfriend is a macho dominant asshole
Your boyfriend is the type of dickhead who beat me up at school

Your boyfriend is going to beat you if you marry him
If you didn’t give it up to him he would probably rape you
And is probably raping other women
Right now

Your boyfriend has a six pack
Your boyfriend has muscles on his muscles on his muscles
Your boyfriend is cheating on you with a stripper
Your boyfriend is a dominant alpha male

Your boyfriend is a dildo-brain
Your boyfriend is a dick-brain
Your boyfriend is a condom-brain
Your boyfriend is a butt-plug-brain

Your boyfriend is a racist, a sexist, and a homophobe
Your boyfriend is an embodiment of Patriarchy
But you’ll never know it because he hides it well
With his excellent social manipulation skills

Your boyfriend thinks drugs are for mugs
Your boyfriend drinks Bourbon and coke
Your boyfriend thinks that women belong in the kitchen
But he wouldn’t say that to you

Your boyfriend makes football players look like feminists
Your boyfriend can only feel aggression or lust and shuts out all other emotions
Your boyfriend beats his meat to pictures of horses fucking
Your boyfriend exudes toxic masculinity

Your boyfriend likes to fist cows
Your boyfriend sucks on sadism sauce
Your boyfriend has balls of brass and an iron plated ass
Your boyfriend has nostrils of plastic and ceramic eyebrows

Your boyfriend always has to be on top
Your boyfriend doesn’t believe in foreplay
Your boyfriend has a mundane cock
Your boyfriend lasts for two minutes

Your boyfriend is covered in soft green nylon fur
Your boyfriend has potassium kneecaps like rubber bands and an origami sphincter
Your boyfriend has helium cheek bones and a cucumber up his ass
Your boyfriend has plasticine gonads and porcelain ear lobes

Your boyfriend doesn’t act like an asshole in front of you because he wants to fuck you
And every time you fuck him you reinforce and validate his behaviour
And every time you fuck him his ego and bloated self-esteem get bigger
So that he can kick the shit out of anyone weaker than him
And oppress everyone who meets him

 ...anyway, there was this feminist chick sitting across from us, one thing led to another, and it ended up turning into a debate/discussion on feminism, which remained pretty civil until my friend left the train. Then one of my brothers mates brought up anita sarkeesian, which degenerated into effectively the entire carriage (women and train guards included) ganging up on this feminist chick. It was kinda depressing.

I didn't pay any attention to gamergate, and I wasn't in the mood to follow the, uh.. 'conversation' last night, so could someone give a tl;dr description of anita sarkeesian? I don't want to trawl through the masses of internet speculation that seems to have built up. I trust you guys to give me an unbiased answer.

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The Flood / If we were all foxes
« on: February 07, 2015, 01:55:29 AM »
Cheat is the guy with the bucket

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