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« on: March 06, 2015, 07:03:20 AM »
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« on: March 06, 2015, 04:49:54 AM »
who here is a mafia?
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« on: March 06, 2015, 03:34:49 AM »
...if one of the ingredients was 'mystery sauce' and they wouldn't tell you what it was because it was a successful business secret, like the 7 secret herbs and spices?
The place has been open 2 months, and it looks really dodgy, even though the food tastes good for some weird reason.
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« on: March 05, 2015, 11:04:56 PM »
For me it's Full Metal Jacket.
Pick your contender from his masterful repertoire.
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« on: March 05, 2015, 03:38:59 PM »
that counted as malicious
LOL
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« on: March 05, 2015, 03:32:13 PM »
My boner RIP Door without makeup
Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler 'night all see you tomorrow, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed 
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« on: March 05, 2015, 06:06:56 AM »
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« on: March 05, 2015, 03:50:42 AM »
Probably isn't news to some of us, but I thought it was odd enough to announce. Get it here.
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« on: March 05, 2015, 12:45:24 AM »
Should we have more threads by Loaf, or more threads about Loaf?
Which is more preferable/beneficent?
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« on: March 04, 2015, 01:44:27 PM »
it's not even a fox, I'm seriously considering sending this bitch some hate mail, her shit is fucking stupid
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« on: March 04, 2015, 09:33:34 AM »
Your body was destroyed in a fire, but science can put your brain in a new body. These are your choices (male and female): Body 1
Body 2
Body 3
Body 4
I pick Body 1
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« on: March 04, 2015, 06:44:42 AM »
It just occurred to me: how do you think Spider-Mans powers would function in zero gravity?
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« on: March 04, 2015, 03:10:32 AM »
I feel teh sadz  Help me list the things that Loaf does for us • Upholds our homosexual rights • Sensible debate • One time on b.net I gave Loaf a Reach map pack code for free • New perspectives • Joy and laughter • He is non-threatening • His threads sexually arouse the mods • Gootsby is cute when he's jealous • He's the twink version of Fruit • Stop trying to make 'fetch' happen • He cheers up Luke when he's sad • • • • • • • • •
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« on: March 04, 2015, 12:16:57 AM »
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« on: March 03, 2015, 02:24:43 PM »
See you tomorrow, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. 
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« on: March 03, 2015, 07:26:57 AM »
let someone else take your horse meat and slap their label on it Spoiler I can hear a television nearby, what was the last thing the television said to you?
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« on: March 03, 2015, 03:38:51 AM »
This seems like something we can take a little more perspective from. I'm even more hyped!!!  It's pointless to argue with me about some things 
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« on: March 02, 2015, 09:40:58 PM »
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« on: March 02, 2015, 06:28:01 AM »
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« on: March 02, 2015, 02:04:05 AM »
This week is the festival of the Bear and the Fox! I will try to keep the celebration confined to this thread, which will stay active throughout the week until the prizes are handed out on Sunday. There will be two competitions running concurrently during the week. Firstly, a short story competition, which I will be judging; and secondly, a visual arts competition, which Ushan will judge. The story must be 2000 words or less, and must contain the characters of a bear and a fox in leading roles. The artwork can be in any format or medium, for example, a paneled cartoon is just as legitimate as a painting for the purposes of this category, and must, again, have as its main concern and focal point the characters of a fox and a bear. The prizes will consist of two Amazon Gift Vouchers, provided by myself, each valued at $15. Please deposit your entries for either of these competitions in this thread. Business aside, this thread is also a general discussion of bears and foxes. Ushan will be looking particularly charming this week, so make sure to give his fuzzy-puff tail a tweak! 
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« on: March 02, 2015, 12:11:53 AM »
And Harry was the smart friend with muggle parents and Ron was still just Ron. Do you think it could have led to a complicated love triangle. Just wondering if Hermione being the main character would make a difference.
(I'm not writing a fan fic)
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« on: March 01, 2015, 02:33:42 PM »
or is that just a lie that people make up to make themselves feel better?
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« on: March 01, 2015, 11:50:26 AM »
How has everyone's weekend progressed? Mine is, unfortunately, at an end. Especially seeing as how it's 1:40 am, Monday morning. But, I had a successful poetry gig on Saturday, and people have put in numerous requests for a chapbook. So I'm thinking of calling it: By Request
<insert rainbow coloured barcode here>
A Contract Chapbook
Poems by Jonothon Twist
2011 - 2015 This idea tickles me. Anyway, have a poem and tell me about your weekend.  Spoiler a great bluey-grey ghoul of the sky swallows
a neon kick drum
juicing broken atoms, dead babies
fried chicken on a stick in a jug of bloody mary
the earth pushes out tears of destructive precum
banging out a disease to cull the parasite
hearts wither, sterile in exposure
to the elements we abase ourselves
in death and googly-eyed
cash, peanut butter covered cock apocalypse
as popped and shattered limbs sprinkle
dead babies in flurries of blood
god changes the channel and jams
a wildlife park in his mouth
with bits of mountain in a steady staccato, masticating sublimato
a flying egg cracks and sags, vapours collapse
into an aurora borealis haemorrhage
we soar like ouroboros into unconsiousness
the hot urgent breath of despair and incomprehension
ultraviolent keratitis, singe my tongue to sleep
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« on: March 01, 2015, 12:45:30 AM »
I'm never gonna break apart, quite like you I'm never gonna long for life, the way you do I'm never gonna push you out, 'cause you're not in And this will only take a while, 'cause I only want to be your SATURDAY SAVIOUR Music thread. Discuss.
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« on: March 01, 2015, 12:05:21 AM »
Or not interested?
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« on: February 27, 2015, 02:31:37 PM »
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« on: February 27, 2015, 01:44:42 PM »
G' day mate. Welcome to Australia. You won't be needing those pants. 
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« on: February 27, 2015, 10:15:01 AM »
Who wants snacks? 
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« on: February 27, 2015, 09:00:47 AM »
People who aren't decent human beings tend to dislike me. I don't tolerate bullies or those who enjoy the suffering of others.
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« on: February 27, 2015, 02:51:15 AM »
so watch out! grr 
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