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« on: September 20, 2014, 04:11:59 PM »
So i was walking down the street and this shit stain came out of the bushes and was like "HEY, WHERE ARE YOU STAIN TONIGHT?" and i responded with "HAHAHA THATS FUCKING HILARIOUS JK I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU" and i did lol, my favorite vegetable is my brother because he was in a car accident.
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« on: September 20, 2014, 01:01:44 PM »
yea bitch Oscar Pistorius mixtape coming soon 
693
« on: September 20, 2014, 05:28:50 AM »
 get in ma belly
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« on: September 18, 2014, 08:46:34 AM »
No explanation needed, it's Borderlands. Anyone getting this???
695
« on: September 15, 2014, 11:59:52 AM »
Just Septagon or Sep-7-agon??
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« on: September 14, 2014, 02:24:18 PM »
pls vote 4 me
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« on: September 14, 2014, 09:36:59 AM »
But when a guy orders a 240 volt FUCKMASTER Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with a 6 speed pulsating pussy, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with an optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, he's called a pervert??
double standards tbh
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« on: September 08, 2014, 02:18:34 PM »
i go outside to interact with the world but the wind blows my fedora off my head
i try to after it but my knees hit my man boob too hard and it hurts
i stop to catch my breathe and these hot cis girls laugh at me
i ask for their numbers and they laugh harder
im pretty embarrassed by it and angry at the same time, im a nice guy i would treat a lady right, wait until i tell redditt
my fedora is too far for me too catch, doctor says i cant run much my legs can't hand my weight
mfw not even mad ive got 50 pairs at home
i go to local boardgame store
new dungeons and dragons character models for me to buy and paint
walk outside of store and i trip over the door stop
fall on my character model and it breaks
whole crowd is staring and i pee myself
i get up and pretend as if that was supposed to happen
i laugh it off and people start carry on their business
im right now super embarrassed all these m'ladies saw me make a fool of myself
im rushing home walking really fast and i start to sweat
my cargo shorts are falling down, my hips are really wet and sweaty
oooohh shit they fell around my ankles i knew this XXXXXXXL was too small
mfw i felt like going commando today
micro penis is out in the open
rush to pull my shorts up and i tip over on to my head
my body crushes my head and now im dead pants down in the middle of the sidewalk
mfw
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« on: September 08, 2014, 01:58:04 PM »
huh
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« on: September 08, 2014, 01:32:50 PM »
I've would've came back for you
I just needed time, to do what I had to do
Caught in the life, I can't let it go, whether that's right, I will never know
Hoping you will forgive me, never meant wrong
Tried to be patient, waited too long
But I would've came back, but I would've came back
701
« on: September 05, 2014, 04:49:18 PM »
So I created a nameplate but I cant get it to work :s
I have uploaded it to imgur and I paste the link but nothing
702
« on: September 04, 2014, 03:14:31 PM »
You merely adopted the Swage . I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the Swage until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding!
704
« on: September 01, 2014, 01:17:48 PM »
Israel has announced plans to expropriate 400 hectares of land in the occupied West Bank in a move Palestinian officials claim will cause more friction after the Gaza conflict.
The announcement concerning land south of Bethlehem, inside what Israelis call the Etzion bloc of settlements, comes after Israel determined the land was not cultivated with enough intensity for the Palestinians to maintain their ownership rights.
Signs have already been posted on the land by military administrators saying “state land – no trespassing”. Dror Etkes, head of the Kerem Navot NGO which specialises in West Bank land issues, said: “There is enough territory for a very big settlement with thousands of units.”
The notice published by the military gave no reason for the decision, but Israel Radio said the step was taken in response to the kidnapping and killing of three Jewish teenagers in the area in June. http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/israel-claims-400-hectares-in-west-bank-for-state-use-9702112.htmlMuh hamas muh rockets muh three faggots dead
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« on: August 28, 2014, 12:55:38 PM »
One of the very few games I'm actually excited about, not enough people know about it. It has Dark Souls style combat but imo a better art style and there's a huge emphasis on story. Coming out on the 31st of October for xb1, ps4 and pc. Anywayyy just watch the gameplay.
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« on: August 24, 2014, 12:14:14 PM »
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« on: August 19, 2014, 05:14:00 PM »
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/08/19/james-foley-executed-isis_n_5692695.htmlYep, I've been on twitter and his head was placed on his back. Poor guy, what was he thinking? Going to Syria in a time like this. RIP James Foley, an American journalist who went missing in Syria more than a year ago, has reportedly been executed by the Islamic State, a militant group formerly known as ISIS.
A YouTube video and photos purportedly of Foley emerged on Tuesday. The video -- entitled "A Message to #America (from the #IslamicState)" -- identified a man on his knees as "James Wright Foley," and showed his beheading.
"This is James Wright Foley, an American citizen of your country," an Islamic State militant says in the video, which has since been removed by YouTube. "As a government, you have been at the forefront of the aggression towards the Islamic State. You have plotted against us and have gone far out of your way to find reasons to interfere in our affairs. Today, your military air force is attacking us daily in Iraq, your strikes have caused casualties among Muslims."
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« on: August 17, 2014, 06:08:53 PM »
I've seen my fair share of fucked up shit but some wanker sent me a link and being a curious little fuck I clicked on it. Little did I know it was a vine of a guy casually fucking a snake up the shit pipe. Needless to say, it was pretty disturbing. If that guy was on snakes on a plane he would have joined the mile high club. So what's new in your life?? 
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« on: July 30, 2014, 03:12:00 PM »
It seems like all of them have no understanding of compassion, logic or common sense.
It has probably been like this all the time and I'm only noticing now because I'm taking part in political threads more often but it's annoying me and giving me a headache. They bother themselves with things that effect in no way, shape, or form for example homosexuality. If someone is gay how hard is it to accept that and leave it?? It doesn't me nor does it effect you. Also regarding the whole Palestine and Israel situation but lets not get into that.
Ehh don't even want to go on but yeah. Retards gon' retard. Going to try and keep away from #Offtopic as much as possible to be honest.
710
« on: July 27, 2014, 09:36:14 PM »
Wat do?
711
« on: July 27, 2014, 09:16:31 PM »
Are they possible here?
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