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The Flood / Makin' 5 cheese pizza.
« on: March 17, 2015, 01:44:11 PM »
Well Fladdies, what's for eats?

Spoiler
since lads became a thing the flood is now referred to as 'the flads'

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The Flood / Choose a Nation.
« on: March 17, 2015, 12:25:31 PM »
You can instantly have total power over any country on earth. You have uncontested command over every facet of it. Dissident factions come together to obey your dictates.

Which country do you pick? I'd pick either The Democratic Republic of the Congo, or Brazil.

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The Flood / Shit So Bad That British Airways Plane Had to Turn Around
« on: March 16, 2015, 11:50:13 PM »
Article.

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A British Airways flight was forced to turn around and land over the weekend because somebody did a shit so bad the plane was essentially rendered useless. Imagine living your life in the knowledge that you once turded so appallingly that a 747-400 had to turn around and land. Your liquid shit brought a £360 million airplane juddering out of the sky. Imagine looking your loved ones in the face after that. Imagine hugging your mum. You couldn't. Your arsehole is essentially a terrorist.

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The Flood / no way to ayy
« on: March 16, 2015, 12:07:51 PM »
https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1571637013076790

stop the stupid

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The Flood / Project G650
« on: March 16, 2015, 09:15:27 AM »
Creflo Dollar needs a new plane.

YouTube

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The Flood / I went to the dentist today
« on: March 16, 2015, 06:18:33 AM »
Finally had my split teeth seen to, but only one was pulled, the other received a temporary filling because it wasn't split across the nerve. I have the pulled tooth with me in a baggy. It's pretty big.

The side of my face feels awkward and gumpy, and since leaving the dentist I've felt unaccountably... sooky. I don't know why I feel so unhappy. It's dumb, I've been trying to ignore the feeling, but I feel sad and upset. Maybe it's because my face feels awkward. I don't know. Maybe something to do with anesthetic... ? But that doesn't seem right. I feel worn out and useless. Blah.

Here's a music.

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The Flood / I am Elegiac.
« on: March 16, 2015, 04:00:26 AM »
And I love you.

Discuss.


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The Flood / guess what
« on: March 15, 2015, 11:18:53 PM »
I don't know

discuss the different posts you have made today during your job of posting on the flood: I saw a thread where a troll was talking to people so that thread had some problems in it

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The Flood / I am reading this wiki
« on: March 15, 2015, 09:28:53 PM »
it is giving me many cringey lulz

http://ultradragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Dragon_Ball:_User_Warriors


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The Flood / BRUTAL SQUID FRENZY
« on: March 15, 2015, 08:37:10 AM »
it's as if the squid lulled scott, only to ambush him

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The Flood / Hi
« on: March 15, 2015, 01:40:24 AM »
Hi

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The Flood / There is now more incentive than ever to post here.
« on: March 13, 2015, 10:53:11 PM »
Because the forum is really great.



Say what you like best about it.

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The Flood / This thread is a box.
« on: March 13, 2015, 08:39:31 AM »
Inside the box we can have any adventures that we want to have.


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The Flood / If Loaf was to change his avatar...
« on: March 13, 2015, 07:43:26 AM »
 ...what could he change it to that would maintain his loafyness at a level as high as his current avatar does?

Post suggestions and maybe the Flood's king, Loaf, will like one of them.

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The Flood / THERE'S A WAR GOING ON OUTSIDE
« on: March 13, 2015, 02:19:55 AM »
YOU CAN EITHER FIND A PLACE TO HIDE OR START RIDING

I keep sub-woofers woofing like a werewolf, howling
The werewolf growling, rappers throw the towel in
I stand tall, towering
A giant, overpowering
Meet me outerspace where I'm meteor showering
Shoveling, dirt up in the cemetery
Scowling, crawling
Looking for a soul for devouring
Owls swoop down, grabbing rats off the ground
You can hear the bell toll twelve time's in the town
Now it's midnight, streets where them lost souls hitchhike
Hearts pump ice water, never been the bitch type
I fistfight with God, slap box with Amen Ra
I'm Allah, I'm a star armed robbing armored cars
Armoralled Audi villain
I'm a getaway driver
Loaded automatic in my leather jacket liner
Rap is like vagina, eat it, beat it, till it bleeds
Fill it full of seeds, keep the kingdom undeceased, hoes

