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17701
« on: October 23, 2014, 07:22:50 AM »
I hate my shit hair. I have to get it trimmed once every 2 weeks otherwise it's just awful. Also my voice, apparently I sound like a posh twat. :/
It's annoying because I'm not posh at all.
My height sort of, I'm 6ft so I'm not short but being 6"5 would be amazing.
>being this posh
Don't hate on my sick accent init
17702
« on: October 23, 2014, 05:52:13 AM »
I hate my shit hair. I have to get it trimmed once every 2 weeks otherwise it's just awful. Also my voice, apparently I sound like a posh twat. :/
It's annoying because I'm not posh at all.
My height sort of, I'm 6ft so I'm not short but being 6"5 would be amazing.
17703
« on: October 23, 2014, 02:22:38 AM »
Good thing you've never had an erection which is why you had to adopt.
OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD. LOL
17704
« on: October 22, 2014, 05:29:58 PM »
Don't. Those glasses won't suit you.
Any suggestions as to what would?
from photos I've seen of you, you seem to have a small head. I suggest black frames and tinted glasses. Like these but thinner. 
17705
« on: October 22, 2014, 05:19:10 PM »
Don't. Those glasses won't suit you.
17706
« on: October 22, 2014, 05:13:30 PM »
Her hair is average. She is too tall and chubby. Her face is puffy and fat. She is an attention whore. Her voice is annoying. She is covered in moles.
fat? Srsly? She's not a stunner but if shes fat then the average women is obese. 
17707
« on: October 22, 2014, 04:36:12 PM »
Only because Apple have implemented Apple pay will more business start to utilize the technology
17708
« on: October 22, 2014, 03:48:01 PM »
Just bought my niggas some caine so much it came with a plane.
17709
« on: October 22, 2014, 02:15:12 PM »
Most of the people that have contracted ebola in the west got it from helping people with it. If you're a republican you'll be fine
But Republicans are the religious ones who go on missionary trips to indoctrinate people to the word of God over there.
lol no they don't
17710
« on: October 22, 2014, 02:07:05 PM »
Anyone who isn't sexually attracted to her is a confirmed fgt.
Anyone that is attracted to this photo of her is a paedophile.
and probably a fgt.
definitely a fgt
17711
« on: October 22, 2014, 01:16:00 PM »
omfg lol
17712
« on: October 22, 2014, 01:10:44 PM »
Most of the people that have contracted ebola in the west got it from helping people with it. If you're a republican you'll be fine
17713
« on: October 22, 2014, 12:50:20 PM »
IF YOU AINT A HOE GET UP OUT MY TRAPHOUUUUUUUSE
17714
« on: October 22, 2014, 12:48:32 PM »
ha fag
17715
« on: October 22, 2014, 12:45:58 PM »
Adriana Lima is the only current 10/10 alive
17716
« on: October 22, 2014, 12:44:04 PM »
I agree with flee, Italian style pizzas are the best. I've never had the pleasure of visiting Italy but a pizza from an Italian living in London can't be that much different can it?? lol
17717
« on: October 22, 2014, 12:40:57 PM »
They're probably not even close.
17718
« on: October 22, 2014, 12:29:22 PM »
>mfw Muricans will never know what proper fries taste like
Chips. They're called chips.
17719
« on: October 22, 2014, 12:13:34 PM »
>Becomes vegan
>Too weak to lift weights
>Therefore non-lifting faggot
17720
« on: October 22, 2014, 12:11:43 PM »
Can I make a site suggestion/request?
If you edit your post within like, 30 seconds of posting it, could it not show as "edited"? So often I find a typo or something after I hit "submit" but I dread that "edited" tag.
Is that even possible?
Completely and easily possible. Consider it done.
Achronos can't even get on your level
17721
« on: October 22, 2014, 12:10:05 PM »
If it were over 1, 20, 50 or 100 thousand then I wouldn't see a problem but really?
$95???
95 fracking dollars?
17722
« on: October 22, 2014, 12:07:20 PM »
>yfw when I ate 10 an hour ago
17723
« on: October 22, 2014, 11:20:07 AM »
>Implying having a partner makes you alpha
I'm 19 why would I want a gf? I just want to sleep with as many girls as I can.
Beta fgt
I sweat when I talk to women. I try spraying anti-perspirant all over but then the sweat just comes out my asshole.
Spray anti-perspirant on your ass then.
Doctor said my head would explode.
17724
« on: October 22, 2014, 11:11:21 AM »
Before the coma you seem like you had given up all hope which you had good reason tbh, in the same position most would too but now you're better you've made a complete 180. I'm happy for you. Most people would continue to wallow in self pity but your new outlook is sort of inspiring.
17725
« on: October 22, 2014, 10:58:55 AM »
>Implying having a partner makes you alpha
I'm 19 why would I want a gf? I just want to sleep with as many girls as I can.
As long as most of the sex is kinky
That's the goal
17726
« on: October 22, 2014, 10:56:25 AM »
>Implying having a partner makes you alpha
I'm 19 why would I want a gf? I just want to sleep with as many girls as I can.
Beta fgt
I sweat when I talk to women. I try spraying anti-perspirant all over but then the sweat just comes out my asshole.
17727
« on: October 22, 2014, 10:48:30 AM »
>Implying having a partner makes you alpha
I'm 19 why would I want a gf? I just want to sleep with as many girls as I can.
17728
« on: October 22, 2014, 10:17:41 AM »
Find an ultrabook lol
17729
« on: October 22, 2014, 08:45:25 AM »
If it's a guy, then basically me. Tall, thin, body hairless, cute..... white. Y'know, emo/scene/skater.
But I'm really not sure sure for a girl.
So not shorter?.......
I mean, it depends from person to person.
Like, I'm totally not 5'5 or anything.....heh.....
do you still wear diapers too?
No I don't Foxy
You're a man toddler though, Gatsby.
How dare you call me, Gatsby, 6ft2 big black bbc having nigga, short fat manlet kinder?
d: you sound insecure.
I'm offended that you called kinder by my name.
17730
« on: October 22, 2014, 08:38:05 AM »
Happy birthday Vien Diesel Dammit.
hehehe ^.^
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