I'm being sexually molested... discuss the last illegal thing you witnessed or that happened to you.

Where lies the strangling fruit that came from the hand of the sinner I shall bring forth the seeds of the dead to share with the worms that gather in the darkness and surround the world with the power of their lives while from the dim lit halls of other places forms that never were and never could be writhe for the impatience of the few who never saw what could have been. In the black water with the sun shining at midnight, those fruit shall come ripe and in the darkness of that which is golden shall split open to reveal the revelation of the fatal softness in the earth. The shadows of the abyss are like the petals of a monstrous flower that shall blossom within the skull and expand the mind beyond what any man can bear, but whether it decays under the earth or above on green fields, or out to sea or in the very air, all shall come to revelation, and to revel, in the knowledge of the strangling fruit—and the hand of the sinner shall rejoice, for there is no sin in shadow or in light that the seeds of the dead cannot forgive. And there shall be in the planting in the shadows a grace and a mercy from which shall blossom dark flowers, and their teeth shall devour and sustain and herald the passing of an age. That which dies shall still know life in death for all that decays is not forgotten and reanimated it shall walk the world in the bliss of not-knowing. And then there shall be a fire that knows the naming of you, and in the presence of the strangling fruit, its dark flame shall acquire every part of you that remains.

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wut do

if he beats me over this silly ex-slut it'll be because he's bought her I imagine

fucking hell

Since I've definitively proven that a Space Marine would beat a Jedi or Sith, I will now do the same for pokemon.

Choose the superior weapon.

respectful

because he doesn't make you deal with long retarded-ass posts where a word or phrase is repeated continuously

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How do we feel about this? Do they seem promising?

Rainy mood.

Music.

Greetings, friend.. step in out of the rain, let me take your coat. Welcome to our little club. We're easy-going here, so grab a seat and kick back, or you can wander over to the dance floor if you'd you like to shake off those blues. And if you'd like something to sip, jump the bar and help yourself.

So tell me about your day, or.. what's on your mind?

Here is another video to help the Naru to dance



Please share more help to teach the Naru to dance

Have you ever wondered at the meaning of the lines 'Bend it over, show them ratchet hoes who you better than, All them hoes broke, all them hoes is irrelevant', as featured in the popular club hit Throw That Boy Pussy by Fly Young Red? If you have then today is your lucky day!

Here is what it means: These stank ass hoes think they’re the best at pussy poppin, but they’re mediocre when it comes to that boy pussy. All them hoes 'broke', meaning all those girls have nothing to show. They’re 'irrelevant', they have no game here.

Feel free to share your own insights into your favourite pop music lyrics.

if ryle was live action? would they make him sorta realistic like narnia?- or more like garfield?

Spooky

Mine:

Italian herb and cheese bread
Swiss cheese and extra swiss cheese
Old english cheese and extra old english cheese
Poached egg

(sub is now toasted)

A little bit of lettuce
Lots of onion
Olives
Salt and pepper

I like reading them because they're fun. I seriously don't get why people have a problem with shitposts.

Discuss.