hello world!

 

You guys made so many good threads while I was away... I don't know which ones to reply to... help me out here.

I'll give you ryle tokens

*flexes*

"If you're seriously considering getting all up in his grill, you should hear the rumours surrounding Elegiac.

There is a forum in a more ancient part of the world: the Reach forum; a pit where men are thrown, to suffer and die. But sometimes, a man rises from The Darkness. Sometimes the pit sends something back.

Elegiac.

Born and raised in hell on earth. No one knows why. Or, how he escaped. But they do know that once he did, he was trained by the old Flood, your mentors. And then he was excommunicated, and any man who is too extreme for the old Flood, is not to be trifled with. Perhaps this is a man you don't fully understand...

A short time ago, I was in the offtopic forum. My friends and I were working for Bungie. They were trying to buy the loyalty of floodian leaders by bribing them with Destiny exclusives. But their caravans were being raided in a forest north of offtopic by floodians. So we went looking for the codes. But in six months we never met anyone who traded with them.

One day, I saw a destiny kid playing with an exclusive the size of DeeJ's arse. The flood had been throwing them away. They thought it was good sport, because some men aren't looking for anything 'prestigious', like exclusives.

They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn."
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Further proof that there is nothing that can't be explained using a vienn dia'gram:



So the yanks and the brits think they're pretty shit, huh?

You don't know just how shit a country can be! We've taken all your worst qualities and combined them! You thought killing Native Americans or beating up on the Irish was bad? We wiped out the oldest continuous culture on Earth. We didn't even use that many Aborigines for labour, we sailed off to neighbouring islands and kidnapped islanders to work the farms; we stuck our natives heads on poles.

If we had a bigger population Australia would've sunk from the obesity. If we had a larger armed forces we wouldn't even bother to take on another country, we would patrol the planet looking for refugees and herd them into concentration camps to be turned into soylent green to feed our FAT UNDERWATER CITIES. THE REST WOULD BE SLAVES IN OUR UNDERWATER MINES AND SWEATSHOPS MAKING iPODS AND iDILDOS.

G 'day maaaate 
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I'll see you tomorrow, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.

If I report a thread will it be removed from my sight?

It works?

I will use state-of-the-art Tray of Fudge technology on every poster who asks for some fudge, and it will give out a custom piece of fudge.

technically it's 5 in the morning, but it's still dark so it counts as night

I feel like there's a poem dying inside of me and it'll die unless I pull out its dismembered parts and operate, but it keeps coming out incomplete and broken... made up of parts that don't even describe themselves. Parts that may not even be related. Here, let me dribble some out spontaneously:


escape
dying inside
warm gust
throw cold up
there's a poem dying inside me
it must come out
I need to operate

moth?

fought the light
fine and even
died, breaking
beating itself senseless
breathing
come out

come out
incomplete
dies

rambling, hodge-podge bullshit ARRRGGGHHHH

it's like I have a psychedelic chestburster in me, but the damn thing is too fucking confused to just GET OUT

The deal with Doom DH is that he's an assertive cat.

I hope you find this thread helpful.

http://youtu.be/0rnHls282HU?t=31m33s

31:33 - 31:44