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1531
« on: October 07, 2014, 07:27:05 AM »
do your bumping in this thread
1532
« on: October 06, 2014, 01:33:48 PM »
It's more like a doomsday clock. I can feel sleep coming, but it may be as far as thirty minutes away. Sometimes I mention being deliciously sleepy, but right now I'm actually marinating. This is going to be the best sleep ever!
Celebrate sleep.
1533
« on: October 06, 2014, 01:11:30 PM »
Honestly, dude, quit #zestposting and get good.
1534
« on: October 06, 2014, 11:23:19 AM »
I said that I wouldn't gloat if you quietly gave me the ability to mute her, not if she conceded in writing. Let me gloat for a moment, it's good for her. This again? -_-
Fine you can be the Floods fracking fox!
No more dingo, happy?
1535
« on: October 06, 2014, 10:25:59 AM »
I'll play.
So apparently there was a shitstorm against Kiyo? And she's still a mod? And I still can't mute her? Can't you guys get anything done? Fucking... for justice, guys. The one time the green justice of the Flood could actually achieve something right and good, and you failed?
Tell me the story.
1536
« on: October 04, 2014, 11:15:35 PM »
I'm not gonna lie guys, I've been smoking some powerful weed on my 'quiet' weekend. It makes those morning coffees so much more essential and so much sweeter.
Anyway, I've been being serious about the... other thing as well. It's on principal. I'm not a Dingo and I don't want to have to read it again and again and again without recourse to just sweeping it out of the way. A body could develop stockholm syndrome like that. And I will be reading it again and again and again because believe it or not I like talking to Kiyo, which is why the temptation is better off removed for me since she isn't going to stop. It's disappointing but there it is. Let me mute her. I won't brag. I won't make a fuss.
You know I'm usually very chill, but when I want something I will go after it. Mr Chronic thinks my butt is hurt but I've been doing this calmly. As that delusional prick, Nietzsche, said: 'Those who cannot understand how to put their thoughts on ice should not enter into the heat of debate.' So if I seem frustrated it's not as much of an opportunity as you may think. Yip Yip.
Anyway... coffee!
1537
« on: October 04, 2014, 04:01:14 PM »
lol
1538
« on: October 04, 2014, 09:59:51 AM »
Deep within its platypus lair, within the blood soaked cliffs of australia; within mossy forests regurgitated from death, within a small, swift cold stream, lurks the platypus. There its secret is hidden: within its underground mud aspect chapel it worships its abominable unknown in a malevolent geyser of frenzied subterfuge. This terrible creeping presence which the platypus keeps corrupts reality into a blood-soaked suffusion of sustenance for the platypus.* Its unending freak carnivorous nightmare breaks the prey that existence holds with electro-paranormal godhood.** The secret of the platypus will forever be scratched with mute screams into the night.
*The platypus consumes 20% of its own body weight each day in food.
**The platypus hunts using Electroreception.
1539
« on: October 04, 2014, 02:22:11 AM »
If I was going to make a thread, should I then make another thread? How many threads are usually made?
1540
« on: October 03, 2014, 10:51:13 PM »
Luke declared it in a thread and a bunch of people agreed, and we were all cool with it. Except Kiyo, I assume, but who gives a shit about that. I'm a pretty easy King, no taxes or anything like that.
1541
« on: October 03, 2014, 12:03:58 PM »
who's naughty and nice
1542
« on: October 03, 2014, 12:00:01 PM »
making it twice
1543
« on: October 03, 2014, 05:10:19 AM »
...but honestly, putting my posts on a moderated status is pointless. I decide what I want to do and when I want to do it, and none of it without a good reason. I'm done with Kiyo for now. I assume that Cheat will have a word with her. That would be the smart thing to do.
Keeping me on a moderated status at this point is pointless and counterintuitive, especially if my good opinion is something you all value. And you should. You know I'm well behaved unless pushed to defend myself.
1544
« on: October 02, 2014, 10:38:13 PM »
Nothing offensive going on here. Approval to post please.
Discuss mundane things.
1545
« on: October 02, 2014, 10:19:30 PM »
Well, you see guys, if you didn't persist in employing a moderator that harasses your forum users, you might not see unpleasant threads such as that. So my message to Kiyo stands. You'll find it in a spoiler below. WARNING: Do not click the spoiler if you can't handle the truth. Kind regards, Elegiac
1546
« on: October 02, 2014, 10:04:25 PM »
Redacted.
1547
« on: October 02, 2014, 02:27:00 PM »
See you tomorrow, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. 
1548
« on: October 02, 2014, 10:26:41 AM »
I'm making a four cheese pizza.
1549
« on: October 02, 2014, 08:16:28 AM »
Then I eated them. 
1550
« on: October 02, 2014, 06:39:19 AM »
Look at Flood Fox.
Can anyone tell me what makes it a Flood Fox?
1551
« on: October 02, 2014, 04:18:29 AM »
Opinions?
I wish it didn't have that first song. Fuck taking an influence from lamb of god, that band went to shit after 'ashes of the wake.' But the rest of it is actually quite a good experiment in metal variety.
1552
« on: October 02, 2014, 03:57:05 AM »
do your bumping in this thread
1553
« on: October 02, 2014, 12:56:31 AM »
So please drink from the pure, fresh waters of this waterfall.  #zestposting
1554
« on: October 01, 2014, 02:31:20 PM »
ya stupid bumbasses* Spoiler *avoiding the censor
1555
« on: October 01, 2014, 02:14:52 PM »
arse nuts
swearing?
1556
« on: October 01, 2014, 01:23:08 PM »
She's never been able to resist harassing me before... what's up? I even made a thread about her underwear and then a thread talking about how I made a thread about her underwear.
Does this mean I've finally managed to pull rank and I can just skip about joyfully like I used to?
1557
« on: October 01, 2014, 12:46:32 PM »
Did Kiyo notice that thread I made about her panties? You guys know her better than I do.
1558
« on: October 01, 2014, 10:39:00 AM »
although there is an assault rifle in Reach, please like and subscribe
1559
« on: October 01, 2014, 10:12:05 AM »
What Charlies wife looks like. He's said that she's much more attractive than him.
Even a likeness would satisfy me.
1560
« on: October 01, 2014, 09:55:10 AM »
Too easy 
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