I am surrounded by legends
Even when I don't fit in, I get in
You ain't gotta pat me down to find the weapon
Scott Stallone won't even adjust to settings
Before the Armageddon starts
The dark artists
I go the hardest, the farthest, after my target
So when I'm standing on a pyramid
Amongst the Army of the illest fucking lyricists
Chicken Little, be prepared for anything when the sky falls
You gon' have to fucking deal with it, all of y'all
My team's synonymous with fire pits
Branding irons, muzzle flash, crying kids
The catalyst, the arrogance, is brought upon
By the fact that nobody's ever proven me wrong
So fuck your song, fuck your albums and your rap career
You got a problem? I'll be right here


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The Flood / THE ARMY'S HERE
« on: March 13, 2015, 01:53:37 AM »
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE ENDING

Everybody hit the floor, y'all don't got a choice
I hit hard like the bass that was in my father's voice
I ain't soft, [I'm intense] if a rock god anoints
Often wrong, never in doubt like Donnie Deutsch
See I was robbing motherfuckers, a taker of things
The star chaser, Allah nature, maker of wings
Empire of Egypt with your critical thinking
It was never the fetus of physical sinking
Seek truth find knowledge and became wisdom
Accurately accepting from the same prism
I'm the man behind the number what the game missing




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The Flood / Forget Jurassic World
« on: March 12, 2015, 01:53:42 PM »
That shit is weak.

Check this out, cuz I'm all about Jurassic City.

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The Flood / Damn, I was almost scared.
« on: March 12, 2015, 12:48:42 PM »
But the end of the movie really eased you back into reality. None of that lingering fear of the unknown in the dark ala Blair Witch. That's not to say that there weren't some genuine fucking chills to be had. I hid my eyes behind my hands a couple of times and I'm something of a horror pro.

I think Australia makes good Horror movies. I watched The Tunnel.

YouTube



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The Flood / well flad
« on: March 12, 2015, 09:06:18 AM »
it's time for me to shower

first to post tells me how much time I have to shower and be back here

go go fladdies

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The Flood / post your lads lads
« on: March 11, 2015, 11:27:23 PM »

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The Flood / Sideways Thoughts.
« on: March 11, 2015, 12:21:47 PM »
Because, ya know, the Lord moves in mysterious ways. Sometimes he'll come in at an angle. Other times he can hover, then swoop. Sometimes he can even come in from beneath, like a worm.. or mole. He's the Lord, it's his call how he chooses to maneuver. Not really a parody thread but more asking of how people deal with living/being alive. And finding God before he finds you.

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The Flood / I did 15 push ups
« on: March 11, 2015, 12:10:20 PM »
My heart rate is up and I'm breathing slightly hard. I probably could have done about eight more, but eh.

How many push ups can you do?

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The Flood / If you ever feel lonely
« on: March 11, 2015, 06:49:18 AM »
Remember:


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The Flood / Goodnight, Flood.
« on: March 10, 2015, 03:09:23 PM »
See you tomorrow, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed :D



Please, continue to discuss pillows  ;)


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One pillow or two, or what?

I use one pillow. I like my pillow to be firm but not too firm- it has to have some give and softness- and consistent in that feel. I can't stand lumpy pillows. Especially with hard lumps.

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The Flood / You make love like a Japanese meal.
« on: March 10, 2015, 01:21:42 PM »
Small portions, but so many courses.

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The Flood / Petition for new title page message thingy.
« on: March 10, 2015, 08:55:40 AM »
You know the one's... what's the official name for them?

"You're easily our worst new poster"

Nobody can say I haven't earned this one. I don't even say it myself anymore lol; even people who don't like me use it and I've noticed a bit of a return and increase in its usage over the past couple of months/bunch of weeks/whatever.

Plus it's a glorious thing to greet a new member with when they visit the home page, if they notice it :)

These things:




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The Flood / Let's get two things straight
« on: March 09, 2015, 03:47:47 PM »
As in... both legs. Get it? Two things.

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Although this douche in the video seems to iron about twenty things. Even throws in a bonus comment on ironing his casual khaki pants at the end. I don't iron anything... maybe one day I'll have a need. So discuss ironing. No way can this parody be locked. I'm sitting pretty right here.

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The Flood / Just this one time: We'll try to make 'fetch' a thing.
« on: March 09, 2015, 10:06:38 AM »
For Gootsby. And Gootsby's children. And his children's children.

I feel that I look super fetch in this picture.



Fetch has now tentatively been initiated.

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The Flood / Post the most American thing that you like.
« on: March 09, 2015, 09:42:15 AM »
I like the old GI Joe movie intro. I feel it's exciting and well-orchestrated.

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COOOOOBRA COOOBRA!

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The Flood / When the juice company does this.
« on: March 06, 2015, 12:14:58 PM »
And it's a limited edition, do you think it's just because they've collected enough run-off from the different juice machines? Then they bung it all together and call it special?


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